| blarneyman |
Fri May 16, 2008 10:35 pm |
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This is not intended to offend any nations mentioned (except the US)
Subject: Gov't Rebate Check
The federal government is sending each and every one of us at least a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala .
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ... and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, cigarettes, whiskey, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA .
Thank you for your help & please support the USA |
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| HamburgerBrad |
Fri May 16, 2008 10:56 pm |
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| prostitutes, beer, and whiskey? none of the good stuff is made in the US |
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| Meyer |
Fri May 16, 2008 11:20 pm |
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Do me a favor. Go to "Google.com" - it is a popular website with a powerful search engine.
Once you're there type the following text (with quotes) in the box somewhere near the center of your screen: "If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs"
I'm not trying to make a major point here, but if in fact you went and sent that to everybody in your address book - and I bet you did - Bill Gates and Al Gore asked me to tell you the internet has other uses above and beyond chain-mailing.
Laters!
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| runslikeapenguin |
Fri May 16, 2008 11:32 pm |
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| riggidy riggidy . . . . . |
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| Meyer |
Fri May 16, 2008 11:36 pm |
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runslikeapenguin wrote: riggidy riggidy . . . . .
That too. |
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| Foxx |
Fri May 16, 2008 11:45 pm |
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| useless crap |
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