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Glenn Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:20 am

"you can't fix stupid"

Q-Dog Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:21 am

calvinater wrote: "When I nod my head , you hit it "

Moe to Curly

I think that was James Brown to Clyde Stubblefield. :lol:

Cusser Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:11 am

calvinater wrote: "one evening after thinking it over for some time, Harold decided to go for a walk in the moonlight."

Sounds like the first time I felt a gal's boobs, walk on the golf course behind her family's house. No-bra era, and she was likely an average "A" size, but felt great !!!

rcooled Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:07 pm

"Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic."

-Arthur C. Clarke

bigdog1962 Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:47 am

"Enough is sufficient"

My chemistry teacher many moons ago

Evil Clown Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:25 am

Jim Gaffigan
"I love camping because you can crap
standing up in the woods!"

LesbleuBuggy Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:15 am

I spent a lot of money on Booze, Birds and Fast Cars. The rest I just squandered - George Best

nsracing Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:59 am

" Dont call me Shirley" - from Airplance.

bluebus86 Mon Aug 19, 2019 2:53 pm

nsracing wrote: " Dont call me Shirley" - from Airplance.

"What's your vector Victor?" Airplane

far rider Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:49 pm

Show me a man who became rich as a politician and Ill show you a crook. Harry Truman

Abscate Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:04 pm

nsracing wrote: " Dont call me Shirley" - from Airplance.

You can't be serious....

A hospital! What is it?

bluebus86 Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:40 pm

"Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive." Florence Henderson, Airplane.


Fly On!

KTPhil Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:38 pm

bluebus86 wrote: "Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive." Florence Henderson, Airplane.

Actually, it was June Cleaver (played by actress Barbara Billingsley).

Forward to 58 seconds, runs until 1:49: (work warning, sounds starts immediately)

But regardless, it's one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen, since I grew up with "Leave it to Beaver," at least the reruns.

You couldn't make that scene today. Any more than you could make "Blazing Saddles." Shame.

Glenn Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:40 pm

KTPhil wrote: Actually, it was June Cleaver (played by actress Barbara Billingsley).


KTPhil Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:42 pm

:shock: :lol:

cdennisg Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:04 pm

Pretty sure we could have a long thread dedicated to just Airplane and Caddyshack lines.

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

hitest Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:12 pm

cdennisg wrote: Pretty sure we could have a long thread dedicated to just Airplane and Caddyshack lines.

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

Well played sir.
:)

cdennisg Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:30 pm

hitest wrote: cdennisg wrote: Pretty sure we could have a long thread dedicated to just Airplane and Caddyshack lines.

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

Well played sir.
:)

Thank you very little.

Evil Clown Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:47 am

Jim Gaffigan
A woman gets a massage and her friends
are like "Good for you."
A guy gets a massage, "You dirty dog!"

calvinater Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:23 am

" They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore"

Kinky Friedman



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