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Thu Apr 08, 2004 1:48 pm

What I hate is if they go down easy they come out Hot! If they go down Hot you feel like you need your sphinctor amputated!!!

Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:39 pm

As you know, Texas has some good Mexican restaraunts, since we border with Mexico, its only natural that we have Tex Mex food but I aint down with the Tex Mex. Its all hard core Mexican food from the mom and pop restaraunts for me.
Theres a lady named Maria that I work with. Every Thursday she asks if we want any Tamales. I place an order for a dozen and the salsa is so hot, you could probably weld a new cargo floor in your bus with your own shit. This stuff is definitely hot.
I will work my whole shift in total bliss eating those delicious tamales all day but I dreadfully sit in pain on the shitter the following day with a case of 'hot ass'

Thu Apr 08, 2004 3:14 pm

of course we all know that carne asada is numero uno with the barndoor mafia!!

i agree with graham, indian in the UK will make you wish your ass was a dixie cup dispenser! the spices in the indian food makes me have crazy dreams! i had this dream one night in the UK that johnny was wearing "shocking pink lipstick" and drove a new porsche speedster and had two hot hussies that adored his every word. i, of course only had one in the dream and she was not as hot as either of johnny's hussies.

Fri Apr 09, 2004 3:22 am

UZI wrote: of course we all know that carne asada is numero uno with the barndoor mafia!!

i agree with graham, indian in the UK will make you wish your ass was a dixie cup dispenser! the spices in the indian food makes me have crazy dreams! i had this dream one night in the UK that johnny was wearing "shocking pink lipstick" and drove a new porsche speedster and had two hot hussies that adored his every word. i, of course only had one in the dream and she was not as hot as either of johnny's hussies.

Sometimes you scare me :shock:

Fri Apr 09, 2004 9:37 am

Barndoor Mafia wrote: mokoia wrote: SHSC wrote: I hope this doesn't go over the wrong way as I am an American of European descent. But how does the Mexican food sit on those European stomachs? I know that sometimes I can't handle it with my weak stomach, but I still love to eat it!!

can't speak for the rest of the continent but personally I love spicy food and not just Mexican, also like Indian and hot Chinese (szechuan or however it's spelt) food. Habanero chillis have to be the hottest I've ever tried, from the west indies

Habanero Chillis originate from Mexico........in the Yucatan Peninsula. They are also popular in Central America as well. I have not eaten a chilli hotter then an Habanero?

I stand corrected on their origins but damn they're hot!

Fri Apr 09, 2004 9:48 am

Quote: Quote: I have not eaten a chilli hotter then an Habanero?

I stand corrected on their origins but damn they're hot!

I have a funny story about habeneros..... about ten years ago I was working at a restaurant that had an item on the menu with habeneros. they were dried out and had to be crushed for the recipe. one of my co-workers was a pretty macho ex-marine. we had a set of rubber gloves that were used only for chrushing the habeneros. Pat insisted on not wearing the gloves when he was crushing them for the first time, despite repeated warnings from another co-worker. then Pat went in to take a piss.............. he spent about half an hour in the bathroom and didn't look so good when he came out. I guess them habeneros are hot. the morals of this story are, when cooking with habeneros, use gloves and wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.

Fri Apr 09, 2004 10:13 am

ever touch your eye while eating peppers??? oh damn!!!! A friend of mine bet me $100.00 to down this huge pepper,,,I did't make it, and in the process I rubbed my eyes cause they were watering so much,,,,oh man I was a mess,, poured beer on my head,,,,It was crazy, they were laughing their asses off!!!!

Fri Apr 09, 2004 10:16 am

When I was a kid in Sacramento I had a newspaper route. Well it was an early morning route and the dogs would always chase me scaring the hell out of me. My dads friend gave me a squirt bottle with habanero juice in it. He said don't get it on your hand and what ever you do don't get it in your eyes. He said just squirt any dog coming after you and they'll stop in their tracks! So the next day I did and it was the funniest thing watching these dogs running full tilt with their head on the grass like they were ski-ing on their heads! Never had a problem with dogs after that.

Fri Apr 09, 2004 11:14 am

Let me tell you..........the Habaneros are super hot! I too can tell you of childhood stories with those darn hot ass peppers! They are the main reason for my stomach being tore up! I also knew a mahco asshole! This guy would brag about eating hot peppers and performing for us. Well, one day I told this trick that I would bring him a pepper that would knock him on his ass. He said I was full of shit and that he eats bowls of jalapeños like nothing. I brought him the pepper and told him to eat half of it only, for starters. He thought I was crazy? Well he dropped it in his mouth chewed it and swallowed it. Within 30 seconds this guy turned red and started sweating. I asked the idiot what was wrong? He said NOTHING! He ran off to the bathroom and suffered for a very long time. After he survived he asked me what the hell I have him? I told him a Habanero!!!

One hot ass pepper!

Laydo

Fri Apr 09, 2004 12:18 pm

While we are on the topic, has anybody ever heard of Blair's stuff
http://www.ironq.com/4am_reserve.html
This stuff is so hot that one drop is enough for 5 gallons of chilli or whatever you put it in.......they say this stuff can kill you!!!!! look at the price!!!! JTSB

Fri Apr 09, 2004 2:28 pm

You mean the human equivalent to DRAIN-O!

Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:52 am

It's arrived in the UK and is for sale......

http://www.chocksaway.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=3307

Tue Apr 20, 2004 2:11 pm

you know i tried to let it go with steve...but what a dousche bag!! after all his crying he turns out to be the little bitch i thought he was. fucking lying wanker. i really dont care what happens to the bus as long as its not hacked but steve talked such shit and it all turns out so he can make a buck. he should be fired from volksworld as i now think hes a detriment to that publication. fucking LAME!

Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:20 pm

He won't sell he's just letting us all know he has it good on ya Steve.
The missing 53 samba in the UK.
How much if you do?

Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:13 pm

does anyone have an english to english translator handy?

Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:57 pm

The Queens English?

http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/a.htm

Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:59 pm

Too bad Freddie Mercury died he would help decipher the Queens english in more ways than one!

Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:09 pm

spookymulder wrote: You mean the human equivalent to DRAIN-O!

or the human equivalent to tamales.
check out lorses link.

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=70025

Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:23 am

luciano wrote: It's arrived in the UK and is for sale......

http://www.chocksaway.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=3307

The last time I spoke to him (about 10 minutes ago), He was selling his 64 not the 53.

Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:50 am

busracer wrote: you know i tried to let it go with steve...but what a dousche bag!! after all his crying he turns out to be the little bitch i thought he was. fucking lying wanker. i really dont care what happens to the bus as long as its not hacked but steve talked such shit and it all turns out so he can make a buck. he should be fired from volksworld as i now think hes a detriment to that publication. fucking LAME!

He put the contact number so that people who are really interested to actually see the bus can call him. Actually quite a few people have been there to see it.

SEE it not go to buy it!

You see quite a few people here are interested in seeing the bus as there isn't that many barndoors around. Ins't that better than locking it away? The bus will probably be at Big Bang too. And hopefully a lot more people will get a chance to see it too.

So right now you are jumping the gun with that comment. Not only is that comment not justifiable (As the 53 is NOT FOR SALE!) but it is aggressive and full of unnecessary foul language.