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Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:32 pm

To malice of fore thought.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:38 pm

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:05 pm

powellscooter wrote: Heres to the heat....Not the heat that ignites and burns down shantys,
But the Heat that excites, and brings down panties!
That's a good one!

Here's to the one's that will...
And here's to the one's that won't...
But fuck the one's that say they will,
And then they really don't!

From a good friend, an old Shipmate of mine, at every hoist of many a drink!
Tom Hoehn, USN, (RIP)

Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:28 pm

DeathBus wrote: Life is rough
Times are hard
Here is your fucking Christmas card.

Simple but to the point. I like it :-k

Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:32 pm

Meloncholy days are here:
Too warm for whiskey,
Too cold for beer.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:10 pm

Here's to the wound that never heals,
The more you rub it,
the better it feels,
and all the soap this side of hell,
won't wash away that awfull smell.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:18 pm

167luckycharm wrote: What's your favorite toast?
Dry white.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:05 pm

"ich nee san kampai"

1 2 3 drink

Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:02 pm

biggene wrote: May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
Where have I seen that before??????

Oh, it's on my wall :wink:
Good one biggene!

Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:04 am

Here's to places to go,
things to do,
people to meet,
and women to screw.

Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:25 am

Prosit!

Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:03 am

"Shut the Fuck Up, Russell"

Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:03 am

Here's to good women, good horses, and the men that mount them!

Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:06 am

More of limerick, but it came to mind:

The nymphomaniac Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina.
And her asshole in Buckingham palace.

Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:23 am

powellscooter wrote: Heres to the heat....Not the heat that ignites and burns down shantys,
But the Heat that excites, and brings down panties!

Mine is very close and I have been saying it since the 80's:

Here's to heat
Not the kind that bring down shacks and shanties
but the kind that brings down pants and panties

Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:28 am

The first time I heard this one was a few years back from a Marine from Pennsylvania who went to Iraq and died three months after getting shitfaced in our friends garage.

"To life, to death, to everything in between"

Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:41 am

here's to me
here's to you
here's to love and laughter
i'll be true as long as you
but not a moment after

Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:19 am

zozo wrote: Here's to good women, good horses, and the men that mount them!

Go ahead and "mount" all the horses you can. :wink:

Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:32 am

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candlestick...
Great balls of fire.

Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:36 pm

Here I sit all broken hearted, wanted to sh.t but only farted :oops: