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NorCalNick
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 Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:34 am Post subject: Tomorrow is the end of the world - The Rapture |
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For all those who are not getting raptured tomorrow, What are you plans? Looting? Riots? Raping?
I'm going to start with looting, I will start early so I can get all the good shit. I might end the night off with some good ol' fashioned gang rapes.
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Glenn 
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NorCalNick
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:49 am Post subject: |
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A Porsche is a good idea, but I'm looking more for a military issued h1 hummer. With the radiation in the water from Japan we are highly likely to experience a Zombie attack. The CDC has issued a zombie attack preparation list on their website. My H1 might not be as fast as the Porsche, but I will have armor and a gunner in the back.
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
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norcalmike
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:54 am Post subject: |
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| I'm gonna watch shawn of the dead so I can brush up on my zombie skills |
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MrBreeze
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:57 am Post subject: |
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I told my boss to "F" off and just bought a Porsche Turbo on Glenn's credit.
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Dave24
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:59 am Post subject: |
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| I went for the R/S (on Glenn's credit, of course). |
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hazetguy
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:02 am Post subject: |
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| i just stole MrBreeze's Porsche, and am driving to Glenn's house to steal his distributor machine. |
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gonebuggy
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ViLL
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:08 am Post subject: |
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Tomorrow is my birthday.....34  |
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56Cabrio
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Glenn
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:26 am Post subject: |
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| ViLL wrote: | | Tomorrow is my birthday.....34 |
Happy Fucking Birthday 
| hazetguy wrote: | | am driving to Glenn's house to steal his distributor machine. |
Why, do you need 2?
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Van-go108
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:31 am Post subject: |
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I'll be attending a Post Rapture Looting Party with cocktails, of course. 
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Dave24
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:33 am Post subject: |
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| ViLL wrote: | Tomorrow is my FINAL birthday.....34  |
Fixed. |
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NorCalNick
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:35 am Post subject: |
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| 56Cabrio wrote: | | Anybody know what time this is going down ? Morning, afternoon or night. Cause I had plans to take my boys to Legoland. |
3pm pst.
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Van-go108
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| Dave24 wrote: | | ViLL wrote: | | Tomorrow is my FINAL birthday.....34 |
Fixed. |
Bwa ha ha.
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zozo
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:49 am Post subject: |
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| whey be da ho's? |
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MAYHEM
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:59 am Post subject: |
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| Van-go108 wrote: | | I'll be attending a Post Rapture Looting Party with cocktails, of course. |
Same here. And it is a good idea to start the looting quickly, if you want the best stuff.
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Glenn
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doc1369
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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I plan on camping in the bass pro shop next to my house. Plenty of food, shelter, ammo and weapons. Then I'm going to give myself a 666 tattoo on my wrist, just to throw off the demon's. I just hope TV stays up long enough to see Obama take credit for saving the one's who where called. That dude cracks me up.
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Vanhag
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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I plan on working in the morning. Then I'm grabbing a glass of lemonade and a shotgun and wait for the rapture.
After the earthquake I plan on burning the bridges and shooting the swimmers. Unless your porsche can fly you ain't gettin into my county. Except NCN, I'll take 1 heathen for comedy relief.
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