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ScionracerbB Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:32 pm

lets have some fun.

His 56 Oval still has that "new car smell"

His valves adjust themselves.

65'1300Deluxe Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:49 pm

His engine leaks oil back into the case.

Dave24 Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:04 pm

He regularly gets more than 10 total miles from a GEX turnkey motor before it explodes... and when it does, it's in Technicolor.

Matt K. Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:27 pm

He doesn't need a spare tire.........as that would be a considerable waste of quality space.

enjoyther1de Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:48 pm

He has never had the need to run standoffs.

timo78 Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:44 pm

-His presence alone keeps the engine cool.
-His gaze has been found to stop rust.
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jshaddvw Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:17 pm

He doesnt always drive a VW but when he does its a Hebmuller.

enjoyther1de Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:55 pm

Oil spots instinctively run from his driveway.

doc1369 Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:20 pm

His engine cools the air.

His comments on oil never lock threads.

He can drive a fat chick and people still find it cool.

Williamtaylor33 Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:24 am

His birthmark is a VW tattoo.

gwol Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:42 am

He doesn’t always cry, but when he does it’s because he watched enjoyther1de’s video.
Quote: http://www.grassvalleyrec.com/HBB2/Brad_0001.wmv

kevin3406 Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:04 am

he owns a ghia with a working clock, good heat and no windshield leaks.....

ScionracerbB Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:11 pm

he's dropped 4 clicks and never scrapes even over speed bumps

his VW starts the first time every time even when traveling the arctic

KTPhil Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:01 pm

His electric rear window defogger still works.

Even when he is chillin'.

Which is always.

hazetguy Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:17 pm

His EMPI parts fit properly, work properly, and don't rust.

zozo Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:09 pm

Mark Rafferty asks HIM how to do it the right way.

Madtat Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:31 am

He never gets his posts deleted from The Samba.
:twisted:

orangebug60guy Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:35 pm

He never strips the threads on heater box threads from the exhaust ports.

65'1300Deluxe Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:49 pm

He runs two fuel filters in his engine compartment-after the pump.

Dave24 Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:12 pm

65'1300Deluxe wrote: He runs two fuel filters in his engine compartment-after the pump with no clamps. FIFY :D



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