TheSamba.com :: View topic - Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy

Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:05 pm

I've read quite a few really good Samba member posts that had lines that were considered hysterical, informative, inspirational, stupid, ridiculous, enlightening and even brutal..

Some of you have already found and used some good lines and added them to your profile signature respectively.

So .. Share those Samba members words you feel are quote and signature worthy..

:arrow: Quote them as the actual Samba member..

Keep it real and legit... no bull, no drama.. and most important of all... = fun..

Simply post those lines as quotes of SAMBA members only.

Don't quote yourself.. :roll: :lol: .
Don't get offended if you are quoted... cause you wrote it somewhere on here.
and...
Don't go making stuff up or harass either

Be respectful to the Samba rules. (The forum Do's and Don'ts)

General Dos and Don'ts
DON'T post political/religious comments, signatures, avatars, pictures, or videos. This includes anything that could be considered a conspiracy theory or anything EvertteB can prove false via Google.
DON'T use obscene or abusive language or images in avatars, usernames, or signatures
DON'T use insult or ridicule other members or this web site in your avatar or signature, this includes using another member's picture as your avatar

Alright... ready.. set.. and... GO!...

A few inspirational examples.

Everett wrote: Communication prevents complaints

Jennepher wrote: If your post begins "I know this is against the rules but..." just stop typing

HippyTom wrote: If it's a little of both (Rat and Patina) I guess that makes it a "Ratina".

joe56vw wrote: you would be surprised at the number of people that are complete assholes on here but super nice when you meet them in person and vice versa :roll: :wink:

skills@eurocarsplus wrote: I am an asshole in real life if anyone cares, yet people want to talk to me in real life :-k

sixfootdan wrote: P.S. I'll still prolly bring my own lunch because I see the people making it.

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Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:12 pm

in a horn thread, this was posted:

Olddog52 wrote: one tab to ground, the other to a 12 volt source. Listen intently for a sound.

had a good laugh on that one

Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:35 pm

In a ratty VS: mechanically sound thread:

crofty wrote: I am fascinated by people who bolt on narrowed beams, straight axle kits and raise their steering boxes and get so damned upset when someone says they don't share their taste in modifications. The only ones getting upset are the Custom Guys.

Who cares if someone else doesn't like your car? I sure as hell don't get all butt hurt if someone thinks my camper sucks or thinks it would look better if it was "slammed like a bitch".

"Hey, check out my hamburger I just grilled up"
"I don't like hamburgers"
"WTF? You elitist douchebag, my hamburger is hella yummy. Go F yourself".

Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:28 am

Ken, You will like this one :lol:
EverettB wrote: the Forums search of the site has been overloading the site

Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:00 am

This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote: Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted twice in the baywindow forum.

Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:31 am

rusty busty wrote: This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote: Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted in the baywindow forum.

After being in that forum for years, I am starting to feel the same recently.

Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:45 am

babysnakes wrote: rusty busty wrote: This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote: Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted in the baywindow forum.

After being in that forum for years, I am starting to feel the same recently.

I concur.

Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:51 pm

tootype2crazy wrote: babysnakes wrote: rusty busty wrote: This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote: Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted in the baywindow forum.

After being in that forum for years, I am starting to feel the same recently.

I concur.

I hope quoting you quoting me isn't against the quoting rules of this thread.....

But for the record, I was luckily I ran out of matches.

SKIM wrote: Don't mind me, I'm just in here to get my "posts deleted" count up.

Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:30 pm

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Never forget

PITApan wrote: EZ Gruv wrote: Maybe you just take the battery out like a normal person?
Normal people are idiots.

Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:41 am

Brian wrote: Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Never forget

PITApan wrote: EZ Gruv wrote: Maybe you just take the battery out like a normal person?
Normal people are idiots.

Where is that guys 'battery door' thread? Did Everett delete it? Can't find it anywhere. I know it was locked, I just wanted to see those pics of his hacked up bus again.

Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:38 pm

It has been said.

Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:52 pm

awreed wrote: Where is that guys 'battery door' thread?

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=618966

Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:35 am

Red Fau Veh
Samba Member

Red Fau Veh wrote:
So far the fastest bay on the forum has 65 horse power and loose pushrods. Laughing

Laughing
I might have a tiny penis but I have lots of fun cars and tall trucks and a big house full of great stuff. Enjoy your big penis, I'm going racing.
_________________
1971 Deluxe Sunroof Bay 1905 stroker, dual idf40's, 74mm Scat forged crank, engle 110 cam. CB 044 heads, AutoCraft rockers, chromoly push rods
1973 Orange transporter stock type 4 with dual 40 Dellortos and Empi single quiet pack
1969 Adventurewagen blue whale Gene Berg 1776 built by Dave Kawell dual 36 DRLA's, Vintage Speed exhaust, Bosch 019 screamer
1961 Swivel Seat camper, L345 grey
Rose Trailerette single wheel closed box trailer
1946 Higgins Camp trailer

Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:47 pm

70% of Skim's posts should be in here. :lol: I really miss the Rants back in the day, the looter photoshop thread was priceless.

Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:00 pm

'64cal lookdub wrote: 70% of Skim's posts should be in here. :lol: I really miss the Rants back in the day, the looter photoshop thread was priceless.
I remember I got in trouble for cross posting the "Dictionary"

Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:54 am

I just got a new one, thanks enjoyther1de.

Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:39 am

TDCTDI wrote: I just got a new one, thanks enjoyther1de.
No, you don't we don't allow political stuff in signatures.

Posting this publicly as we have had a bunch of people doing that recently that required removal.

Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:07 am

EverettB wrote: we don't allow political stuff in signatures.
l.

Thats signature rule #1...

Come on.. lets get this topic rollin' along..

Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:31 pm

Society is like stew. If you don't keep it stirred up you end up with a lot of scum on the top! Russ Wolfe/Edward Abbey

Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:09 pm

I use this...