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PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:20 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

"you can't fix stupid"
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:21 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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"When I nod my head , you hit it "

Moe to Curly


I think that was James Brown to Clyde Stubblefield. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:11 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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"one evening after thinking it over for some time, Harold decided to go for a walk in the moonlight."

Sounds like the first time I felt a gal's boobs, walk on the golf course behind her family's house. No-bra era, and she was likely an average "A" size, but felt great !!!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

"Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic."

-Arthur C. Clarke
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:47 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

"Enough is sufficient"

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:25 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:15 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:59 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

" Dont call me Shirley" - from Airplance.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 2:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

nsracing wrote:
" Dont call me Shirley" - from Airplance.


"What's your vector Victor?" Airplane
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

nsracing wrote:
" Dont call me Shirley" - from Airplance.


You can't be serious....

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

"Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive." Florence Henderson, Airplane.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

bluebus86 wrote:
"Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive." Florence Henderson, Airplane.


Actually, it was June Cleaver (played by actress Barbara Billingsley).

Forward to 58 seconds, runs until 1:49: (work warning, sounds starts immediately)

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But regardless, it's one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen, since I grew up with "Leave it to Beaver," at least the reruns.

You couldn't make that scene today. Any more than you could make "Blazing Saddles." Shame.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

KTPhil wrote:
Actually, it was June Cleaver (played by actress Barbara Billingsley).



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Pretty sure we could have a long thread dedicated to just Airplane and Caddyshack lines.

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

cdennisg wrote:
Pretty sure we could have a long thread dedicated to just Airplane and Caddyshack lines.

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.


Well played sir.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

hitest wrote:
cdennisg wrote:
Pretty sure we could have a long thread dedicated to just Airplane and Caddyshack lines.

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.


Well played sir.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:47 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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are like "Good for you."
A guy gets a massage, "You dirty dog!"
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:23 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

" They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore"

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