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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:02 am    Post subject: 5 goats turned into 7 Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Friend of mine had a goat as a pet... It ate my cellphone... It was quite humerous...

they are...cute...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A Friend of mine had a goat as a pet... It ate my cellphone... It was quite humerous...


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mmmmmmmmmm goat burger......... congrats pop!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:12 am    Post subject: Re: 5 goats turned into 7 Reply with quote

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OK, I'll bite -- where are the other four goats? I only see three.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought he meant he had 5 goats and now he has the two new ones.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hazetguy wrote:
dquattlebum wrote:
A Friend of mine had a goat as a pet... It ate my cellphone... It was quite humerous...




It's still early. Very humorous...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:14 am    Post subject: Re: 5 goats turned into 7 Reply with quote

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OK, I'll bite -- where are the other four goats? I only see three.

multiple personalitites.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The woman told me "you'll have 10-12 babies by Nov!" when I bought 9 sheep. Looks like only 3 are even pregnant? Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We have 4 females and one male, who I thought was homosexual. I guess he proved me wrong. Laughing Now we have 6 females.
I just took a couple of quick pics to send to the LTC.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought my first bull was homosexual, but they ALL just like to do it at night.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have a cat who smokes pole.

regarding goats. my parents owned a female goat a few years back and then they bought a boy goat. he used to piss on everything and bash the barn apart with his horns. he was an angry little bitch i can tell you that. but he did find the time to knock boots with our girl goat. we never even knew the little fatty was pregnant until one day we had 2 little goats back there. they were awesome, we used to bring them in the house. imagine all this happening on long island. no joke.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats what made me think he was a gay goat, he exhibited none of the signs a typical billy shows. No pissin in his face, no ramming shit, no chasin the nannies. I guess he is just shy!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pygmy = Pet

If you are going to do it, you need to disbud their horns in a few weeks and think about banding any males.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bart wrote:
Pygmy = Pet

If you are going to do it, you need to disbud their horns in a few weeks and think about banding any males.


We leave the horns on them. We are going to have the billy castrated next time the vet comes for a visit.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

damitboy wrote:
Bart wrote:
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If you are going to do it, you need to disbud their horns in a few weeks and think about banding any males.


We leave the horns on them. We are going to have the billy castrated next time the vet comes for a visit.
Jeez, he gets the job done and you're ready to de-nut him You're a swell guy (NOT)
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you own a German Shepherd, Damitboy?
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Nope, but we do have 2 aussie heelers
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