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Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:05 am

I'm adding a Hula Girl to be seen through the front windshield of my '71 super "Tijuana Taxi." I have the bracket made and ready to install, but now I have a nagging question as to what is correct. Should the Hula Girl be facing forward to the front of the car, looking out the windshield, or rearward, facing the interior of the car? Please don't reply with "Who gives a rat's ass," as I am already aware of that answer. :lol:

Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:12 am

She should be facing the people inside the car, cheering them up with her gyrations and smiling face.

I like philosophical questions! :D

Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:28 am

Well, my wife refuses to ride in the "Taxi" so I'm usually in there by myself. Maybe it would cheer up more people outside the car. We're getting deep now. :-k

Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:01 am

If your wife refuses to ride in the Taxi then Hula Girl will be there to keep you company. As for making people outside the car happy, I think just the sight of the Taxi coming down the street will take care of that nicely.

Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:08 am

Well, I just Skyped my guru on Mount Volvo in Karjakistan, and he agrees with you. Seeing as I paid for the car many years ago and the Hula Girl, I should be the one to enjoy her with no guilt or shame. Gotta go, my Feng Shui advisor just walked in and I have to go move some furniture.

Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:08 pm

My Hula girls skirt dry rotted and fell off.

Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:18 pm

gt1953 wrote: My Hula girls skirt dry rotted and fell off.

That's probably from the oil on your fingers from each time you "peeked." It's cumulative.

Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:15 am

If you were given your Hula Girl as a prize for dressing in drag as the only straight guy at a Halloween Party hosted by flaming homosexuals, you should face her into the interior. If you just bought it at WalMart, face her out the windshield.

How's that for a philosophical answer?

Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:27 am

Bart Dunn wrote: If you were given your Hula Girl as a prize for dressing in drag as the only straight guy at a Halloween Party hosted by flaming homosexuals, you should face her into the interior. If you just bought it at WalMart, face her out the windshield.

How's that for a philosophical answer?

I'll give it a 9....out of 100. :roll:

Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:26 pm

Arizona has a way to dry things out.

Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:18 pm

my question is
How are they standing

both arms up
or both out
or one out
maybe with a ukulele

ive seen a bunch but dont remember what the "style" was

Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:33 pm

maybe this??
ha..wonder what other girls i can find

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-HAWAIIAN-CLEOPATRA-HUL...1c10d2669c

Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:45 pm

they face inwards to entertain the occupants (me)...my girl rocks it on the dirt roads! yeehaw!

Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:03 pm

Ken J wrote: Bart Dunn wrote: If you were given your Hula Girl as a prize for dressing in drag as the only straight guy at a Halloween Party hosted by flaming homosexuals, you should face her into the interior. If you just bought it at WalMart, face her out the windshield.

How's that for a philosophical answer?

I'll give it a 9....out of 100. :roll:

Well, that's why I face mine into the interior.

Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:41 am

I guess it really boils down to this...... Are you an ass man or a boob man? If you're an ass man point her out and if you're a boob man point her in.

Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:42 am

What if you're a leg man?? Then what??

Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:56 pm

You wait till the skirt falls off like mine did.

Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:14 pm

pics or it didnt happen!

Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:22 pm

Get two. One for each direction. i have like 5 in my bus. people just randomly give them to me. \:D/

last month i came out of the good will and some lady was putting one on my spare tire.