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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2022 6:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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'My wife is a terrible cook. I didn't know toast could have bones.'

--Rodney Dangerfield


Maybe Rodney should have fed his wife's toast to Red Skelton's dog...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 9:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Quote of the day:
"if only everything in life was as reliable as a Volkswagen" - Vladimir Pushkoff Former Technical Director of Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

anyone remember the line "if me and the boys wanted musselage we would have ordered musselage"

cannot remember if it was Humphrey Bogart, or James Cagney.

what film was it from?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Probably Radar (M*A*S*H: Season 6, Episode 6) misquoting Bogart in "All Through the Night"

Bogart's line was "When I order cheesecake, I don't expect to get mucilage!"

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary."

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Recent dodger Tom gem

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the battery and connections are a mess. the question isn’t why doesn’t it start now, but why did it start last sunday.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

"When I order cheesecake, I don't expect to get mucilage!"

That explains why I never liked cheesecake. Its more like paste than glue. Bogart probably expected paste.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:40 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

this might have been quoted before but worth repeating

Two possibilities exist:
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2023 3:51 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

" What we have here is a failure to communicate, bilinquily"

Strother Martin on SNL.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free.
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Early bird gets the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 8:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

A lie doesn't become truth
wrong doesn't become right,
and evil doesn't become good
just because it's accepted by a majority
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 8:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

calvinater wrote:
" What we have here is a failure to communicate, bilinquily"
Strother Martin on SNL.


Similar line was earlier in Cool Hand Luke . Strother Martin to Paul Newman.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Best western lines…

‘Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We’re gonna have to earn it’

Good , Bad, Ugly

‘ Dying aint no way to make a living’

Outlaw Josey wales

And my all time best..Charles Bronson

“ You brought two, too many”
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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:57 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Little Feet

" trying to remember to forget"


from "It's so easy to slip"
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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2023 4:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

My favorites tend to shift depending on my mood or circumstances...

Today this seems fitting

"Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another."

– Ernest Hemingway
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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2023 2:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Being Popular on Facebook is like sitting at the Cool table in the Cafeteria of a Mental Hospital
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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2023 2:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:56 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

"there is a reason the windshield is bigger then the rear view mirror"
said some guy on a tractor forum
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:51 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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I missed that one and it’s awesome.
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