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Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:28 pm

Not sure if many here have any knowledge about this great celebration of facial hair. In here we can all share pictures of our dirty upper lips as the month goes on. If you think we should have a fun vote for best stash speak up. Here are a few rules found on the internet.

1. All participants must be clean-shaven on March 1st, unless they are competing in the pre-existing condition class.

2. Facial hair of any variety is allowed until March 15th, after which point only a mustache is allowed. A mustache is defined as an island of hair that is at least 1cm (root to root) from the nearest body of facial hair. A mustache is an island. Get it? No isthmuses or peninsulas allowed.

3. Participants who shave off their mustache prior to judging, or those who refuse to obey to the "island" rule after March 15th are disqualified.

4. Participants will be subjected to a minimum of 2 photographs (before and after) during the course of Mustache March for documentation/humiliation purposes. Additional photography will be solicited. It is highly recommended that you comply to this solicitation for humiliation purposes.

The same site also has these awards.

Best of Show
The name basically sums it up. This award is reserved for the most spectacular specimen produced over the course of the month. This is utterly subjective to the judge's personal opinion, no matter how revealing that may be.

Most Disturbing
When you look at this mustache, goosebumps will appear in places you didn't know you had follicles. If you saw a layman on the street with this mustache, you'd warn other peoples children about this man.

Most Fitting
Sometimes the stars align and a man becomes something... more, with a mustache. This award is given to the mustache that makes a man greater than the sum of his otherwise wholly inadequate parts.

Dirtlip Award
The little follicles that couldn't. The recipient of this award can only take solace in the fact that this is all for fun.

Preexisting Condition Class Award
This is an wholly separate class reserved for the few, proud men who choose to wear a mustache every day of their glorious lives. Members of this class are not required to shave their existing mustaches on March 1st, but they are subject to rule #2 listed above. There is only one award for this class, and members of this class are not eligible for any other award categories. Members of this class are encouraged to go for "trick" points as their thick, luxurious, upper-lip base has long been established.

Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:16 pm

So I have to shave the chops too after the 15th??? No can do :?

Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:20 pm

How about someone doing Chemo and cannot grow hair.
This discrimination.

Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:40 pm

How about we get the women involved in this instead? The last thing I care about is facial hair on a man....

Take a pic of your wife or girlfriend and let's get on with it! :twisted: :P

Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:57 pm

LMAO Keith, it's Florida so I just automatically assumed it was a female competition. :lol:

Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:17 pm

When I clicked just now on this thread, this was the Google ad at the bottom.

http://www.blackhairinformation.com/

Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:54 pm

69 Jim wrote: LMAO Keith, it's Florida so I just automatically assumed it was a female competition. :lol:

That or he cut and pasted the back cover of the MAGNA DOODLE my son got for Christmas!

Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:11 pm

Where is Bloog? This is her kind of thread. :lol:

Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:18 am

keifernet wrote: How about we get the women involved in this instead? The last thing I care about is facial hair on a man....

Take a pic of your wife or girlfriend and let's get on with it! :twisted: :P
I think I can pass on the women with mustaches. :wink:

Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:47 am

typesoneandtwo wrote: keifernet wrote: How about we get the women involved in this instead? The last thing I care about is facial hair on a man....

Take a pic of your wife or girlfriend and let's get on with it! :twisted: :P
I think I can pass on the women with mustaches. :wink:

I think you missed thinking of the area I was referring to being shaved in a stylish manner! :P :wink:

Your right though.... some women you see wandering the aisles of Walmart are downright SCARY!!!!!!!!! :shock:

Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:00 am

I saw this chick at SubWay the other day with sideburns that would put Lemmy to shame. Do straight guys still rock the stache?

Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:20 am

AWESOME idea. :lol:

Quote: Most Disturbing
When you look at this mustache, goosebumps will appear in places you didn't know you had follicles. If you saw a layman on the street with this mustache, you'd warn other peoples children about this man.

I've got this one covered, my friends call it "the molestache"

Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:42 am

...valentines gift for the woman? gonna braid her toe hair....

Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:49 am

keifernet wrote: typesoneandtwo wrote: keifernet wrote: How about we get the women involved in this instead? The last thing I care about is facial hair on a man....

Take a pic of your wife or girlfriend and let's get on with it! :twisted: :P
I think I can pass on the women with mustaches. :wink:

I think you missed thinking of the area I was referring to being shaved in a stylish manner! :P :wink:

Your right though.... some women you see wandering the aisles of Walmart are downright SCARY!!!!!!!!! :shock:

What are you doing in Wal*Mart? Try shopping at a real store. Do you build your engines with JC Whitney parts? That's what I thought.

Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:09 pm

Tram wrote: keifernet wrote: typesoneandtwo wrote: keifernet wrote: How about we get the women involved in this instead? The last thing I care about is facial hair on a man....

Take a pic of your wife or girlfriend and let's get on with it! :twisted: :P
I think I can pass on the women with mustaches. :wink:

I think you missed thinking of the area I was referring to being shaved in a stylish manner! :P :wink:

Your right though.... some women you see wandering the aisles of Walmart are downright SCARY!!!!!!!!! :shock:

What are you doing in Wal*Mart? Try shopping at a real store. Do you build your engines with JC Whitney parts? That's what I thought.

Well our local Walmart is the full service kind so it has GROCERIES... :idea: we buy some food there! :idea: I don't buy much else there but a pair of cheap shoes to ruin about every 3 months... you know how they get the shop smell from the chemicals on them.... so why buy good shoes for that purpose?

Otherwise I don't buy jack shit there and have never placed an order with JC Whiney in my entire life!

THAT'S what I am doing in Wal-Mart ... MART :wink:

Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:35 pm

keifernet wrote: Tram wrote: keifernet wrote: typesoneandtwo wrote: keifernet wrote: How about we get the women involved in this instead? The last thing I care about is facial hair on a man....

Take a pic of your wife or girlfriend and let's get on with it! :twisted: :P
I think I can pass on the women with mustaches. :wink:

I think you missed thinking of the area I was referring to being shaved in a stylish manner! :P :wink:

Your right though.... some women you see wandering the aisles of Walmart are downright SCARY!!!!!!!!! :shock:

What are you doing in Wal*Mart? Try shopping at a real store. Do you build your engines with JC Whitney parts? That's what I thought.

Well our local Walmart is the full service kind so it has GROCERIES... :idea: we buy some food there! :idea: I don't buy much else there but a pair of cheap shoes to ruin about every 3 months... you know how they get the shop smell from the chemicals on them.... so why buy good shoes for that purpose?

Otherwise I don't buy jack shit there and have never placed an order with JC Whiney in my entire life!

THAT'S what I am doing in Wal-Mart ... MART :wink:

Don't eat the peanut butter or peanut butter products. :D Signed, Mr. K. Mart.

Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:22 am

I'm in.

Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:32 am

Gentlemen;

I would hereby like to nominate a write in candidate whose HUGE handlebar 'stache was legendary in the '80s.

Similar to the Watson but much wider, with an amazing dirtlip base, I do hereby nominate "The Norton":