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BulliBill
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Joined: July 09, 2004
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Location: St Charles, MO
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That forehead is probably the only thing "big" about him! Oh! Well the hair too...
Bill
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I'm looking for these license plate frames for my fleet:
Coeur D'Alene - Lake Shore Volkswagen
Mission VW - San Fernando
Thornton VW - Stockton
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scottyrocks
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Joined: August 19, 2016
Posts: 2666
Location: Long Island, NY
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:57 am Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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| Have the vehicle-in-question learn ventriloquism. That way its noises will be perceived as coming from elsewhere. |
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shagginwagon83
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Joined: February 07, 2016
Posts: 3803
Location: VA/TN
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| Posted: Thu May 28, 2020 8:34 pm Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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This is what sold me on buying stiff fox shocks
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Brandon
"Jo Ann" - '83.5 Westfalia EJ22e w/Peloquin
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markswagen
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Joined: January 28, 2018
Posts: 1039
Location: san diego
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| Posted: Thu May 28, 2020 9:57 pm Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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i had have pair of the stock factory jacks, put one in each rear jacking point, just to take the weight, it works 
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markswagen {mobile mechanic} san diego area all early VW's cared for.
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dobryan
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Joined: March 24, 2006
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Location: Brookeville, MD
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16CVs 
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Joined: February 22, 2004
Posts: 4026
Location: Redwood City, California
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| Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 9:31 am Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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Who Cares? Your neighbor will just all smile at you.
Stacy
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1987 Syncro Westfalia Triple knob (bastard)
1989 Syncro Tristar Triple knob "Swedish"
2013 Jetta Hybrid a true "Zwitter"
Samba member # 14980
Call anytime number 650 722 4914 .
Keep Your van running and upkept tastefully for the love of the hobby.
Don't let your van end up in an "abortions" thread. |
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mrshrimp
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Joined: March 24, 2013
Posts: 373
Location: Portland
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| Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 10:54 am Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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| Best way to eliminate the rocking noises is to get married and have kids. |
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16CVs
Samba Member
Joined: February 22, 2004
Posts: 4026
Location: Redwood City, California
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| Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:38 pm Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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Why is it better for people to openly see you bicker and not OK for them to know you were making the monster with 2 backs?
Stacy
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1987 Syncro Westfalia Triple knob (bastard)
1989 Syncro Tristar Triple knob "Swedish"
2013 Jetta Hybrid a true "Zwitter"
Samba member # 14980
Call anytime number 650 722 4914 .
Keep Your van running and upkept tastefully for the love of the hobby.
Don't let your van end up in an "abortions" thread. |
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Team WorldTour
Samba Member
Joined: September 02, 2010
Posts: 2426
Location: Der Vaterland
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 11:40 pm Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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Is it my imagination, or was there *just* activity on this thread that has now disappeared?
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1990 Feldjäger Syncro AAZ
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H6 Subaru Engine Swap Thread
WV2ZZZ25ZFH094138(x)/ WV2YB0257LH057308(x)/ WV2ZZZ25ZLG113270/
"Where am I going? And what am I doing in this handbasket?" -Nicodemus Jordan
When All Else Fails: Lather, Rinse, Repeat! |
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Abscate
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Joined: October 05, 2014
Posts: 22670
Location: NYC/Upstate/ROW
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 11:50 pm Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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| Team WorldTour wrote: |
| Is it my imagination, or was there *just* activity on this thread that has now disappeared? |
Some of the best things in life only last 30 seconds
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Team WorldTour
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Joined: September 02, 2010
Posts: 2426
Location: Der Vaterland
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 11:51 pm Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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| Abscate wrote: |
| Team WorldTour wrote: |
| Is it my imagination, or was there *just* activity on this thread that has now disappeared? |
Some of the best things in life only last 30 seconds |
There exist breathing techniques that can prolong it to a minute or more!
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1990 Feldjäger Syncro AAZ
Click to view image
H6 Subaru Engine Swap Thread
WV2ZZZ25ZFH094138(x)/ WV2YB0257LH057308(x)/ WV2ZZZ25ZLG113270/
"Where am I going? And what am I doing in this handbasket?" -Nicodemus Jordan
When All Else Fails: Lather, Rinse, Repeat! |
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Corwyn
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Location: Olympia, Washington
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| Zeitgeist 13 wrote: |
| Abstinence. Never tried it, but I hear it works |
I've tried it - doesn't work 
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'90 White Westy ("The Longship")
FAS Gen V 2.0
The Annual Baja Rally
https://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=604813&highlight=baja
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0cean
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EbenDahl
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Location: Washington
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 6:11 pm Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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| This reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld with george constanza's parents. When the vans a rocking don't come knocking! |
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Xevin
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 10:38 pm Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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I thought this thread was going to be all serious and technical about something other then sex. Nope, it’s really about humping in a Van/Bus  Sex is all about locating the right ahhh... “Spot” IMHO. Choose wisely 
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GFY's Xevin and VW_Jimbo!  |
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| Damn that Xevin... |
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| I respect Xevin and he's a turd |
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My God! Xevin and I 100% agree  |
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nemobuscaptain
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brickster
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Location: CO, USA
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Mods, could we get this added to the FAQ? ;^)
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| Less jackhammer, more smooth ocean waves. |
Exactly. Have you guys never banged a girl in her house while the parents are home or in a car near her house? With no tinted windows. Or banged a chick at a group camping event?
And are you people 15? You don't oil derrick her as fast as you can. Rock the hips and grind. Remember you are also trying to rub the lil man in the boat with each movement. Or have her do the same if she is cowgirling you, although most girls do it naturally.
This isn't porn, just doing stupid positions for the viewing audience of people in the cheap seats. Hell I can rock my hips, rock her world and get us both done with damn little movement and no squeeks. |
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Bonesberg55
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Joined: January 18, 2012
Posts: 1270
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| Posted: Fri May 06, 2022 12:29 pm Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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| Next time bring a tent. No problem. |
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Tobias Duncan
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Joined: January 15, 2013
Posts: 1391
Location: Taos NM
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| Posted: Fri May 06, 2022 6:05 pm Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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| Rich Latsch wrote: |
| Next time bring a tent. No problem. |
That would be effing intents |
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Crankey
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Joined: July 11, 2004
Posts: 2659
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| Posted: Sat May 07, 2022 10:46 am Post subject: Re: Sex in Van: How to Eliminate Rocking Noises? |
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Probably already mentioned but, how about play Chopin, or maybe some Wagner ?
Dave Brubeck ? |
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