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obus 
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crukab
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| Floating VW wrote: |
And she was Brazilian, so the screaming was in Portuguese which adds a whole 'nother dimension to it! |
Yea, my YOUNGER Bro WAS married to a Columbian woman, Divorced her after about 10 ? years, his hair is totally grey & his forehead is growing, my older Bro & I have a bit of grey & full head o'hair, co-winkey-dink, I don't think so....... 
Good to hear your getting to see your Kids Mark !!
My wife is visiting our Grand kid in Ct., she stays at her beach house in R.I., they all get to go to the beach daily, she's been there 2+ weeks, don't know when she's coming home.... 
My son will be 32 on the 4th .... 
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mark tucker
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:48 am Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Floating VW wrote: |
Man, it pisses me off when you guys talk about how good your wives are!
My ex-wife, I literally had to throw buckets of cold water on her to get her to stop screaming at me. It was the only thing that would work- if I tried to leave the house and walk away, she would just follow me out the door and continue screaming at me on the sidewalk.
And she was Brazilian, so the screaming was in Portuguese which adds a whole 'nother dimension to it! |
got any video? that sounds asome to watch.... but..dam it sucks for you.. try to find a good one.. there are a fewout there...very few if they have divorced girlfriends...might want to steer clear. bitches cause more bitches to be divorced. |
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Floating VW
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 3:05 pm Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| mark tucker wrote: |
| . . . if they have divorced girlfriends...might want to steer clear. bitches cause more bitches to be divorced. |
That right there is a pearl of wisdom such as I have not heard in a good, long while!
I'm gonna get me a pad and pencil and write that one down.
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Abscate
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| Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:05 am Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| typ914 wrote: |
Or you may not understand this one.
For the last 5 years or so my wife has insisted on cutting our lawn, about 1-1/4 acres with a self propelled walk behind mower. I often offered to buy her a ridding mower but she always said walking was healthier. She finally broke down and asked for a ridding mower. You would not believe her excitment when they delivered her brand John Deere lawn tractor with bag attachment.
It gets better. She is a Texan and her hobby is smoking meats. About 18 years ago i gave her a Primo smoker for her birthday and sent sent her to a cooking school to learn how to properly grill and smoke brisket. Couldn't ask for a better wife. |
Lord, I know I should not covet the neighbors wife but she is smoking hot....
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mark tucker
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| Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:49 am Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Floating VW wrote: |
| mark tucker wrote: |
| . . . if they have divorced girlfriends...might want to steer clear. bitches cause more bitches to be divorced. |
That right there is a pearl of wisdom such as I have not heard in a good, long while!
I'm gonna get me a pad and pencil and write that one down. |
as do church's & church women's groups., seen it tomany times. they sure can eff up marriages as bad or worse than those divorced girlfriends do. |
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oprn
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| Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:13 am Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Games with my wife? That is a no-go region right there! There fairer sex are born playing mind games, are experts out of the crib and any guy with any sense steers clear of that quagmire! |
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Fish
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Location: OB. It's beside the point.
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| Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:30 am Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Games with my wife? That is a no-go region right there! There fairer sex are born playing mind games, are experts out of the crib and any guy with any sense steers clear of that quagmire! |
Giggity!
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Abscate
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 4:02 am Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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Care to share your wife?  |
Be wary what you wish for.
On our honeymoon, we had a room with a built-in jacuzzi. Mrs. Cusser wouldn't go in because she hadn't brought along a swimsuit.
Mrs. Cusser had heard that the man was supposed to be on top, and the woman underneath. I said "Mrs. Cusser, get out from under the bed, you're getting all dusty !!!"
OK - those things did not really happen....really, we still have sex almost every night: almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday...... |
Straight from Henny Youngman, somebody please take my wife. Thank you |
Did we complete this circle?
We have sex twice a week...she does it Mondays , and I do it Fridays.
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mark tucker
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:25 am Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Straight from Henny Youngman, somebody please take my wife. Thank you |
Did we complete this circle?
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| We have sex twice a week...she does it Mondays , and I do it Fridays. |
[ CIRCLE? are you requesting a circle jerk party?or just needing some one to compleate your's? just wondering...or is it for the monday night games? 
beware when you take somebodys wife, you may end up with a lot more than you want.....and then some. |
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oprn
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| Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:02 am Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Just like used cars, there is a reason for the need to change ownership and it's usually not apparent in the test drive but soon after .... you find out why she was traded in! |
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Fish
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Location: OB. It's beside the point.
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nsracing
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| Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 5:02 pm Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Just like used cars, there is a reason for the need to change ownership and it's usually not apparent in the test drive but soon after .... you find out why she was traded in! |
I will take them for test-drives but never buy any. 
Aplenty to test-drive..resist the temptation to bringing that home. Taking home one is a headache you inherit from the last guy who got rid of it. |
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nsracing
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| Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 5:16 pm Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Wife left town this weekend. Aaahh! |
ain't those the best weekends? |
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mark tucker
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:40 am Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| my youngest kid left for kosovo yesterday for 3 years....that's gonna be a long 3 years for me.I hope I manage to get over there for at least a week or so to see her and the country. i miss her already. |
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Abscate
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| Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 9:52 am Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Straight from Henny Youngman, somebody please take my wife. Thank you |
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Ill step up to fix this one.
Henry's line was:
"Take my wife....pause...please!"
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typ914
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| Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:46 am Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Here is one for everyone. Wife was complaining about all the stuff her husband had in their garage and basement. She said if you ain't used it in a while you might as well get rid of it! She was the first thing to go. |
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mark tucker
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| Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 12:14 pm Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Here is one for everyone. Wife was complaining about all the stuff her husband had in their garage and basement. She said if you ain't used it in a while you might as well get rid of it! She was the first thing to go. |
oh crap....what does she look like?? be on the look out for a useless pissed off man hater looking for another victim, she will probably have accomplaces that too are men haters and divorced and probably associated with some church of some sort. that may be armed and dangerous. and for sure skeery at the least. keep them away from your wife is she is a keeper...if you want to keep her.. this has been a PSA. |
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cdennisg
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| Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 1:39 pm Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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| Straight from Henny Youngman, somebody please take my wife. Thank you |
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Ill step up to fix this one.
Henry's line was:
"Take my wife....pause...please!" |
It's Henny, not Henry.
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Abscate
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| Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 4:29 pm Post subject: Re: New Topic: "You married guys will understand this" |
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Thanks, C
Freakin spellcheck
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