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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:57 am    Post subject: Honest People... Reply with quote

Guy comes over this morning to buy a some VW Parts. He introduces himself, shakes my hand and says, "I'm Andy, how are you." I said awesome, I broke up with my girlfriend last night. He said congratulations! (As his wife was in the truck 10 feet away with the window down) I said, thanks! I am actually taking you half-serious. He replied, I'm very serious. I've been married three times, they are all crazy.

His wife comes out of the truck, he turns, looks at her and says, she's crazy too!

She replies, I sure am and all my friends are too. I'm very crazy.
So I look back at Andy and said, what happens if I ever find a sane one?

Andy replies, "Run, run fast because the sane ones are the craziest, they just pretend to be sane for a little while."

I sold them some parts and they were pleased. I told them to come back anytime. I like honest people. They were both honest.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to hear about your break-up with the girlfriend...was she crazy?
Thanks again for the deal on the distributor, feedback has been posted.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

167luckycharm wrote:
Sorry to hear about your break-up with the girlfriend...was she crazy?


They are all crazy.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bandi wrote:
167luckycharm wrote:
Sorry to hear about your break-up with the girlfriend...was she crazy?


They are all crazy.


Crazy to stick w/ us........







And all the rusty VW crap we bring home. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad you had a funny morning. Sorry to hear you broke up with your girlfriend. But on the plus side there is more room in your life for another VW.
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