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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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I always thought it taste like pussy

If they tasted similar to you, this tells me that she wiped back to front instead of front to back. Evil or Very Mad

That's the problem with having the outhouse too close to the snack bar.

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But but, I’m not using the butt as a reference point.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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That is one A class turd cutter...


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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..... Prepare for worldwide anal probing.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Out of context of course but
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Measure the thickness when it comes.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:22 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

iowegian wrote:
Frank Lloyd Wright houses and Karmann Ghias are a lot alike---------both are beautiful to look at, and both rotted away and collapsed early in life. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:10 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Bryan67 wrote:
Interesting. But I would never screw that into my tunnel.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:13 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

iowegian wrote:
What could be finer than a conversation between Mark Tucker and Spezialist? Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

skills@eurocarsplus wrote:
I find many to be socially awkward to the point I could say BOO and they would shit themselves.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

notchback wrote:
Low_Slow wrote:
iowegian wrote:
Spezialist wrote:
"Ioweigen curious about how toilets flushing at the equator" they don't have toilets, that's why every country on the equator is a third world country man.
Didn't thesewer teach you anything?

I am not allowed to have a signature line. Crying or Very sad

(and just because of some stoopid Elephant Seal)


I thought it was because you are a r@cist
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:34 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

subhuman wrote:
skills@eurocarsplus wrote:

Shocked that fucking thing looks like it drove through a J.C. Whitney catalogue and hit everything on the way out Laughing


I’m calling this as requotable best of Samba...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 6:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

chrisflstf wrote:
I wouldn't get hung up on your nuts

True that! Laughing Applause
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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I"m going to stop this now, before the circle jerk gets a toehold.


Well, if you are going to make history, go large.

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Forgot to attribute this masterpiece that Most Excellent Mod Jennepher
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Not a funny thing but something to think about as you live your life:
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Don't strive for anything better, if somebody has it worse than you, right?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:09 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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if the earth was flat, you know there would be a giant cat at the edge, knocking shit off Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:14 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

61 BUS wrote:
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if the earth was flat, you know there would be a giant cat at the edge, knocking shit off Laughing


Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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Spez is like Mark Tucker on acid.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:34 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

teahead wrote:
Feels smooth in that area.


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If you want to, you're welcome to come measure anything you want on my thing


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It's been awhile since my last pull-out.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:14 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

mcmscott wrote:
Any one asking about splitting that case needs to step away from the tool box or is fucking with people. First scenerio,, you are dumb as crackers, second, lame question.


mcmscott wrote:
No one posted negative comments, if you are this light skinned I suggest you step away from the tool box and go bake a cake. (just pointing out facts)


mcmscott wrote:
The fact that you even ask is enough. Step away from the tool box please.


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jason wrote:
He only used 2 of the three studs.


If that is the case some one should just step away from the tool box


Mcmscott’s famous line Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:40 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

I’d say the man likes tool boxes, but I know guys that don’t own one Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:41 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Zundfolge1432 wrote:
I’d say the man likes tool boxes, but I know guys that don’t own one Very Happy


Oh, i always just thought that he was just over protective of toolboxes of all kinds and that he was just standing up for them Laughing

Better yet, what would one do if they had a tool box, but no tools? Would they still have to step away? Very Happy
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