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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:34 am    Post subject: Tomorrow is the end of the world - The Rapture Reply with quote

For all those who are not getting raptured tomorrow, What are you plans? Looting? Riots? Raping?

I'm going to start with looting, I will start early so I can get all the good shit. I might end the night off with some good ol' fashioned gang rapes.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I told my boss to "F" off and just bought a Porsche Turbo on credit.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Porsche is a good idea, but I'm looking more for a military issued h1 hummer. With the radiation in the water from Japan we are highly likely to experience a Zombie attack. The CDC has issued a zombie attack preparation list on their website. My H1 might not be as fast as the Porsche, but I will have armor and a gunner in the back.

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm gonna watch shawn of the dead so I can brush up on my zombie skills
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I told my boss to "F" off and just bought a Porsche Turbo on Glenn's credit.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went for the R/S (on Glenn's credit, of course).
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i just stole MrBreeze's Porsche, and am driving to Glenn's house to steal his distributor machine.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bought one of these http://www.firebox.com/product/3644/VW-Camper-Van-Tent?via=sfg&currency_conversion=0 and a box of twinkies and am hoping for the best.

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tomorrow is my birthday.....34 Dancing
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anybody know what time this is going down ? Morning, afternoon or night. Cause I had plans to take my boys to Legoland.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ViLL wrote:
Tomorrow is my birthday.....34 Dancing

Happy Fucking Birthday Wink
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am driving to Glenn's house to steal his distributor machine.

Why, do you need 2?
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll be attending a Post Rapture Looting Party with cocktails, of course. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ViLL wrote:
Tomorrow is my FINAL birthday.....34 Crying or Very sad
Fixed.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

56Cabrio wrote:
Anybody know what time this is going down ? Morning, afternoon or night. Cause I had plans to take my boys to Legoland.


3pm pst.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave24 wrote:
ViLL wrote:
Tomorrow is my FINAL birthday.....34 Crying or Very sad
Fixed.


Bwa ha ha. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

whey be da ho's?
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Van-go108 wrote:
I'll be attending a Post Rapture Looting Party with cocktails, of course. Laughing


Same here. And it is a good idea to start the looting quickly, if you want the best stuff.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I plan on camping in the bass pro shop next to my house. Plenty of food, shelter, ammo and weapons. Then I'm going to give myself a 666 tattoo on my wrist, just to throw off the demon's. I just hope TV stays up long enough to see Obama take credit for saving the one's who where called. That dude cracks me up.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I plan on working in the morning. Then I'm grabbing a glass of lemonade and a shotgun and wait for the rapture.

After the earthquake I plan on burning the bridges and shooting the swimmers. Unless your porsche can fly you ain't gettin into my county. Except NCN, I'll take 1 heathen for comedy relief.
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