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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2022 6:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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hmm....hear hold my beer !! watch this!! I wonder who was the first. Shocked and did they survive to tell the tail

The 4 words that strike fear in a mother's heart "Hey Mom Watch This", usually spoken by a son.


Daughter: Can we stop at Victorias Secret?

Pfft - that's easy, the only one uncomfortable is you Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” Dean Wormer.


I’m going for it, Dean Wormer. So far so good. I’m on borrowed time. Looks like a scholarship in my future. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2022 2:40 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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mark tucker wrote:
hmm....hear hold my beer !! watch this!! I wonder who was the first. Shocked and did they survive to tell the tail

The 4 words that strike fear in a mother's heart "Hey Mom Watch This", usually spoken by a son.


Daughter: Can we stop at Victorias Secret?

Pfft - that's easy, the only one uncomfortable is you Very Happy


I bet you can’t even tell me what they put on the floors and ceiling in VS

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2022 5:57 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

“Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.”
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2022 2:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

My Dad had a few from his Navy days..

Red skies at morning, sailors take warning
Red skies at night, sailors delight

Let's get some hat and /or let's get in the wind

He's 82 now and it'll still come up in conversation..lol
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 3:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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"Life's tough, but it's harder when you're stupid."


I disagree. I mean no disrespect but the dumbest person I've personally known drove an ammo truck in Vietnam for 2 years and made it thru with nary a scratch. He simply obeyed orders.


If you see him again, please tell him for me I appreciate his service to our country.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

Lefty Gomez: “I'd rather be lucky than good."
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 6:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 6:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted.” W.C. Fields

"There may be some things better than sex, and some things may be worse. But there is nothing exactly like it.” W.C. Fields
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

"I know it when I see it."

Written by Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart to describe "Hard Core Pornography" in 1964.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

“ They don’t look like presbyterians to me “

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

You made me think of Garrison Keillor.

“Lutherans don't hold bingo games in the church basement. Lutherans are against fun in general, which is why for them, birth control has never been a big issue.”

- Garrison Keillor

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

“ Methodists are just Baptists who can read.”
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

When you go fishing how do you keep the baptist from drinking you beer?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.” Homer Simpson

"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability." Oscar Wilde
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2022 12:07 am    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

“If I wait for someone else to validate my existence, it will mean that I’m shortchanging myself.” – Zanele Muholi

"Conquer anger with non-anger. Conquer badness with goodness. Conquer meanness with generosity. Conquer dishonesty with truth." -The Buddha

“A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.”- Jesus

“My mercy encompasses all things” [Quran 7:156]

"When we go to other parts of the world and see things that might change our lives, we still come back home. It is justified that ‘home’ is now a little different, too. Why can't we do that intellectually and religiously as well?"
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 4:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

It isn't pre-marital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 4:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Favorite quotes ... and where they came from Reply with quote

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