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..he downshifts left-handed....
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Richard
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Location: Totally Lost
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He does not allways drive a volkswagen, but when he does it's aircooled.
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gwol
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Location: Cloverdale CA 95425
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He doesn’t need a ticket to win the Lottery, his world is a Jackpot!
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J Flare
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Location: San Diego
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| Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:26 am Post subject: |
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| He has never used the term "slam it on earlies" or "That'll buff out" |
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drnewman
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Location: Groveport,Ohio
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He can torque his gland nut with his thumb.
The tires on his slammed swing axle always wear evenly.
His garage is actually the batcave and Jay Leno is humbled by his car collection.
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ALLWAGONS
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Joined: June 03, 2000
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Location: Southern California
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When he drives an old VW, Patina reverts to its original paint color.
When he drives cars slammed on earlies, they return to stock height and stock wheels.
He has never lost a hubcap.
His chrome doesn't pit, it gets shinier.
His carburators sync themselves.
His early split busses have never lost their middle seats, not even the six legged kind.
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I recycle old cars and parts, other than when I rot, that's as Green as I am going to get. |
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Beetlebaum
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Location: Virginia Beach, VA
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Matt K.
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Joined: January 14, 2005
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Location: Hemet, So Cal.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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He never worries about a straight and narrow beam because he is straight and narrow!
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hitest
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Joined: September 30, 2008
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Location: Prime Meridian, ID
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| Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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...Volkswagen exhausts whistled until he found it annoying.
He chose which country considered 914s a Porsche and which could not.
When he ghost wrote the "Idiots Guide"- he had all of us in mind.
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zzhayward
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Location: Newport Oregon
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He does his own laser eye surgery
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69 Jim
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Location: Chickengeorge's Neighbor
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| Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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His fingernails are .006" thick.
He can give his Type II a reach-around. |
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volkyoo
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Location: dominican republic.
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His drums stops better in wet than dry conditions  ! |
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ALLWAGONS
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Location: Southern California
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His generator and oil light has never flickered, in fact.... they have never turned on at all.
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I recycle old cars and parts, other than when I rot, that's as Green as I am going to get. |
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Paul Windisch
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Location: Fraser, Michigan
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| Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:18 am Post subject: |
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He is what makes the Super Beetle "Super".
His throttle cable has NEVER thought about snapping.
His tune-up consists of filling it with gas.
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timo78
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Location: Lake Hills WA
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| Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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-He doesn't use a torque wrench on a Type IV strainer plate.
-Changes the oil filter ..with only the palm of his hand.
-Dust/Dirt will not fall into his eyes while wrenching, purely out of respect.
-His tongue is ambidextrous.
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You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox. : Ian Malcolm. |
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a.wilson
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| Paul Windisch wrote: | | His tune-up consists of filling it with gas. |
Plus he never gets bothered by people bugging him to sell his car to them for chicken feed.
..or bombarded with strangers saying their neighbors cousin used to own one, stuffed with a super-fast Porsche motor.
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69 Jim
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Location: Chickengeorge's Neighbor
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| He adjusts his valves on the run. |
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Sidbus
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Location: Miami
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pabloghia
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His fat chick drives its self to Jenny Craig.
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ALLWAGONS
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His safari windows are really used for safaris.
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Cancer, You have claimed another beautiful life, but You will be defeated....
I rather have a profitable than a sustainable lifestyle
I recycle old cars and parts, other than when I rot, that's as Green as I am going to get. |
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