Author |
Message |
Zeitgeist 13 Samba Member
Joined: March 05, 2009 Posts: 12115 Location: Port Manteau
|
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:35 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
That van looked like something a Reality TV producer conjured up to represent a high concept of van-life...one without any real understanding of what it's like to actually live from moment to moment in a tiny space with two people. Living in a van is unmitigated chaos from day one until you're sick of that shit, and call daddy to wire you the funds for a one-way back home.
Air-brushed silliness. Period. _________________ Casey--
'89 Bluestar ALH w/12mm Waldo pump, PP764 and GT2052
'01 Weekender --> full camper
y u rune klassik? |
|
Back to top |
|
|
notchboy Samba Member
Joined: April 27, 2002 Posts: 22461 Location: Escondido CA
|
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:14 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
Wasted youth wrote: |
So at what point does VanLife become douchebaggery? I have lived in my Westy while chasing my job, even though I could have done something different. During that time, I used 'the world' to my advantage, seeking out free water, toilets and showers.
Yet, I was still a working man.... who could have just paid for a hotel room at Motel 6... but chose to carve out my own way.
Example: Before I hit San Diego months ago on my way to visit one of our Samba members, I exited the I-15 freeway at Pala Mesa and found a side road going to private property. I made a hot lunch, took a nap and shit in the bushes.
Got back on the freeway and in downtown San Diego, I paid for metered parking, ran six miles along the waterfront, then in the Westy with curtains closed, changed out my running clothes and completely bathed and drained the bathwater into the gutter.
Visited with Aeromech for a bit, then left for the coast for my Westy dinner at Solana Beach. Dumped all my trash at the beach trash can. Headed north, planning on sleeping at San Onofre State Beach, but it was closed with locked gate. Stole more than ten gallons of water at San Clemente Sate Beach headquarters, I think. Peed in the bushes there.
Slept in a quiet neighborhood (bed was made before I left Solana Beach) in Laguna Niguel. I did not pop the top up. Had morning coffee at a nice overlook there completely alone overlooking the beach at sunrise.
Went to work that afternoon and dumped the rest of my trash in the company can. Shit in the company toilet on their time, not mine. I totally enjoyed every bit of that, except the locked gate at San Onofre. If I were single, I would live this way many months out of the year, and work a less consuming job. |
I do all this while my bus is in the garage
Fuckin funny though. And is how we all do Im sure. _________________
t3kg wrote: |
OK, this thread is over. You win. |
Jason "notchboy" Weigel
1964 1500 S
1964 T34 S Convertible
1977 Westfalia Camper pop-top |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Westfalia73 Samba Member
Joined: June 07, 2016 Posts: 121 Location: New Zealand
|
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:01 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
Wasted youth wrote: |
So at what point does VanLife become douchebaggery? I have lived in my Westy while chasing my job, even though I could have done something different. During that time, I used 'the world' to my advantage, seeking out free water, toilets and showers.
Yet, I was still a working man.... who could have just paid for a hotel room at Motel 6... but chose to carve out my own way.
Example: Before I hit San Diego months ago on my way to visit one of our Samba members, I exited the I-15 freeway at Pala Mesa and found a side road going to private property. I made a hot lunch, took a nap and shit in the bushes.
Got back on the freeway and in downtown San Diego, I paid for metered parking, ran six miles along the waterfront, then in the Westy with curtains closed, changed out my running clothes and completely bathed and drained the bathwater into the gutter.
Visited with Aeromech for a bit, then left for the coast for my Westy dinner at Solana Beach. Dumped all my trash at the beach trash can. Headed north, planning on sleeping at San Onofre State Beach, but it was closed with locked gate. Stole more than ten gallons of water at San Clemente Sate Beach headquarters, I think. Peed in the bushes there.
Slept in a quiet neighborhood (bed was made before I left Solana Beach) in Laguna Niguel. I did not pop the top up. Had morning coffee at a nice overlook there completely alone overlooking the beach at sunrise.
Went to work that afternoon and dumped the rest of my trash in the company can. Shit in the company toilet on their time, not mine. I totally enjoyed every bit of that, except the locked gate at San Onofre. If I were single, I would live this way many months out of the year, and work a less consuming job. |
Classic can't beat crimping off a length in some one else's bushes _________________ 1973 tintop westfalia weekender.
1973 beetle.
1981 Brazilian baywindow kombi. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
TDCTDI Samba Advocatus Diaboli
Joined: August 31, 2013 Posts: 12856 Location: North Carolina
|
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:03 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
chabanais wrote: |
I think when you're trying to tout its virtues while at the same time giving yourself props and asking people for money.
Wasted youth wrote: |
So at what point does VanLife become douchebaggery? |
|
You have definitely stepped over the line when you disparage the "rat race" & then have the gall to ask those in it to make a contribution so that you can continue videoing yourself experiencing all the wonderful sights that you never could if you were working. _________________ Everybody born before 1975 has a story, good, bad, or indifferent, about a VW.
GOFUNDYOURSELF, quit asking everyone to do it for you!
An air cooled VW will make you a hoarder.
Do something, anything, to your project every day, and you will eventually complete it. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
notchboy Samba Member
Joined: April 27, 2002 Posts: 22461 Location: Escondido CA
|
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:05 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
TDCTDI wrote: |
chabanais wrote: |
I think when you're trying to tout its virtues while at the same time giving yourself props and asking people for money.
Wasted youth wrote: |
So at what point does VanLife become douchebaggery? |
|
You have definitely stepped over the line when you disparage the "rat race" & then have the gall to ask those in it to make a contribution so that you can continue videoing yourself experiencing all the wonderful sights that you never could if you were working. |
Well said sir. _________________
t3kg wrote: |
OK, this thread is over. You win. |
Jason "notchboy" Weigel
1964 1500 S
1964 T34 S Convertible
1977 Westfalia Camper pop-top |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Abscate Samba Member
Joined: October 05, 2014 Posts: 22668 Location: NYC/Upstate/ROW
|
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:22 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
Westfalia73 wrote: |
Wasted youth wrote: |
So at what point does VanLife become douchebaggery? I have lived in my Westy while chasing my job, even though I could have done something different. During that time, I used 'the world' to my advantage, seeking out free water, toilets and showers.
Yet, I was still a working man.... who could have just paid for a hotel room at Motel 6... but chose to carve out my own way.
Example: Before I hit San Diego months ago on my way to visit one of our Samba members, I exited the I-15 freeway at Pala Mesa and found a side road going to private property. I made a hot lunch, took a nap and shit in the bushes.
Got back on the freeway and in downtown San Diego, I paid for metered parking, ran six miles along the waterfront, then in the Westy with curtains closed, changed out my running clothes and completely bathed and drained the bathwater into the gutter.
Visited with Aeromech for a bit, then left for the coast for my Westy dinner at Solana Beach. Dumped all my trash at the beach trash can. Headed north, planning on sleeping at San Onofre State Beach, but it was closed with locked gate. Stole more than ten gallons of water at San Clemente Sate Beach headquarters, I think. Peed in the bushes there.
Slept in a quiet neighborhood (bed was made before I left Solana Beach) in Laguna Niguel. I did not pop the top up. Had morning coffee at a nice overlook there completely alone overlooking the beach at sunrise.
Went to work that afternoon and dumped the rest of my trash in the company can. Shit in the company toilet on their time, not mine. I totally enjoyed every bit of that, except the locked gate at San Onofre. If I were single, I would live this way many months out of the year, and work a less consuming job. |
Classic can't beat crimping off a length in some one else's bushes |
That's a lot of information but consenting....oh wait ...like shrubs , got it, never mind _________________ .ssS! |
|
Back to top |
|
|
skills@eurocarsplus Samba Peckerhead
Joined: January 01, 2007 Posts: 16879 Location: sticksville, ct.
|
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:35 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
Abscate wrote: |
Westfalia73 wrote: |
Classic can't beat crimping off a length in some one else's bushes |
That's a lot of information but consenting....oh wait ...like shrubs , got it, never mind |
that's how you can self fund the adventure....brownchickenbrowncow....
oh, wait we're talking about taking a shit _________________
gprudenciop wrote: |
my reason for switching to subaru is my german car was turning chinese so i said fuck it and went japanese....... |
Jake Raby wrote: |
Thanks for the correction. I used to be a nice guy, then I ruined it by exposing myself to the public. |
Brian wrote: |
Also the fact that people are agreeing with Skills, it's a turn of events for samba history |
|
|
Back to top |
|
|
curtp07 Samba Member
Joined: November 28, 2007 Posts: 874 Location: Mass
|
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:02 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
Hahahahahahha...
Hahahahahahhaha... _________________ Subaru |
|
Back to top |
|
|
richparker Samba Member
Joined: November 24, 2011 Posts: 6982 Location: Durango, CO
|
|
Back to top |
|
|
wcfvw69 Samba Purist
Joined: June 10, 2004 Posts: 13389 Location: Arizona
|
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:07 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
aeromech wrote: |
Ummm, what bus? All I saw was the hot chick |
This^^^
I'll say it.. I'm a bit jealous that he's traveling around with the smoking hot gal while enjoying the VW bus.
I wonder if the roaster was a bit jealous as well?!?! I don't know him but didn't see any (hot) gal in his bus? Hum... _________________ Contact me at [email protected]
Follow me on instagram @sparxwerksllc
Decades of VW and VW parts restoration experience.
The Samba member since 2004.
**Now rebuilding throttle bodies for VW's and Porsche's**
**Restored German Bosch distributors for sale or I can restore yours**
**Restored German Pierburg fuel pumps for sale or I can restore yours**
**Restored Porsche fuel pumps or I can restore yours**
**Restored Porsche distributors or I can restore yours** |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Xevin Samba Member
Joined: January 08, 2014 Posts: 7629
|
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:41 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
you guys are killing me
It's Saturday, anyone see Busdaddy at the clubs? _________________ Keep on Busin'
67rustavenger wrote: |
GFY's Xevin and VW_Jimbo! |
Clatter wrote: |
Damn that Xevin... |
skills@eurocarsplus wrote: |
I respect Xevin and he's a turd |
SGKent wrote: |
My God! Xevin and I 100% agree |
|
|
Back to top |
|
|
Wasted youth Samba Member
Joined: July 06, 2012 Posts: 5134 Location: California's Hot and Smoggy Central Valley
|
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:09 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
TDCTDI wrote: |
You have definitely stepped over the line when you disparage the "rat race" & then have the gall to ask those in it to make a contribution so that you can continue videoing yourself experiencing all the wonderful sights that you never could if you were working. |
This. Thank you sir. Well said! |
|
Back to top |
|
|
nemobuscaptain Samba Member
Joined: March 07, 2002 Posts: 3874
|
|
Back to top |
|
|
Wasted youth Samba Member
Joined: July 06, 2012 Posts: 5134 Location: California's Hot and Smoggy Central Valley
|
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:15 am Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
I got to thinking about this today. If I had the time...
I would make a very similar video. But it would be like 180* out from what we keep seeing. So, like the intro would cue to Thompson Twins Hold Me Now. Fade from black to the sound of cops banging on the door of my 1970 VW bus/van as I wake up. Red and blue flashing lights illuminating the inside of my bus/van. I mean, it would be impractical to actually get that on film by myself, but you get the idea.
Next scene, where I come out of Dollar Tree with my sad bag of disgusting groceries gloating about how much money I saved and find the wind-wing is busted out and there is glass all over the seat and parking lot. They took my Ray Bans.
Then we have the raining scene trying to change a tire in the woods, but the jack keeps sinking into the soft soil as my bus/van dangerously leans towards me. I finally get it stable with tree branches under the jack, but can't get two of the lug nuts loose. I round off the end of them and the lug wrench as I stand on it and slip off, scraping my ankle. I get my bike off the back rack, pedal into town for help and return with some help that just cost me $75 for the first hour... cheap, too! Because it took four hours to make this happen, the rain has stopped and its a nice late Saturday afternoon with clearing skies. Yay! It's gonna work out after all! We get to the bus/van and find Coors Light beer cans on the ground and a shotgun blast peppering my driver's door. I now have a Kenny Chesney bumper sticker where I once had no sticker at all.
Forgoing the shit-kicking redneck countryside, I run a Craigslist ad for Handyman service in the Los Angeles area and travel that way. Surely, I could make some cash for a couple weeks of working and just live at the beach or squat on the UCLA campus. In Indio, California, I meet this smoking hot chick at the AM/PM minimart. She has this cutest little puppy pit bull, and we totally hit it off. She wants to go to LA, too! Totally rad!
Next scene: We are east of Palm Springs and the puppy shits on her lap. She wigs out, puppy now on floor near my feet, and the fantastic smell of sickly dog poo fills the 109* air inside the bus/van. Wish I had A/C.
Next scene: I am noticing this super hot chick who smokes the same cigarettes as me... seems to be smoking lot of them. Unclear where the puppy went to and the entire van/bus now smells like hot and dried dogshit. Some of it is smeared and dried on the seat belt. I push on. You know, like, totally got to get to the beach! It's fuggin' RAD, man! Cue: Any music from Joe Walsh.
Too bad my engine overheated buffeting the hot high winds roaring over Beaumont Pass and into the Palm Springs area. I break down west of Cabazon. Did I melt a piston?
At this point, we go to the drone camera where we see my bus on the side of Interstate 10 with a Riverside County Sherriff's squad car behind it. You can see him with his arms folded across his chest and my buttcrack as I try to peer into the void of the engine bay. New girlfriend is obviously badgering the Deputy, and from the camera drone, you can see him point her to sit down on the side of the road as she flips him the bird. Drone cam shows CHP rolling up and stopping behind Deputy cruiser as most of the traffic seems to be slowing down to look. Cue: Bad Company's Rock n' Roll Fantasy.
Turns out my engine died not from overheating working its way through those hot headwinds, it died because the generator belt came loose from that completely useless fake pulley that can't hold a tension. So the battery eventually went flat, and I lost primary ignition. Good thing I didn't do any serious damage... Turns out my exhaust valves really needed adjusting, too. Wonder why the exhaust valves needed so much adjusting after driving at 65 MPH in those headwinds in 109* hot day with no generator turning? Sure wish I had understood what that little light was on the bottom of the speedometer. Cue: Metallica's Trapped Under Ice.
Next Scene: I'm talking to the camera making out like it's cool, because I'm so right-on with being connected to the world and the Samba Community. You can see me on the laptop, sick puppy in my lap. New Girlfriend furiously texting multiple people from front seat, bitching about how fucking hot it is. Dog seems to be mine now. It suddenly occurs to me that when I met this chick she was alone and without a car in Indio. I make light laughter about this for the video, but even the tiniest of cell phone screens my audience might have cannot hide my obvious fear. Cue: Lou Reed's Walk on the Wild Side.
Yay! The Samba guys got me all straightened out! One of them comes to my rescue! Cue: Any song from Jimmy Buffet. I enlist the help of the local Samba guy and quickly consume the rest of my funds buying him beer and a used but good German generator pulley along with my inferior, ill-fitting Chinese valve cover gaskets and belt from AutoZone. Samba dude warns me repeatedly to slow down, learn how to properly set my timing and find that missing 'rear apron' tin piece, whatever the hell that thingy is. He tried to show me how to do static timing, but that new girlfriend was a problem.
Scene: lots of camera shake and gaffer problems as new girlfriend can't seem to handle operating the camera well. Samba dude seems to want to no longer be a part of this, and keeps looking at the camera.
We are back on the road! New girlfriend has totally mellowed out after I bought her three packs of Marlboro Menthol 100's at a bargain price of $7.49 each. I just put it on the Visa. But she is still a little fidgety and smells a little like vitamin B and sweat. Keeps moving her mouth, too, but I don't think she's saying anything. Scene: Wind blowing through her stringy hair, puppy sprawled out on rear floor with a new pool of super soft feces. Cue: Grateful Dead's Touch of Grey.
Next: The LA Basin, Santa Monica and a frightening encounter with some Nortenos gangbangers at the Rosemead Swap Meet. Cue: Closing song with Phantogram's Running from the Cops
Last edited by Wasted youth on Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:59 am; edited 3 times in total |
|
Back to top |
|
|
timvw7476 Samba Member
Joined: June 03, 2013 Posts: 2205 Location: seattle
|
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:18 am Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
Notchboy question/ quote> 'why isn't he in a bikini with his balls hanging out?'
Answer: Because nobody wants to see those. Nobody. : l
Also, it's a known phenomena that grads leave USC campus batshit crazy, so I'll
forgive sweetcheeks her wanderlust & leave it at that. Something in the bottled water down there. Or sunstroke. Maybe both. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
airschooled Air-Schooled
Joined: April 04, 2012 Posts: 12722 Location: on a bike ride somewhere
|
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:17 am Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
Thread Of The Year. Thanks Steve and Don.
Sincerely,
RobbieOnlyMoochedOffRichAndAndrewForDaysLastYear _________________ Learn how your vintage VW works. And why it doesn't!
One-on-one tech help for your Volkswagen:
www.airschooled.com |
|
Back to top |
|
|
TDCTDI Samba Advocatus Diaboli
Joined: August 31, 2013 Posts: 12856 Location: North Carolina
|
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:23 am Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
Good thing your story ended there, everyone would have had too much fun at your expense when you found out that your pissed off new girlfriend wasn't, cue Lou Reeds "Take a walk on th wild side" _________________ Everybody born before 1975 has a story, good, bad, or indifferent, about a VW.
GOFUNDYOURSELF, quit asking everyone to do it for you!
An air cooled VW will make you a hoarder.
Do something, anything, to your project every day, and you will eventually complete it. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Xevin Samba Member
Joined: January 08, 2014 Posts: 7629
|
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:22 am Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
Wasted youth wrote: |
But she is still a little fidgety and smells a little like vitamin B and sweat |
Bravo WY, I literally laughed out loud. Holy crap that was funny. _________________ Keep on Busin'
67rustavenger wrote: |
GFY's Xevin and VW_Jimbo! |
Clatter wrote: |
Damn that Xevin... |
skills@eurocarsplus wrote: |
I respect Xevin and he's a turd |
SGKent wrote: |
My God! Xevin and I 100% agree |
|
|
Back to top |
|
|
Bleyseng Samba Member
Joined: July 03, 2005 Posts: 4752 Location: Seattle
|
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:53 am Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
That was too funny! I checked out all the posts of Wandxr and the pics are pretty well setup although some show the real mess of living in a van.... _________________ 70 Ghia Black convert-9/69 build date-stock w/133k 1600 SP-barn find now with a rebuilt tranny and engine
77 Westy 2.0L w/Ljet, Camper Special engine-95hp and with LSD!(sold)
76 Porsche 914 2.1L L20c, 120hp Djet (sold)
87 Syncro Westy Titan Red 2.1L 2 knob 100k miles |
|
Back to top |
|
|
airschooled Air-Schooled
Joined: April 04, 2012 Posts: 12722 Location: on a bike ride somewhere
|
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:09 pm Post subject: Re: GoFundMe WanderLust Vanlife Projects |
|
|
Y'all wanna see REAL VanLife?
You get all these rad vegan meals any time you want! It's the cheapest way to eat and maintain a 3,600 calorie diet and a lethal dose of sodium. You only have to trespass a little for Real Life Experiences like this!
Sometimes, you even get to sleep in some of the most desired locations on the planet. Like this 24-hr parking lot on Manhattan's Upper East Side! Who says you need the Rat Race to live such a luxurious life?
My favorite part of VanLife though, was how neat and tidy my interior stayed all the time. Why, here's a shot where I lived in Chicago and spent six hours cleaning my interior. Yeah, isn't is so spacious and homey? Can't even see the piss jugs!
I love you guys.
Robbie _________________ Learn how your vintage VW works. And why it doesn't!
One-on-one tech help for your Volkswagen:
www.airschooled.com |
|
Back to top |
|
|
|