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Erik G Samba Member
Joined: October 16, 2002 Posts: 13281 Location: Tejas!
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 4:12 pm Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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heimlich wrote: |
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My pet peeve...…"Price: Make Offer"
Damn...tell me what you want for it!! |
Those are the worst. |
especially when it's 2 pics! _________________ Stop dead photo links! Post your photos to The Samba Gallery! |
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TDCTDI Samba Advocatus Diaboli
Joined: August 31, 2013 Posts: 12860 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:10 pm Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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“Won’t last long”
Well there’s truth in advertising, you know it’s a POS that’s about to break down. _________________ Everybody born before 1975 has a story, good, bad, or indifferent, about a VW.
GOFUNDYOURSELF, quit asking everyone to do it for you!
An air cooled VW will make you a hoarder.
Do something, anything, to your project every day, and you will eventually complete it. |
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EverettB Administrator
Joined: April 11, 2000 Posts: 69829 Location: Phoenix Metro
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Jacks Samba Member
Joined: July 15, 2006 Posts: 2348 Location: San Clemente, Ca.
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:20 am Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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Jacks wrote: |
I find it humorously refreshing when I read “Won’t last long!!!”. Probably telling the truth, lol. |
tdctdi, you’re a bit late to the party here. This was posted last September _________________ Jack Staggs
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CanStan Samba Member
Joined: October 16, 2005 Posts: 1039 Location: Calgary, AB
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:24 am Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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I like the descriptions that say, "Absolutely must sell this weekend because I'm moving / lost my storage space / lost my job / my wife left me, etc." and then the asking price is 3x market value. They obviously don't know a quick sale works. |
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CanStan Samba Member
Joined: October 16, 2005 Posts: 1039 Location: Calgary, AB
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:54 am Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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Something I like to do is check out a poster's other ads. That can tell you a lot about a seller.
Right now on my local buy and sell, there's a 2002 Beetle for sale (not that I'm looking). There are a couple weird pictures from strange angles showing sections of the car, but nothing showing the entire car in one photo. The ad specifically mentions "good glass", but when I look at their other ads, they have a picture of the same car in a 'Wanted Ad' looking for the rear hatch glass for it. Seems a little sketchy to me.
Or you'll see a listing for their Grandma's car she drove to church on Sundays. But they also have 6 other cars for sale with the same description. I'm sure Grandma wasn't driving all of them.
I recently looked at an ad for a tool I wanted. Brand new in the box. The seller got it as a birthday gift and didn't need it. When I checked their other listings, there were about 50-75 more with brand new, high quality tools with the same mention about it being a birthday gift. Obviously stolen goods I didn't want to get involved with. |
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TDCTDI Samba Advocatus Diaboli
Joined: August 31, 2013 Posts: 12860 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 5:45 am Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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Car posted with reasonable or below market value asking price, say $2,500.
Click on ad...
Asking $8,000 as it sits.
Or: I remove engine & transmission $6,000.
Without engine, transmission, & suspension $4,500.
Or I keep engine, transmission, doors, hood, trunk, suspension, all glass, & interior. $2,500.
Add another $500 for title. _________________ Everybody born before 1975 has a story, good, bad, or indifferent, about a VW.
GOFUNDYOURSELF, quit asking everyone to do it for you!
An air cooled VW will make you a hoarder.
Do something, anything, to your project every day, and you will eventually complete it. |
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cdennisg Samba Member
Joined: November 02, 2004 Posts: 20278 Location: Sandpoint, ID
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 8:46 am Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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TDCTDI wrote: |
Car posted with reasonable or below market value asking price, say $2,500.
Click on ad...
Asking $8,000 as it sits.
Or: I remove engine & transmission $6,000.
Without engine, transmission, & suspension $4,500.
Or I keep engine, transmission, doors, hood, trunk, suspension, all glass, & interior. $2,500.
Add another $500 for title. |
To be fair, when I see ads that say "no title, but they're easy to get" I have offered $500 more for the vehicle if they can get the title in their name in a timely manner.
It has never happened. Not once. _________________ nothing |
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Evil Clown Live
Joined: January 08, 2009 Posts: 1347 Location: Wacky Macs
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 11:45 am Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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Saw this today on a ad
Needs points/condenser or elec. ignition, fuel pump, charged battery to run.
$5500 _________________ CARRY ON
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I'll take a Happy Meal with Prozac please |
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kiss my airy VW ass |
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German word for constapation:
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Chinese word for constipation:
Hung Chow Chow.. & it was GR8! |
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kpf Samba Member
Joined: March 01, 2017 Posts: 853 Location: California, US
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 1:03 pm Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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"It's in pretty good condition... for a 50-year-old car." _________________ 1971 Super Beetle |
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EverettB Administrator
Joined: April 11, 2000 Posts: 69829 Location: Phoenix Metro
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 4:08 pm Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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Evil Clown wrote: |
Saw this today on a ad
Needs points/condenser or elec. ignition, fuel pump, charged battery to run.
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Well that's just laziness... Order those parts charge the battery, and jack up the price to reflect a running/driving car
Unless of course it needs a whole lot more work... _________________ How to Post Photos
Everett Barnes - [email protected] | My wanted ads
"Water is the only drink for a wise man" | "Communication prevents complaints"
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AZ Landshaper Samba Member
Joined: February 08, 2009 Posts: 1698 Location: The Old Pueblo
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 7:49 pm Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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Not currently running. Easy fix.
Apparently not easy enough. _________________ Support Small Business.
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85 Weekender w/ EJ22
Previously
64, 71, 72, 73, 76, 81, 84, 85 & 87 Campmobiles and Westfalias
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sixfootdan Samba Smartass
Joined: February 13, 2002 Posts: 4848 Location: \Lo*ca"tion\, n. 1. The act or process of locating.
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 9:07 am Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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Not annoying, Just funny. The seller says "Wife says it has to go." Then at the end of the ad it says "Willing to entertain trades for other vehicles." _________________ Schrodinger's cat walked into a bar and it didn't.
GO SEAHAWKS!!! |
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Abscate Samba Member
Joined: October 05, 2014 Posts: 22670 Location: NYC/Upstate/ROW
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 6:15 am Post subject: Re: Seller's ad descriptions that drive you nuts . . . |
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sixfootdan wrote: |
Not annoying, Just funny. The seller says "Wife says it has to go." Then at the end of the ad it says "Willing to entertain trades for other vehicles." |
The trade is for the wife,..... _________________ .ssS! |
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