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Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:28 am

Happy Canada Day to all us Canadians! :D

Can't forget the stereotype: EH?! :lol:

Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:30 am

have a doughnut, some back bacon, and a molson for me!

Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:37 am

spark up a big fattie from one of the cafes.

Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:44 am

Happy Birthday...

Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:19 am

Happy Birthday Eh.

Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:22 am

busfreak_71 wrote: Happy Canada Day to all us Canadians! :D

Can't forget the stereotype: EH?! :lol:

You are a friggen retard, that is like singing Happy Birthday to yourself.

Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:26 am

alexs64 wrote: busfreak_71 wrote: Happy Canada Day to all us Canadians! :D

Can't forget the stereotype: EH?! :lol:

You are a friggen retard, that is like singing Happy Birthday to yourself.

LMAO...when you're lonely you got to do something..

Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:45 am

Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:54 am

Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:21 pm

420GOAT wrote: spark up a big fattie from one of the cafes.

Done, and done!

Happy Birthday Canada!

Alex

Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:07 pm

alexs64 wrote:

You are a friggen retard, that is like singing Happy Birthday to yourself.

You don't think that I already know that? :roll: I'll just wait 4 days for Independence Day to come up...

Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:09 pm

Keldog wrote:

As far as I'm concerned, Canada is Americas little brother. But we got oil! :lol:

Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:39 pm

busfreak_71 wrote: As far as I'm concerned, Canada is Americas little brother. But we got oil! :lol:

So that's why gas prices are so high here in the US!

Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:52 pm

Calisupastarz wrote: busfreak_71 wrote: As far as I'm concerned, Canada is Americas little brother. But we got oil! :lol:

So that's why gas prices are so high here in the US!

:lol: Don't complain. We pay over $5 a gallon here. $1.31/L at the moment.

Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:04 pm

busfreak_71 wrote: :lol: Don't complain. We pay over $5 a gallon here. $1.31/L at the moment.

Not quite. Your math is a little off and our American gas prices are much closer to your Canadian ones now. Check it out for yourself.

1 US gallon = 3.785 Liters

$1.31 (CAN) x 3.785 L = $4.96 (CAN)

$1 (US) = $ 1.02 (CAN)

$4.96 (CAN) = $4.85 (US)

$4.85 (US)/Gallon is close to the higher gas prices here in Los Angeles.

http://www.losangelesgasprices.com/index.aspx

Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:35 pm

Calisupastarz wrote: busfreak_71 wrote: :lol: Don't complain. We pay over $5 a gallon here. $1.31/L at the moment.

Not quite. Your math is a little off and our American gas prices are much closer to your Canadian ones now. Check it out for yourself.

1 US gallon = 3.785 Liters

$1.31 (CAN) x 3.785 L = $4.96 (CAN)

$1 (US) = $ 1.02 (CAN)

$4.96 (CAN) = $4.85 (US)

$4.85 (US)/Gallon is close to the higher gas prices here in Los Angeles.

http://www.losangelesgasprices.com/index.aspx

Fair enough, it is $1.35/L in Edmonton, and even higher in other places, I seen on the news yesterday that in the maritimes it is closer to $1.49/L. :shock: But I don't want this thread to turn into a gas price debate, so I'll stop here. :)

Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:49 pm

7 Reasons why Canada sucks....

1)Canada is cold.

Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.

But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.

2)The metric system.
Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bullshit. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.

Next thing you know they'll have metric months, metric dollar bills, and women will have metric breasts. Where will the madness end?

3)Canada gained independence from England in 1982.
1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday. We told those British popinjays to take a hike over 200 years before those lazy Canucks got around to it.

And guess who still has the queen on their currency? I'll give you a hint: Canada.

4)Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums.
Imagine being coerced into paying for health care for undserving lazy scaramouches who sit on the street corner day after day, chugging down a 40oz Mickeys before noon.

Those cretins don't deserve a nickel, let alone expensive medical treatment paid for by wealthy, upstanding members of society.

Fact: If you're poor, it's entirely your damn fault -- and you deserve a short miserable life of pain and suffering.

5)They have oil.
Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.

Don't make us go Iraq on your ass. We'll do it.

I'm serious.

6)They speak French.
Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"

Well be that as it may, Canadians still write in French all over the damn place. Street signs, documents, businesses...

If I ever saw a coffee shop with a sign that said "ferme" in the window instead of "closed," I'd blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further.

7)Draft dodgers.
And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?

You're damn right they go to that God-forsaken hellhole known as Canada. Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.

For real, Happy Birthday Canada!! :D

Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:00 pm

NOTAHONDA wrote:

1)Canada is cold

....

6)They speak French.

I moved to Vancouver 2 years ago from Baltimore, Maryland. It's colder in winter and hotter in summer in Baltimore compared to Vancouver weather.

I know as much Canadians that dislike Quebec as much as Americans do. They only speak French in Quebec and nowhere else really, they're the only reason why French is the 2nd language even though I've never met a Canadian who knows how to speak French outside a High school level. Which makes me hate Quebec more since alot of my favorite snacks aren't available here only because companies can't afford to make a new label to include English & French in their labels.

Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:03 pm

Kubel Nick wrote: NOTAHONDA wrote:

1)Canada is cold

....

6)They speak French.

I moved to Vancouver 2 years ago from Baltimore, Maryland. It's colder in winter and hotter in summer in Baltimore compared to Vancouver weather.

I know as much Canadians that dislike Quebec as much as Americans do. They only speak French in Quebec and nowhere else really, they're the only reason why French is the 2nd language even though I've never met a Canadian who knows how to speak French outside a High school level

The list is meant as a joke, not proving facts :lol:

Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:27 pm

Happy Canada Day!

you

h o s e r s !