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Cusser Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:28 am

No good deed goes unpunished

Zundfolge1432 Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:51 am

^^^^^^^^source please^^^^^^

Clair Boothe Luce

Fixed it for you :D

Zundfolge1432 Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:59 am

Along the same line.

“If my sister had balls she’d be my brother”

Author unknow.

calvinater Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:05 am

Author unknown

" in Vermont, if you get divorced , is she still your sister ?"

67_13Deluxe Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:17 pm

There is no I in team. But there is a U in C*nt. So dont be a c*nt.

Kenny Fuckin Powers

cdennisg Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:22 pm

67_13Deluxe wrote: There is no I in team. But there is a U in C*nt. So dont be a c*nt.

Kenny Fuckin Powers

:lol:

6T5 square Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:10 am

I always tell my students

There is no I in team but there is an I in FAIL.

Long-roofs Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:31 pm

From my old Marine Corps days, friend Jethro from W. Virginia after a night of drinking:

"I'm as fuk'd up as a submarine with a screen door"

bluebus86 Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:09 pm

"Houston" First word spoken from the Moon.



Bug On!

Glenn Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:45 pm

Quote: I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK? It's, like, incredible .'

Abscate Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:45 am

67_13Deluxe wrote: There is no I in team. But there is a U in C*nt. So dont be a c*nt.

Kenny Fuckin Powers

But there is a "me" in "team"

rcooled Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:58 pm

"God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time".

-Robin Williams

calvinater Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:44 pm

" I'd walk through Hell in a gasoline suit just to play Baseball "

Pete Rose

chickengeorge Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:28 pm

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
-Leonardo Da Vinci.

Always liked that one.

Glenn Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:51 pm

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." Mahatma Gandhi

awreed Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:45 pm

Like every great religion, we seek to find the divinity within and to express this revelation in a life of glorification and the worship of God. These ancient goals we define in the metaphor of the present—turn on, tune in, drop out.

-Timothy Leary

cdennisg Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:12 pm

calvinater wrote: " I'd walk through Hell in a gasoline suit just to play Baseball "

Pete Rose

Not a famous person, but an infamous one in my little world, had a quote that popped into my head as I read this.

"I'd crawl on my hands and through a mile of broken glass just to stick a pencil in her shit."

He is a bit of a crazy person, but funny as hell.

TDCTDI Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:24 pm

cdennisg wrote: calvinater wrote: " I'd walk through Hell in a gasoline suit just to play Baseball "

Pete Rose

Not a famous person, but an infamous one in my little world, had a quote that popped into my head as I read this.

"I'd crawl on my hands and through a mile of broken glass just to stick a pencil in her shit."

He is a bit of a crazy person, but funny as hell.

That’s right up there with “ I’d drink her toilet water just to see where it came from.”.

calvinater Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:54 am

" one evening after thinking it over for some time, Harold decided to go for a walk in the moonlight, but first he needed a moon."

Crocket Johnson

Harold and the purple crayon,

calvinater Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:56 am

"When I nod my head , you hit it "

Moe to Curly



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