| TonyB |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:24 pm |
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Please feel free to add your own remembrance.
Mine is from the classic "Sleeper" by Woody Allan
For those that don't know, Woody Allan is a comic before all else and has somewhat of a bizarre sense of humor. If you haven't seen it and you enjoy this type of humor, you owe it to yourself to watch it.
To preface a little bit, Woody (playing the part of a quirky second hand book shop owner) had gone into the hospital for a routine Gall Bladder operation ... and woke up 200 years later.
While trying to figure out where he was and what had happened he wandered into a cave and found ... you guessed it, an old beetle. Then he got in, turned the key and it fired right up and said (something like):
Old Bugs never die!
I didn't use quotes because I'm not sure if those are the exact words, but it was something like that. |
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| calvinater |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:04 pm |
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Clevon Little in "Blazing Saddles" ...
" where the white women at?" |
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| calvinater |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:06 pm |
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Chief Brody (Jaws) ...
" We're gonna need a bigger boat !! " |
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| bluebus86 |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:38 pm |
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"Its a 200 year old Volkswagen..... They really built these things didnt they?"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo2kSu6O8cU
see the film clip linked above.
Bug On! |
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| rcooled |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:39 pm |
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This thread should probably be moved to the 'Off-Topic' forum.
"Fame doesn't take away the pain, it just pays the bills."
Fred Eaglesmith - from his song, 'Alcohol and Pills.' |
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| far rider |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:52 pm |
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His maid was sick of his bitching so she told him"If I was your wife I'd poison your food."
To which he replied "if you were my wife I'd eat it".
Winston Churchill |
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| calvinater |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 3:09 pm |
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Nice one .
Bluto Blutarsky " my advice to you is to start drinking heavily" |
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| EverettB |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:24 pm |
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| Moved since this immediately turned into some non-VW-related quotes |
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| cbeck |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:57 pm |
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| 2 weeks. The money pit. |
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| obus |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:02 pm |
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John Winger:
"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination."
from Stripes.
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and from the movie "Barfly" which was a Charles Bukowski book
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| Glenn |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:17 pm |
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calvinater wrote: Clevon Little in "Blazing Saddles" ...
" where the white women at?"
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| Glenn |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:27 pm |
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"When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better." Mae West
Quote: Woman: "I have 14 children, Groucho."
Groucho: "You have 14 children? Why do you have so many kids?"
Woman: "Because I love my husband."
Groucho: "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out every once in a while." |
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| HMVWNAB |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:04 pm |
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| calvinater |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:11 pm |
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"Thanks for the harsh brutality."
" Don't think it hasn't been a little slice of heaven, ' cause it hasn't "
Buggs Bunny |
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| cdennisg |
Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:22 pm |
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"I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite awhile."
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| HMVWNAB |
Fri Jul 19, 2019 3:32 am |
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Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Dean Wormser to Flounder.
This thread has the makings of a guess the origin type game. :-k |
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| bigdog1962 |
Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:45 am |
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Forest Gump has so many I don't know where to begin.
And that's all I've got to say about thaaat. |
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| jspbtown |
Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:52 am |
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From my nephew's high school graduation speaker....
"Find answers in the silence" |
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| jwp67 |
Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:18 am |
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| "Better to hold the phone than to get a kidney stone"--Colonel Potter MASH |
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| TDCTDI |
Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:48 am |
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