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pyrOman
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| Don't feel bad, he got caught fucking plenty of people too. LOL |
Not feeling bad at all! For one, I had to finish my business, and 2, I know the racist bigot for what he is! 
But again, I digress... 
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Fish
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Location: OB. It's beside the point.
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| Fish wrote: |
| I'll be the first to raise my hand and say YES. Many times over as I'll bet anyone who has ever owned a split has. Soooooo shouldn't the question be who hasn't had sex in a split bus? |
Alex "The Vichingo" bought his all original 1964 21 Window from a group of nuns in a monastery in Rome, Italy, so I know the question is valid and will certainly spark some interesting and colorful answers. |
Aren't they married to God? Sooooo it is possible, right?
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in every bus i've owned{5},i called it "christining it".now all i gotta do that with a ghia  .......maybe i should save that for the other forum  |
I know convertible Ghia's are possible, but try a 914 sometime. I had to take the top off to make that one work too.
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P-Dub
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Joined: October 17, 2002
Posts: 1064
Location: Oh, hi!
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| (hand up) When I sold my Westy I thought, "I wonder if this guy would want this bus if he knew what went on in here?" What he don't know wont hurt him. |
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vwtony2
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Joined: May 12, 2004
Posts: 1004
Location: south of 19 degrees north and east of 65 degrees west.....
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| Then again, how's it on the bench of the pressure calibration area, in the calibration lab, in the ship, while in the Navy? |
Till I read this I just assumed that this thread was about procreation with the opposite sex... guess I was wrong 
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bmx2c4me
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Joined: February 09, 2003
Posts: 642
Location: Maryland
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I got a 2-10 (2=B, 10=J)
<-------in this bus with the sunroof open, under the stars, on a warm summer night...
with my friend driving on some country roads....
That's what friends are for! |
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Church Key
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NCR...thanks man...when I think back on the wild days...
Aaaah...goodtimes!
The top of the baybridge has to be one of the best "scenic sessions" I can claim in the SF area...
The gal bragged about having done it on the Lefty O'Doul bridge....
I grunted...
"Sweetheart, we can do MUCH better than that, TONIGHT!"
Hahahaahaaaa!!!
Not a big bragger, just really LOVED the company of women...they are all so great in their own special ways...just had to sample.
Now the toughest is DRIVING en flagrante in a T-2...
ANYONE care to elaborate on that delicacy? |
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fig
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Joined: August 17, 2000
Posts: 1080
Location: 26.15°S, 28.2°E
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Now the toughest is DRIVING en flagrante in a T-2...
ANYONE care to elaborate on that delicacy? |
Hahaha ... btdt ... 
Bench front seats are just the best. Who needs a walk-through. Not bragging, just sharing:
Driving through the Mikumi National Park in Tanzania, at sunset.
Elephants and other wildlife everywhere. Shaun was riding up on the roofrack enjoying the view. Driving at the park speed limit of 35km/h (25mph?) and G undoes my fly ... 
One thing rapidly leads to another and soon we're both naked from the waist down, sharing the middle section of the front bench, still doing 35km/h and more or less keeping on the road ...
Later, when Shaun came back in, he didn't comment on the driving ...
Should I be including stuff like this in my book about the ZebraSafari?
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BUCIOBATISTI
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Joined: April 17, 2002
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Location: San Diego, California, USA
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| Church Key wrote: |
Now the toughest is DRIVING en flagrante in a T-2...
ANYONE care to elaborate on that delicacy? |
Hahaha ... btdt ...
Bench front seats are just the best. Who needs a walk-through. Not bragging, just sharing:
Driving through the Mikumi National Park in Tanzania, at sunset.
Elephants and other wildlife everywhere. Shaun was riding up on the roofrack enjoying the view. Driving at the park speed limit of 35km/h (25mph?) and G undoes my fly ...
One thing rapidly leads to another and soon we're both naked from the waist down, sharing the middle section of the front bench, still doing 35km/h and more or less keeping on the road ...
Later, when Shaun came back in, he didn't comment on the driving ...
Should I be including stuff like this in my book about the ZebraSafari? |
Yep.
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Rusting Hulk
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Joined: August 20, 2002
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Location: Malvern UK
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| It has to be one of the reasons for owning a bus,but i'm having trouble persuading my wife to get in the treasure chest |
Simon- If you could ever convince your lady to get it on inside the treasure chest you'd get the "Dogs Bollocks" award for sure. Now stop taking the piss and get to it, son, make us proud. |
Point taken. A good experience for me, was in my 66 samba with the middle seat taken out,driving along with a girl doing some DIY on the back seat,difficult driving conditions,hard to keep it straight
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pyrOman
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| Then again, how's it on the bench of the pressure calibration area, in the calibration lab, in the ship, while in the Navy? |
Till I read this I just assumed that this thread was about procreation with the opposite sex... guess I was wrong |
Surely you are mistaken. The subject is "sex" and sticking it in a hole in the wall is NOT it! 
In my case, for another reason I was on "restriction" (not allowed to leave the ship  ) for 45 days. So in one of her visits I found a way to, well, "get over it!"
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crofty
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Location: Land of Whine and Phonies
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| (hand up) When I sold my Westy I thought, "I wonder if this guy would want this bus if he knew what went on in here?" What he don't know wont hurt him. |
Hopefully he not CSI fan with a bottle of Illuminal!
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UZI
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Joined: February 08, 2002
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| Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:27 am Post subject: Re: No blue dress |
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I got a 2-10 (2=B, 10=J)
<-------in this bus with the sunroof open, under the stars, on a warm summer night...
with my friend driving on some country roads....
That's what friends are for! |
this friend?
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/album_page.php?pic_id=43296
or this one?
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/album_page.php?pic_id=34426
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coolerthanelvis
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Location: San Diego, CA
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| Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:46 am Post subject: Re: No blue dress |
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From the caption of pic 2:
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| My buddy took the helm for awhile so I could enjoy the best seat in the house.... |
Was this pic taken before or after the drive on the country roads?? Enquiring minds want to know!
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Kutie
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Location: NJ, MD, & VIRGINIA
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| Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:49 pm Post subject: Re: Sex In A Split Bus |
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| Tiffany & I enjoyed my 21 window...7 years earlier, in my ‘78 Westy, Regina, said there would no lip service unless we were “going out.” If only I had had a split back then! |
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braddick
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| Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:44 am Post subject: Re: Sex In A Split Bus |
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Had a good laugh when this topic popped up a few months back
Story's well where do we start ha ha
Let just say the bus is the mode of transport when going out for wedding anniversary tea with the wife and no 4 kids on board, but the bloody thing always breaks down in the pine forrest on the way home and can take a good half hour or so too get it started again
Love my bus love my wife |
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Travis Woodard
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When you have 3 kids my wife calls our 59 mango the love bus best thing I ever did was out fit that bus with a zbed and curtains.
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gears
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:09 am Post subject: Re: Sex In A Split Bus |
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Front seat of my '64 double cab, a VERY hot 1st date .. She claimed 5 times, I remember 3
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Abscate
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| Front seat of my '64 double cab, a VERY hot 1st date .. She claimed 5 times, I remember 3 |
You slept through the other 2.
True Gentlemen are unable to assist in such enquiries
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henk
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| Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:33 pm Post subject: Re: Sex In A Split Bus |
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You think she said 5 "times" but what see really said was 5 seconds.😉
Henk!!! |
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