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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:28 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:51 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

^^^^^^^^source please^^^^^^

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:59 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Along the same line.

“If my sister had balls she’d be my brother”

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:05 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

There is no I in team. But there is a U in C*nt. So dont be a c*nt.

Kenny Fuckin Powers
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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There is no I in team. But there is a U in C*nt. So dont be a c*nt.

Kenny Fuckin Powers


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:10 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

I always tell my students

There is no I in team but there is an I in FAIL.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

From my old Marine Corps days, friend Jethro from W. Virginia after a night of drinking:

"I'm as fuk'd up as a submarine with a screen door"
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:45 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

67_13Deluxe wrote:
There is no I in team. But there is a U in C*nt. So dont be a c*nt.

Kenny Fuckin Powers


But there is a "me" in "team"
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

"God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time".

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

" I'd walk through Hell in a gasoline suit just to play Baseball "

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
-Leonardo Da Vinci.

Always liked that one.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." Mahatma Gandhi
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Like every great religion, we seek to find the divinity within and to express this revelation in a life of glorification and the worship of God. These ancient goals we define in the metaphor of the present—turn on, tune in, drop out.

-Timothy Leary
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

calvinater wrote:
" I'd walk through Hell in a gasoline suit just to play Baseball "

Pete Rose


Not a famous person, but an infamous one in my little world, had a quote that popped into my head as I read this.

"I'd crawl on my hands and through a mile of broken glass just to stick a pencil in her shit."

He is a bit of a crazy person, but funny as hell.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

cdennisg wrote:
calvinater wrote:
" I'd walk through Hell in a gasoline suit just to play Baseball "

Pete Rose


Not a famous person, but an infamous one in my little world, had a quote that popped into my head as I read this.

"I'd crawl on my hands and through a mile of broken glass just to stick a pencil in her shit."

He is a bit of a crazy person, but funny as hell.


That’s right up there with “ I’d drink her toilet water just to see where it came from.”.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:54 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

" one evening after thinking it over for some time, Harold decided to go for a walk in the moonlight, but first he needed a moon."

Crocket Johnson

Harold and the purple crayon,
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:56 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

"When I nod my head , you hit it "

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