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Abscate
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Classic from Thom
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These cars have top speeds that would earn you a parking ticket in LA
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EverettB 
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Location: Phoenix Metro
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madmike
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Joined: July 11, 2005
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Location: Atlanta,Michigan
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2022 6:29 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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My old Biker buddy once said : "If Tires were made out of Pussy they'd never ware out"
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'Black Ice'Drag Buggy 'Turbo'
Rail Buggy 1915 turbo
76 Drag/Street bug 2180cc 'Turbo' 11:85 @113 mph"If I go any faster I'll burn up the Hamster" ,gets 28 mpg. also 10/09/22 11.90 @115 mph
"If I'm ever on Life Support,UNPLUG Me, Then Plug me back In see if that Works" |
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slayer61
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Joined: June 01, 2021
Posts: 1018
Location: CA
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2022 8:16 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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I had a girlfriend years ago who told me
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| You can't be first, but you can be next. |
  
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... Most folks are idiots when it deals with electrical !!! |
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3/4 race cam? What's missing, one of the lobes? |
Paul
'68 Manx clone... Sears??
2276 built on AS21 case
W-125 w/ GB 1.25:1 rockers
Mahle forged pistons
CB 4340 crank
CB H beam rods
deep sump
44 HPMX
EMPI GTV 2 STG II wedge ports
CB Magna spark
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EverettB
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Abscate
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Joined: October 05, 2014
Posts: 22639
Location: NYC/Upstate/ROW
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| Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 7:42 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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I had a girlfriend years ago who told me
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| You can't be first, but you can be next. |
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Wait , my wife says that…..
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slayer61
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Joined: June 01, 2021
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Location: CA
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| Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 9:24 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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^^^  ^^^
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| Cusser wrote: |
... Most folks are idiots when it deals with electrical !!! |
| 67rustavenger wrote: |
3/4 race cam? What's missing, one of the lobes? |
Paul
'68 Manx clone... Sears??
2276 built on AS21 case
W-125 w/ GB 1.25:1 rockers
Mahle forged pistons
CB 4340 crank
CB H beam rods
deep sump
44 HPMX
EMPI GTV 2 STG II wedge ports
CB Magna spark
1 5/8 merged collector w/ hater stinger |
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Cusser
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Joined: October 02, 2006
Posts: 31361
Location: Hot Arizona
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| Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 9:36 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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| slayer61 wrote: |
I had a girlfriend years ago who told me
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I told Mrs. Cusser that although she couldn't be my first wife, that she is my best wife !
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1970 VW (owned since 1972) and 1971 VW Convertible (owned since 1976), second owner of each. The '71 now has the 1835 engine, swapped from the '70. Second owner of each. 1988 Mazda B2200 truck, 1998 Frontier, 2014 Yukon, 2004 Frontier King Cab. All manual transmission except for the Yukon. http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/album_page.php?pic_id=335294 http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/album_page.php?pic_id=335297 |
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Emily's Owner
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Joined: January 18, 2004
Posts: 977
Location: Canby, Oregon
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| Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 2:45 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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I told Mrs. Cusser that although she couldn't be my first wife, that she is my best wife ! |
My dad has finally stopped introducing my mom as his first wife - after 61 years of marriage that joke has gotten a little stale. 
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ITMC - OG Den Mother
What (and I cannot stress this enough) The Actual Fuck?!
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Abscate
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Location: NYC/Upstate/ROW
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| Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 2:54 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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| Emily's Owner wrote: |
| Cusser wrote: |
I told Mrs. Cusser that although she couldn't be my first wife, that she is my best wife ! |
My dad has finally stopped introducing my mom as his first wife - after 61 years of marriage that joke has gotten a little stale. |
Seldom a good area of humor, although Mrs Dr Abscate does indulge me a good Henny Youngmann line
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Cusser
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| Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:32 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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| Cusser wrote: |
| slayer61 wrote: |
I had a girlfriend years ago who told me
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I told Mrs. Cusser that although she couldn't be my first wife, that she is my best wife ! |
I introduce Mrs. Cusser as "my current wife". Common on Dr. Phil, Maury, Steve, Jerry shows.....
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1970 VW (owned since 1972) and 1971 VW Convertible (owned since 1976), second owner of each. The '71 now has the 1835 engine, swapped from the '70. Second owner of each. 1988 Mazda B2200 truck, 1998 Frontier, 2014 Yukon, 2004 Frontier King Cab. All manual transmission except for the Yukon. http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/album_page.php?pic_id=335294 http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/album_page.php?pic_id=335297 |
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madmike
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| Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2022 6:15 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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Along the Lines with Mcmscott
'Some guys Should not own ANYTHING with Moving parts in them'
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'Black Ice'Drag Buggy 'Turbo'
Rail Buggy 1915 turbo
76 Drag/Street bug 2180cc 'Turbo' 11:85 @113 mph"If I go any faster I'll burn up the Hamster" ,gets 28 mpg. also 10/09/22 11.90 @115 mph
"If I'm ever on Life Support,UNPLUG Me, Then Plug me back In see if that Works" |
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Chickensoup
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Joined: January 06, 2018
Posts: 5368
Location: Good Hope, GA
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| Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 8:17 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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mans whole career just got washed down the drain. RIP brothah 
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| Also, I can’t find the 4 cylinder STP for sale online. STP’s website says it is a discontinued product. |
You don't think a chemical additive actually knows or cares how many cylinders an engine has, do you ???? |
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-'05 B5.5 TDI Wagon 17in sport rims ;EGR + BSM + ASV Delete, Stage-2 Tune, straight pipe
'65 Tourist Delivery Build
'66 RIP
'69 RIP
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Chickensoup
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| Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 8:51 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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oops, almost forgot.
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If I had the disposable income, this would be my daily driver.
If anybody gave me shit about it, I'd do a split window conversion and build it into a class 5 baja and race it.
It's a very nice car, but $1,000,000 is stupid money. I'd sooner spend $20 grand on a really nice restored one and use the rest of my expendable million to actually try to help someone who needs it more than I. |
https://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=...;start=220
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-'85 c10 5.3 LS, 222 cam, long tubes, x pipe, 3 inch spin tech's
-'05 B5.5 TDI Wagon 17in sport rims ;EGR + BSM + ASV Delete, Stage-2 Tune, straight pipe
'65 Tourist Delivery Build
'66 RIP
'69 RIP
Hosea 4:6 "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge" |
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mark tucker
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Joined: April 08, 2009
Posts: 23937
Location: SHALIMAR ,FLORIDA
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| Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 12:00 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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| madmike wrote: |
Along the Lines with Mcmscott
'Some guys Should not own ANYTHING with Moving parts in them' |
ditto.
And or be able to sell them all nicely painted with new looking tags on them. |
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Behemoth
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Joined: September 02, 2003
Posts: 389
Location: Lenoir NC
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2022 1:28 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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Nice a signature fixer finally. 
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Odd. It was OK till part of my sig oddly disappeared a week or so ago. I'll see if I can fix it again.
the Fye quote? I can't seem to do it. |
I cannot fix your signature.
I have never figured out why but sometimes the quoting tags don't work in there |
EDIT: Figured it out. There was no space between the "Happy Trails" part and the Fye quote. Spaced it down a line and it's a proper quote again. Maybe that's the key.
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You are hired as the official signature fixer.
I will start having people PM you will all signature questions.  |
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63SunNotch...."Don't qoute me on it but I am pretty good when it comes to tits.
Been sucking on them since I was a baby. "
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Behemoth
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Location: Lenoir NC
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2022 1:52 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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I'm not sure that even sphincter aficionados should advertise their knowledge of the taste. |
If they're an aficionado, they gotta get the word out somehow. Lots of other people feel it necessary to tell the world about their habits, fetishes, & desires. |
OK OK dammit. It tastes like chicken. 
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63SunNotch...."Don't qoute me on it but I am pretty good when it comes to tits.
Been sucking on them since I was a baby. "
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EverettB
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Skim
Rants Master
Joined: April 15, 2001
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| Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2022 11:20 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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| 70% of Skim's posts should be in here. I really miss the Rants back in the day, the looter photoshop thread was priceless. |
Ahhh. Nothing like The Rants.
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GFK
Samba since before the towers collapsed. Still here.
1953 Kabriolet
1954 Sunroof
1959 Lowlight Ghia vert
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cdennisg
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| Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2022 10:27 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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| Abscate wrote: |
| slayer61 wrote: |
I had a girlfriend years ago who told me
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Wait , my wife says that….. |
This reminds me of an old ski/snowboard bum saying... She's not your girlfriend, it's just your turn.
Ugly, I know. But it was the 90's, we were ski bums, and that population was 98% male.
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