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Glenn A Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:27 am

He built Snorklestang.

Dave24 Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:37 am

Glenn A wrote: He built Snorklestang. Then he should be forced to make a crude handgun, then shoot himself in the head... repeatedly.

Sidbus Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:42 am

Dave24 wrote: Glenn A wrote: He built Snorklestang. Then he should be forced to make a crude handgun, then shoot himself in the head... repeatedly.

He can't for that would put his hair out of place.

Glenn A Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:33 pm

Dave24 wrote: Glenn A wrote: He built Snorklestang. Then he should be forced to make a crude handgun, then shoot himself in the head... repeatedly.

True. He is interesting not smart.

bugger101 Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:45 pm

Glenn A wrote: Snorklestang built him .

fixed it :wink:

mlhsquared Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:52 am

ALLWAGONS wrote: Sidbus wrote: He once posted a question on thesamba without first using the search feature just to see what it felt like.

And he never got crap from the moderators!

...because he is the "great moderator".

timo78 Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:29 pm

He once used the search feature. Only to verify that the results were correct.

Sidbus Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:47 am

His bus is slammed and stock height.

thewalrus Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:10 am

He helped the Twins Mom give birth and then sold Glenn his Beetle… on the same day

hazetguy Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:04 am

his eyes will not allow him to see the word 'hoodride', and his ears will not allow him to hear the word 'hoodride'. therefore, his patina is not faked.

doc1369 Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:48 am

When people pass him, they thank him.

In winter, his nose and feet are the same temperature.

His windshield has never fogged over.

420GOAT Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:57 am

HIS weed actually makes him smarter. 8)

Dave24 Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:04 pm

He fathered the Octomom's litters.

KTPhil Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:19 pm

Dave24 wrote: He fathered the Octomom's litters.

...without ever meeting her in person.

timo78 Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:14 pm

When cops have pulled him over it's only to compliment his ride, and offer him an escort. Which he declines as the roadway is always clear on his journeys.

zozo Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:03 pm

He gets paid to take the toll roads.

Fish Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:07 pm

NOS parts find him.

ALLWAGONS Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:49 pm

His barndoor bus really has a barn inside.

hitest Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:04 pm

Even without his pics- it really happened.

He isn't highjacking threads- he's correcting them.

singlecabmadness Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:19 pm

His semaphores are considered street legal even when retrofitted into a 2012 Jetta.

He prefers a crashbox transmission.

His blender has 36 horsepower.

He doesn't always use an automobile for transportation, but when he does, he prefers it be air-cooled.



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