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Abscate
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Location: NYC/Upstate/ROW
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I was playing with unzipped flys and lost bugs, sorry.
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babysnakes
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:57 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| Who are you people? What am I looking at? HONEY...I need help! |
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Jon Schmid
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Joined: May 29, 2012
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Location: Southern California
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 5:41 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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To paraphrase NHL referee great Red Story:
The 4 steps of getting old:
1. You forget people's names.
2. You forget people's faces.
3. You forget to pull your zipper up when done.
4. You forget to pull your zipper down before starting.
I think I'm borderline 1-2 already...  |
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Xevin 
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:53 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| babysnakes wrote: |
| Who are you people? What am I looking at? HONEY...I need help! |
Who doesn’t love oldsnakes 
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oprn
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Joined: November 13, 2016
Posts: 12740
Location: Western Canada
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:05 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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It seems that my latest aging trick is, forgetting to zip my fly once in a while, after using the facilities.
Kinda embarrassing walking around the office spaces at work, and realizing what I have forgotten to do!  |
This was our neighbor's reply to his granddaughter when she noticed he forgot to zip up after using the facilities at a community event. She used the old "horse/barn door" saying on him and his reply was:
" Horse can't leave the barn if he is too old to even stand up!" - as he walked away without looking down or zipping up!
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Abscate
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Joined: October 05, 2014
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Location: NYC/Upstate/ROW
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 4:05 am Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| Xevin wrote: |
| babysnakes wrote: |
| Who are you people? What am I looking at? HONEY...I need help! |
Who doesn’t love oldsnakes |
I’m worried about him. Python hunters in FL are after him
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babysnakes
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 1:16 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| Abscate wrote: |
| Xevin wrote: |
| babysnakes wrote: |
| Who are you people? What am I looking at? HONEY...I need help! |
Who doesn’t love oldsnakes |
I’m worried about him. Python hunters in FL are after him |
What's a python? |
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empi3
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Joined: October 03, 2015
Posts: 347
Location: SW Wyoming
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 1:51 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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What's a python? |
It's something you can make boots from but, be careful they can be too tight
Steven
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babysnakes
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 2:12 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| babysnakes wrote: |
What's a python? |
It's something you can make boots from but, be careful they can be too tight
Steven |
Sooo....I fucked up when I ordered poodle boots? |
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calvinater
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Location: 802 The Pointless Forrest
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 2:43 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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You know your’e old when you can remember collecting Velveta boxes and sending them in for lego sets.
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56Cabrio
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babysnakes
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 6:24 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| Get both your hips replaced at the same time while 57 years old. I'm 58 now. |
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Xevin
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 11:20 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| babysnakes wrote: |
Sooo....I fucked up when I ordered poodle boots? |
Only if your poodle didn’t need boots. Otherwise, your good. Unless you don’t have a poodle
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| GFY's Xevin and VW_Jimbo! |
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| Damn that Xevin... |
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| I respect Xevin and he's a turd |
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| My God! Xevin and I 100% agree |
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oprn
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Location: Western Canada
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| Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 6:51 am Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| 56Cabrio wrote: |
| You know your old when the little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife |
Yup, and she happens to be 6 years younger too!
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61 BUS
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:11 am Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| empi3 wrote: |
| babysnakes wrote: |
What's a python? |
It's something you can make boots from but, be careful they can be too tight
Steven |
I'm old enough to remember that one. "Stinkfoot" by Frank Zappa.
Phi-Zappa-Crappa!
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420GOAT
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Joined: March 31, 2006
Posts: 3343
Location: Wilmington, CA on a nice quiet street but still in the 'hood
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| Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 11:53 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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When you are fucken surfing the samba .cim on a Saturday night!
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Bonesberg55
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2022 5:29 am Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| 61 BUS wrote: |
| empi3 wrote: |
| babysnakes wrote: |
What's a python? |
It's something you can make boots from but, be careful they can be too tight
Steven |
I'm old enough to remember that one. "Stinkfoot" by Frank Zappa.
Phi-Zappa-Crappa! |
Please don't eat that yellow snow! |
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iowegian
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Joined: February 16, 2005
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Location: Somewhere between Dubuque and Keokuk
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2022 5:53 am Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| 420GOAT wrote: |
| When you are fucken surfing the samba .cim on a Saturday night! |
You know you're getting old when you can remember when "420GOAT" was on theSamba a lot. |
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Bonesberg55
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2022 6:27 am Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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| You know you're old when you are still saving Bazooka Joe comics to get that free life-size styrofoam submarine |
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vwinnovator
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Joined: July 11, 2005
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Location: Still doing it in the back of your VW
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2022 6:56 am Post subject: Re: You know you're old when... |
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Your know your old when you've outlived your extended warranty period
...and they keep trying to reach your through your rotary phone... |
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