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awreed Samba Member
Joined: January 14, 2010 Posts: 1268 Location: Kirkland, WA
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:43 pm Post subject: Buried in cardboard spam |
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My wife has been buying shit pretty much nonstop via Amazon. This was her latest purchase:
A 3.7 quart air fryer. This thing has almost as much displacement as my Beetle and my Bus engines combined (3500cc vs 3600cc), and my wife said she was glad she didn't get the big one
This is the packaging that the thing came in:
Like a cardboard spam version of Russian nesting dolls. Why?
My recycle can holds approximately 3 million gallons (exaggerating, but only slightly), but still cannot keep up with this kind of corrugated paper explosion. To cope with my cardboard decadence, I've been dragging piles of cut up pieces to the mother-in-laws unoccupied house 20 miles away. If that fails to reduce the heap I'll be relegated to heaving crap over the fence into quadrants of the neighbors back yard that I'm sure they have never been in decades. |
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heimlich VWNOS.com
Joined: November 20, 2016 Posts: 6622 Location: Houston, Texas
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:08 pm Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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Burn it in the BBQ pit. Take your wife's prime account away from her. _________________ www.vwnos.com [email protected]
Classic Brands. Classic Quality.
Not all parts are made the same. NOS OE/OEM parts made mainly in West Germany, Early Germany, and Early Brazil are where VW produced the best quality parts and best fitting products.
5% Off your order with coupon code: 5%OFF
Restored Distributors Available (<--Click here) |
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KTPhil Samba Member
Joined: April 06, 2006 Posts: 34022 Location: Conejo Valley, CA
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:31 pm Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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I have noticed that sometimes Amazon ships a small item in a huge box. I can only surmise that a computer program is determining that by using a certain size, shipping is cheaper (small is not always cheaper if the sizes don't pack well in a pallet/container).
Maybe I am giving them too much credit though! |
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iowegian Samba Curmudgeon
Joined: February 16, 2005 Posts: 9829 Location: Somewhere between Dubuque and Keokuk
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:04 am Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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I have a friend who sells cardboard boxes for a major supplier.
He must have a wonderful commission situation because he just retired at age 62 and bought a new house, a big-ass pickup, and already has booked a trip to Alaska, a Caribbean cruise, and a week in Grenada for this season. Oh, I forgot----he bought another house that he "rents" to his adult son. |
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T Hollis Samba Member
Joined: March 30, 2004 Posts: 226 Location: midwest
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:19 am Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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Time to buy stock in "Trees" ... |
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60ragtop Bonneville Belt Bitch
Joined: March 13, 2006 Posts: 7800 Location: Big Wonderful WYO 82401
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:01 am Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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It's not just Amazon that does this, it is almost any large on line seller. _________________ Rick
Certified Mechanic by the State of Michigan in 1977
ASA certified in 1987
Certified Hunter Wheel Alignment Master Technician 1986
tasb wrote: |
I've restored a large number too, but I don't toot my horn quite as loud.
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sb001 wrote: |
maybe he just snapped cause his car sucked |
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vwracerdave Samba Member
Joined: November 11, 2004 Posts: 15309 Location: Deep in the 405
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:14 am Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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Your wife's Amazon shopping spree is about to end. President Trump is now forcing legislation for all mail order companies to collect State & local sales taxes. _________________ 2017 Street Comp Champion - Thunder Valley Raceway Park - Noble, OK
2010 Sportsman ET Champion - Mid-America Dragway - Arkansas City, KS
1997 Sportsman ET Champion - Thunder Valley Raceway Park - Noble ,OK |
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hotsam Samba Member
Joined: December 02, 2015 Posts: 366 Location: Ashburn, VA
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:26 am Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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vwracerdave wrote: |
Your wife's Amazon shopping spree is about to end. President Trump is now forcing legislation for all mail order companies to collect State & local sales taxes. |
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By the end of last year, Amazon was collecting sales taxes in 29 states and Washington D.C. Since that list included all of the largest states, that meant it was effectively collecting sales tax from 86% of the nation's population. |
_________________ 1968 Beetle |
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TDCTDI Samba Advocatus Diaboli
Joined: August 31, 2013 Posts: 12861 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:33 am Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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vwracerdave wrote: |
Your wife's Amazon shopping spree is about to end. President Trump is now forcing legislation for all mail order companies to collect State & local sales taxes. |
GOOD! Why should these online retailers get to reap the rewards of higher sales just because the buyers evade paying taxes on the goods that they purchase? Maybe, if people have to pay the taxes AND shipping, they might start supporting their local businesses more. _________________ Everybody born before 1975 has a story, good, bad, or indifferent, about a VW.
GOFUNDYOURSELF, quit asking everyone to do it for you!
An air cooled VW will make you a hoarder.
Do something, anything, to your project every day, and you will eventually complete it. |
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67ctbug Samba Member
Joined: January 24, 2016 Posts: 3624 Location: CT
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:53 am Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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TDCTDI wrote: |
vwracerdave wrote: |
Your wife's Amazon shopping spree is about to end. President Trump is now forcing legislation for all mail order companies to collect State & local sales taxes. |
GOOD! Why should these online retailers get to reap the rewards of higher sales just because the buyers evade paying taxes on the goods that they purchase? Maybe, if people have to pay the taxes AND shipping, they might start supporting their local businesses more. |
X2 I don't like paying more, but I do like supporting local businesses. I'd rather go down the street and pay a buck more than wait for amazon. _________________ '67 Beetle L41
'74 Westfalia
'69 Plymouth "Adam-12"
'63 Ragtop
'73 914
'72 Dodge Wrecker
Go Cubs!
World Series Champions 2016
KentPS wrote: |
...or the PO envied the terrorists' bus in "Back to the Future". |
mukluk wrote: |
He's fine, just waiting for the dragon in winklepickers to move out of his lane. |
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mark tucker Samba Member
Joined: April 08, 2009 Posts: 23937 Location: SHALIMAR ,FLORIDA
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:41 am Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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so...does amazon have vw stuff |
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KTPhil Samba Member
Joined: April 06, 2006 Posts: 34022 Location: Conejo Valley, CA
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:04 am Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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vwracerdave wrote: |
Your wife's Amazon shopping spree is about to end. President Trump is now forcing legislation for all mail order companies to collect State & local sales taxes. |
It's amazing what (mis-)information you can learn on Faux News.
Trump is going after Amazon to get at Bezos because he doesn't like all the truthiness of The Washington Post. The rest is just distraction and fakery. |
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KTPhil Samba Member
Joined: April 06, 2006 Posts: 34022 Location: Conejo Valley, CA
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:10 am Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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There is usually tax on anything I buy from Amazon. Few exceptions.
Amazon gets great shipping rates because of their volume of business. Anyone else with that volume would get the same deal.
I use Amazon because of fast shipping from Amazon Prime. I used to prefer local stores, and still do as long as they earn my business. It's not Amazon's pricing, but their service and ease of return that makes me a customer.
All too many local stores feel they have the privilege of poor customer service just because they are local. Sorry, a bad seller is a bad seller, whether local or far-flung. Neither get my business.
Good locals are preferred, next is Amazon Prime.
Costco gets my business for the same reason. No BS from Customer Service. They get it.
Most don't, and are disappearing. Good riddance. |
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TDCTDI Samba Advocatus Diaboli
Joined: August 31, 2013 Posts: 12861 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:21 am Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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Eventually, you'll get to enjoy nothing but big box stores that only employ part time workers for minimum pay that can't afford to pay the going rates for housing & taxes, then as they "clutter up" the scenery, the people that still have money or those government pensions will get fed up supporting them & move on to communities with lower taxes & cheaper land. Those people will then vote for the same policies that made them want to escape from whence they came.
KTPhil wrote: |
truthiness of The Washington Post. |
You're just drinking the Kool Aid of a different flavor. _________________ Everybody born before 1975 has a story, good, bad, or indifferent, about a VW.
GOFUNDYOURSELF, quit asking everyone to do it for you!
An air cooled VW will make you a hoarder.
Do something, anything, to your project every day, and you will eventually complete it. |
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hotsam Samba Member
Joined: December 02, 2015 Posts: 366 Location: Ashburn, VA
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:03 pm Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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The only retail store I enjoy shopping at is LLBean. The staff is knowledgeable, often older folks who know what they are talking about.
Their no-questions-asked return policy has been ruined by a-holes getting getting old crap at Goodwill and yard sales and returning it for cash, but they'll still take anything back with a receipt.
I was there once with my jacket that had a broken zipper. A little old lady took it out back and sewed a new zipper on it in about 20 minutes. No charge. _________________ 1968 Beetle |
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OB Bus Samba Member
Joined: February 09, 2003 Posts: 2541 Location: Ocean Beach in Beautiful BLUE California
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:11 pm Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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mark tucker wrote: |
so...does amazon have vw stuff |
I bought the KYB shocks for the 69 Bus from them. I needed them *now* and no one local had any. VW specialty retailers were going to take 3-6 days to ship.
Amazon was there the next day.
And at the cheapest price. _________________ Larry in OB
Stop dead photo links! Post your photos to The Samba Gallery!
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KTPhil Samba Member
Joined: April 06, 2006 Posts: 34022 Location: Conejo Valley, CA
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:34 pm Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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TDCTDI wrote: |
Eventually, you'll get to enjoy nothing but big box stores that only employ part time workers for minimum pay that can't afford to pay the going rates for housing & taxes, then as they "clutter up" the scenery, the people that still have money or those government pensions will get fed up supporting them & move on to communities with lower taxes & cheaper land. Those people will then vote for the same policies that made them want to escape from whence they came. |
If the mom and pop stores don't serve their customers, then they deserve to go under.
Like I said, it's not about price, "its the service, stupid." I pay more for local if they do right by me, and that will keep them gainfully employed.
I'm not a charity, this is democratic capitalism, and if they are not measuring up, then bye-bye.
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KTPhil wrote: |
truthiness of The Washington Post. |
You're just drinking the Kool Aid of a different flavor. |
Mission Accomplished for these on the right who want to create false equivalences in order to discredit real investigatory media. But some of us are educated enough to tell the difference.
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Randy in Maine Samba Member
Joined: August 03, 2003 Posts: 34890 Location: The Beach
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:29 pm Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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Recycled cardboard is worth about $140 a tons the last time I checked. |
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KTPhil Samba Member
Joined: April 06, 2006 Posts: 34022 Location: Conejo Valley, CA
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:32 pm Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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Meanwhile, back on topic... to clarify what I was driving at, it may be cheaper to ship boxes that fit into a whole pallet, rather than have a collection of odd sizes that don't fit together well.
I am imagining (perhaps too optimistically) that Amazon has some algorithms in its boxing machinery that account for most efficient packing of standard sizes. That one larger box might cost 10 cents more, but if the collection ships for a dollar less, then it's more efficient.
"Filling out the cube" with dead space may seem like a waste, but if no more can fit there anyway, then the "larger boxes that fit together well" may be cheaper to ship as a set than an oddball collection of smaller boxes.
I still find redundant packaging annoying. We recycle about 80% of what comes into the household (our trash pickup makes it easy), but the actual item packaging (not shipping packaging) often seems to be made of non-recyclable materials... odd plastics, stickers galore, weird foam without the recycle triangle... that seems to be more of a waste since it goes to a landfill.
What's interesting is there were news reports that Amazon may take over the actual shipping themselves, and not just with drones. Are they buying planes and trucks? Time will tell... |
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T Hollis Samba Member
Joined: March 30, 2004 Posts: 226 Location: midwest
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:21 pm Post subject: Re: Buried in cardboard spam |
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TDCTDI wrote: |
Eventually, you'll get to enjoy nothing but big box stores that only employ part time workers for minimum pay that can't afford to pay the going rates for housing & taxes, then as they "clutter up" the scenery, the people that still have money or those government pensions will get fed up supporting them & move on to communities with lower taxes & cheaper land. Those people will then vote for the same policies that made them want to escape from whence they came.
KTPhil wrote: |
truthiness of The Washington Post. |
You're just drinking the Kool Aid of a different flavor. |
"Wal-Marts" business philosophy from the "Get-Go." |
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