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Syncromikey
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I thought it would be a good thread to see what other wives are saying about our hobbies/heavy metal mistresses.
I'll start ... Today my wife asked ... "why is there a van part in the kitchen sink" promptly followed by "there are to be no van parts in the kitchen sink sink" ha ha ha ... 
Cheers,
Mike
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Crankey
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| well duh ! that's why there is a sink in the van ! |
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Syncromikey
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Crankey
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| Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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probably get at least 3 rims in the tub  |
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rlamb
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"You said this was only going to take ONE weekend, not, two weekends and four weeknights!!!"
for real....
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whynotvw
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"you love the van more then the family"
" You're not selling the van"
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theDrew
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vweggie
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"I love the van but . . ."
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MsTaboo
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"....you want to spend how much????"
Followed by, "...but you all ready spent...."
But also "..where are we going on this years long trip?"
And "...we need to go camping more often.."
And best of all.... "Yes, we can buy that" 
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k.t.
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How about funny husband/boyfriend/friend quotes?
you want what????
Why can't you get a n rv like everyone else?
I'm sure as hell not going to be seen in it!
Or should this have its own thread? |
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sub-hatchtim
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that thing is worth how MUCH
followed by
why don't you sell that pos and buy a real car
followed by
don't let the door hitcha
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Ukekuke
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| Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:31 am Post subject: Wife reply |
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Thats what you get for buying a 1981 car...........
Let's go camping with the new awning......
This bus is great but has cost a lot.........
Why don't you want me to look in the rear view mirror?
Finally!!!!!!
I need a jump , I'm at the driven with the kids at 12 am and I'm at work!
ME........
I said dont listen to the radio for very long it will kill the battery!
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tam_shops
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| Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:43 am Post subject: Re: Wife reply |
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Why don't you want me to look in the rear view mirror?
I need a jump , I'm at the driven with the kids at 12 am and I'm at work!
ME........
I said dont listen to the radio for very long it will kill the battery!
Al |
Why can't she look in the rear view mirror?
And, I guess you're going to have to get her that auxiliary battery thing for next time and it'll be her fault.
Finally, WHY are you guys telling your partners how much things cost? What am I missing. I have *no* plan what so ever on telling my dh how much anything costs. I'm not saying I'll lie, I actually suck at that, just change the subject or run when I've just bought something! 
My DH made a comment about buying it and then parking it in the driveway and throwing money at it instead of using it b/c it'd probably be cheaper. THEN, compared it to The Money Pitt movie. LOL I told him he'd have to sleep in the tent next time we go camping and take the car along b/c my camper van won't like him and will certainly break down w/ someone w/ *that* attitude in it!
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All of the above, especially the time factor.
When talking to her friends:
"Ask him to see photos of his mistress. He even posts them online"
"I tack on thirty minutes to whatever time frame he gives me. Minimum."
And directly to me:
"For the last time, stop using the dish towels to dry your van parts!"
"I've long stopped believing you when you say this is the last 'mod' to the van."
"It's almost midnight, get off the Samba and go to sleep."
And my favorite:
"If I had a pair of headlights would you spend as much time with me?"
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chazz79
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"Wtf!, van parts in the dishwasher!!!!!, followed by more cursing"
me
"At least I used pots and pans cycle"
her
"That's why my house smells like burnt oily ass"
Me
"Did they come clean? If not, be a dear and give them another go round"
The other deal comes after every major credit transaction. She has this phone app that snitches on me for every purchase over 50.00. Usually within ten seconds of making an order she lets me know. Good thing is I don't need to know what I have in the van because my accountant keeps me informed, if I feel like hearing it or not.
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vanagonjr
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bjrogers86auto
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| Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:05 am Post subject: quotes |
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The best one ever and why I know we will always be together...
October 2008...me..."I'm thinking about changing the furnace in the house. Ours is old."
Her..."As long as it doesn't affect the purchase of our Westy!"
Still have the same furnace.
Brian.
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insyncro
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| Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:08 am Post subject: |
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| "Let's do it in the van" |
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Brad4
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Lets take out a loan for a Subaru engine.
This is after replacing the head gaskets 3 times and getting towed home twice.
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Syncromikey
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