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Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:01 am

Hi, I'm new to this site, i have only posted a few times, but i figured I'd toss this up here (I'm posting it every where, sort of in desperation).
I am making a low budget horror movie...
Demonic Aborted Sewer Fecal Fetuses Revenge...,
and, well, here is the link to my page for fund raising

https://www.fundable.com/groupactions/groupaction....n%20saved.

and here is the myspace page

www.myspace.com/demonicfetusmovie

i don't know if anyone here has an interest in such things, but what the hell, huh!

...If this doesn't work I'm going to sell raffle tickets for my bus.

Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:08 am

Quote: Demonic Aborted Sewer Fecal Fetuses Revenge...

:lol: :!:

Sounds like a sure investment. ;)

Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:16 am

DoctorMachineGun wrote: Demonic Aborted Sewer Fecal Fetuses Revenge.

Splitdog's mom lives that movie on a daily basis.

Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:36 am

That title is a mouthful.

Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:24 am

So, this is a documentary about Hoodriders and the Hoodride lifestyle?

Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:06 am

what are the fetuses revenging?

Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:46 am

Right on!!! Good luck with the flick. Keep us updated. When it's finished, I'll buy a copy.

Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:51 am

If you want some pointers on how to make a good low budget horror movie, I suggest you rent Cheerleader Massacre.

Pay attention to the stock footage.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328945/

Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:46 am

hazetguy wrote: what are the fetuses revenging?

well, ok....
the story goes like this....

a bunch of little kids gang up and kill a pedophile janitor in their school, then chop up his body and flush it down the toilet.... his bone fragments and meat hunks come to rest in the bowels of the sewer system....
ten years or so later, the now grown kids have all but forgotten the incident, but the janitors wife, who has gone nuts over the years wanting to know what happened to her hubby, cast a spell (oh yeah, she is a devil worshiper of sorts) to resurrect/summon up a vengeance demon....,
ok, so then you also have a low rent abortion doctor in town (present day mind you) and he cuts costs on things in every way he can, medical waste disposal is expensive, so he flushes all the fetuses and they end up in the same spot the janitors long rotten remains are at...., and the remains, which are just bone fragments and black sewer mush at this point, get mixed together with the fetuses, and then the summoned demonic force comes into the deal and animates the fetuses with the janitors black mush remains pumping his evilness through their lil pink bodies, turning them into little demon fetuses, who then seek out revenge on the now grown children, who are all fresh out of high school, and spend their time drinking, getting high, and screwing...., hence we get the title....,
Demonic Aborted Sewer Fecal Fetuses Revenge!!!!

I actually came up with the title first, then wrote the film based on it.

So, if any of you are financially well off and wish to invest in such a project, its sure to turn a profit. I only need to sell 2000 copies to make a profit, i figure i can sell closer to 10-20,000 copies, so an investor could easily see a return of over double their investment.
Horror movies, especially low budget horror movies NEVER lose money..., and though it is my first shot at writing and directing, i have worked on numerous low budget horror films, and i have studied under the great Lloyd Kaufman (Who has agreed to play the Abortion Doc), the creator, writer, director of The Toxic Avenger 1, 2, 3 and 4, Sgt. Kabuki Man NYPD, Terror Firmer, and the recent smash hit Poultrygeist : Night of the Chicken Dead....
I have run my budget, marketing/advertising, and release plans through numerous people in the business, as well as the script and such, i have gotten nothing but praise for how well it is put together, from a creative stand point and from the business side. everything is solid.
i figure i can make a profit of around $150,000 in the first 90 days after release, which is including paying back the investor..., then i will have the money to shoot a sequel, plus i will have already purchased the equipment, so it can be a "bigger" film..., i have talked with overseas distributors who are interested in seeing the film once it is completed, which could easily bring in $300,000 or more for just Japanese distribution rights...

So that the gist of it...., i need to raise $35,000-$40,000 (the $5 G difference is depending on if i get to buy a 3rd camera).....
so, is anyone down for supporting my lil project :)

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Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:51 am

WHORE MOVIES ROCK!!!

Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:37 pm

I think I saw that one, but I believe the title was "Death of a Salesman". Kind of catchy, and it rolls right off your tongue without invoking seizures.

Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:52 pm

Here is a picture of the concept art that my FX guy drew, as well as the coloring guide... it's not the final approved version, we are going to go darker and less "Easter" with the colors, and the design of the fetus heads is going to be a little bit more evil and demonic, not as "cute"

And here is the first fetus head concept I sculpted. I molded and cast a few copies of it, but again it is not the final version...., though i am quite proud of it as a whole, this one is plaster and only the face, but i have done some full heads in latex with great results...

So...., Is anyone down for investing in my retarded dream?

Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:00 pm

You should do a short and submit it to the "Chiller" tv network... They do a contest of the best low budget horror movie short and you can win money...

http://www.chillertv.com/D2D2/

Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:04 pm

DoctorMachineGun wrote:
So...., Is anyone down for investing in my retarded dream?

Will you be featuring any vintage VW's in your retarded dream?

Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:02 pm

Mad Balls live!!!!!!!!
http://madballs.com/

Good luck with your film!!

Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:09 pm

DoctorMachineGun wrote: So...., Is anyone down for investing in my retarded dream?

Let me get with my people in Nigeria. I'm sure they can find a way to get you some dough.

Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:54 pm

Dude.....

That's brilliant!!!!

Just make sure you use voluptuous women (boobs) in the movie, and then get Paris Hilton to do it and kill her off within the first 5 minutes...

Movie will rock!!!!

Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:13 pm

I've been working on a Corrado for the past four months and all I can think about when I see it is "satan".

Maybe you should just show pictures of broken Corrados to scare the masses??

Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:08 pm

lorse wrote: DoctorMachineGun wrote:
So...., Is anyone down for investing in my retarded dream?

Will you be featuring any vintage VW's in your retarded dream?

My '71 Bus is going to be in it, if i don't sell it for camera money

Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:28 pm

DoctorMachineGun wrote: lorse wrote: DoctorMachineGun wrote:
So...., Is anyone down for investing in my retarded dream?

Will you be featuring any vintage VW's in your retarded dream?

My '71 Bus is going to be in it, if i don't sell it for camera money

Fine, but you didn't answer my question.