The most interesting Man in the World VW quotes.

ScionracerbB

lets have some fun.

His 56 Oval still has that "new car smell"

His valves adjust themselves.
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65'1300Deluxe · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:49 pm Post subject:

His engine leaks oil back into the case.
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I bet the idle sounded like Optimus Prime punching a sperm whale in the face.[/quote]

Dave24 · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:04 pm Post subject:

He regularly gets more than 10 total miles from a GEX turnkey motor before it explodes... and when it does, it's in Technicolor.

Matt K. · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:27 pm Post subject:

He doesn't need a spare tire.........as that would be a considerable waste of quality space.
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enjoyther1de · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:48 pm Post subject:

He has never had the need to run standoffs.
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timo78 · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:44 pm Post subject:

-His presence alone keeps the engine cool.
-His gaze has been found to stop rust.
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jshaddvw · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:17 pm Post subject:

He doesnt always drive a VW but when he does its a Hebmuller.
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enjoyther1de · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:55 pm Post subject:

Oil spots instinctively run from his driveway.
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doc1369 · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:20 pm Post subject:

His engine cools the air.

His comments on oil never lock threads.

He can drive a fat chick and people still find it cool.
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Williamtaylor33 · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:24 am Post subject:

His birthmark is a VW tattoo.
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gwol · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:42 am Post subject:

He doesn’t always cry, but when he does it’s because he watched enjoyther1de’s video.

kevin3406 · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:04 am Post subject:

he owns a ghia with a working clock, good heat and no windshield leaks.....
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ScionracerbB · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:11 pm Post subject:

he's dropped 4 clicks and never scrapes even over speed bumps

his VW starts the first time every time even when traveling the arctic
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KTPhil · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:01 pm Post subject:

His electric rear window defogger still works.

Even when he is chillin'.

Which is always.

hazetguy · Samba Member Joined: April 06, 2001 Posts: 8975

His EMPI parts fit properly, work properly, and don't rust.

zozo · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:09 pm Post subject:

Mark Rafferty asks HIM how to do it the right way.

Madtat · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:31 am Post subject:

He never gets his posts deleted from The Samba.
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orangebug60guy · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:35 pm Post subject:

He never strips the threads on heater box threads from the exhaust ports.
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65'1300Deluxe · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:49 pm Post subject:

He runs two fuel filters in his engine compartment-after the pump.
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1972 Super Beetle Barnfind "Roland"

"I will finish the car(s) when I feel like it!"

I bet the idle sounded like Optimus Prime punching a sperm whale in the face.[/quote]

Dave24 · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:12 pm Post subject:

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