New Topic: "You married guys will understand this"

[KTPhil]

[Bob Loblaw]

I'm still trying to convince the Ol' Lady to let me replace the living room window with a huge monitor. Like 8' x 5'. We could mount a camera outside so we could still view the driveway, we could change up the views if we wanted. Jungle view, mountain top view, underwater view, in the clouds view. Kinda like that Soarin' over California attraction at Disneyland.


*sigh* So far, no go.
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[Cusser]

Mrs. Cusser's wine refrigerator is this model. I picked it up Tuesday, it works, and is quiet. It will double as the base for the ice machine that should be here Friday.

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[mark tucker]

my wife would need one 2x that size
it's getten darn cold hear in fl.....time for FIRE!!!! gonna freezzee in a day or so.that sucks for all the fruit on my trees and me out there covering them up & picking it, I already covered the ground under and around them so all the rain dosent explode the oranges&lemons. then I filled the green house with everything I could get in there as the wife watched on....she dont do cold. go figure.

[Abscate]

On clothes...if she wears a dress that I have to zip and unzip. I’ll wear whatever she wants me to wear..

We met on an oil change date, and she can still come in and inform me the right front wheel bearing on the XXX is making noise.

33 years of awesome, but I don’t pretend I know much other than the presence of Mars and Venus
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.ssS!

[Cusser]

[bigdog1962]

I'll bet most wives have 10x more shoes than they'll ever wear.

Last week, my wife had to go buy some new shoes because she didn't have the "right" shoes for a wedding. I thought to myself - "She's 54 years old and has been to many weddings over the years and she's never had the "right" shoes until now?"

Kept that thought to myself.
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Oprn wrote: I'm getting to the age that any self propelled woman (no wheel chair or walker) looks HOT!! Oooo! look at that Babe! She made it from the dining room all the way to the TV room without help!! Hubba, hubba!!

[Helfen]

We have a 20'X24' Master bedroom and a 8'X 15' walk in closet. It's filled with the wife's clothes and shoes. My stuff is in the guest bedroom closet.

[Mike Fisher]

[Tram]

[heimlich]

[nsracing]

If I know a woman not to have any undies, I just stay away. I don't know what has been in there....

That is why I am working towards living fairly off-grid in near future. I don't want hassles from having too many fuckers living too close to me. All I want is some nice space where I can shoot my dinner running across the field. i don't mind raising my 'meat' that way.

[mark tucker]

1st have ms cusser get those boots out!!!
2nd, why is it that they buy shoes that they wear 1 or 2 times because they hurt thier feet so bad...cant they fucking tell they the first time they try them on?
why is it when you go some where they bring those shoes that they cant wear....? and then say I have another set in the luggage or in the car...so you take time to go change thier dam shoes and...the same dam thing!!!! why is it that can not buy and wear good shoes??? are they that fucking shallow??? oh never mind. sorry for the rant. I took my wiofe to a trick running shoe shop and made them put good shoes on her feet...$140 lator we were back on the road...and she will only wear them when we go for walks...if the walks are planed in addvance....errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I give up... what was that saying YOU CANT FIX STUPID.
personally I haven't wore any woman's panties,....so i cant blame them for not wanting to wear them either so it dosent bother me....at all.

[Cusser]

[bigdog1962]

Cusser - I know you've got some Christmas related material that married guys will understand.....Care to share?
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Oprn wrote: I'm getting to the age that any self propelled woman (no wheel chair or walker) looks HOT!! Oooo! look at that Babe! She made it from the dining room all the way to the TV room without help!! Hubba, hubba!!

[kinkerstinker]

[bigdog1962]

And how you don't help decorate the Christmas tree but when you do, you don't do it right - you don't put the ornaments in the right place?

How you don't help with the Christmas shopping but if you do, you get the wrong thing?
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Oprn wrote: I'm getting to the age that any self propelled woman (no wheel chair or walker) looks HOT!! Oooo! look at that Babe! She made it from the dining room all the way to the TV room without help!! Hubba, hubba!!

[Zundfolge1432]

[kinkerstinker]

[Bob Loblaw]

Kinda like how mine always mows the lawn. She says she enjoys it. But I'm sure it was that one pass I made through the flower beds that one time.

Win win.
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