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Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:45 pm

" Don't choke on it "

Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:35 pm

Here's to you and Here's to me
If you don't like it
Fuck you and here's to me

Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:03 pm

tatersgravy wrote: Here I sit all broken hearted, wanted to sh.t but only farted :oops:
"What's your favorite toast or salutation?"

Duh....That's a bathroom poem. :wink:

Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:38 pm

Nellynel wrote: " Don't choke on it "
I think I will use that one. :lol:

Here's to you,
Here's to me,
Friends forever we will never be,
So if we should ever disagree,
FUCK YOU!,
Here's to me!

Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:24 pm

5windows wrote: powellscooter wrote: Heres to the heat....Not the heat that ignites and burns down shantys,
But the Heat that excites, and brings down panties!

Mine is very close and I have been saying it since the 80's:

Here's to heat
Not the kind that bring down shacks and shanties
but the kind that brings down pants and panties
I like your version as well. I have to credit my version to a truck driver, Metro Bill, who replaced Grady who used to deliver rebuilt electrical parts to us in Colo. (I see your tag line is Mile Hi) who was from Amarillo Tx. I first heard it in 78 and have liked and used it since!

Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:02 pm

Lang may yer lum reek! (Long may your chimney smoke!)

Wi'ither folks coal! (With other folks coal!)

I like to use just the first line.

A private toast with a person of the opposite sex might go:

Here's to me and here's to you,
And if in the world
There was just us two
And I could promise that nobody knew
Would you?

May we be happy and all our enemies know it.

Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:44 pm

myzamboni says: ich nee san kampai

One out of three is not bad when trying to count in Japanese but, it's:
ichi, ni, san. During the two and a half years I was there, I never heard anyone, Japanese or not, say, "Ichi, ni, san, kampai." They just say, "Kampai." It's the equivalent of "to your health," not "drink."

Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:10 am

back in my H.S. years we would line up shots and just simply say "Drink it ya pussy!" to whoever was whining. Nothing like good old peer pressure.

Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:51 am

"Here's to our wives and sweethearts--may they never meet."

Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:09 am

Bart Dunn wrote: "Here's to our wives and sweethearts--may they never meet."
so true! LMAO!

Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:25 am

I don't do superstitions.

Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:38 pm

CoW- If you don't toast, why did you post?

Your act of a post, as opposed to just ignoring the thread, to publicize a denial of toasting may well be your suconscious superstition that, if you didn't deny it, you'd be sucked into the morass of those that do.

Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:31 pm

Buscuss wrote: CoW- If you don't toast, why did you post?

Your act of a post, as opposed to just ignoring the thread, to publicize a denial of toasting may well be your suconscious superstition that, if you didn't deny it, you'd be sucked into the morass of those that do.
:-k That in itself sounds like a toast or salutation...

Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:21 pm

Buscuss wrote: CoW- If you don't toast, why did you post?

Your act of a post, as opposed to just ignoring the thread, to publicize a denial of toasting may well be your suconscious superstition that, if you didn't deny it, you'd be sucked into the morass of those that do.

No, I just just don't get superstitions: I don't say "bless you" when people sneeze, knock on wood when something can go wrong, put a waitress' tip under a salt shaker but instead ignore not walking under ladders, have broken many of mirrors and if I had a hat would definitely not be afraid to put in on a bed.
To me, superstitions are all equally stupid and useless.

Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:27 pm

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:28 am

"First beer in a year, cheers."

standing in the airport after my first deployment

Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:55 pm

Bottoms up.

Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:02 pm

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:01 pm

rusty57 wrote: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. A little Bar outside Missoula, MT had that on their T-shirts! :lol:

Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:02 pm

Mike Fisher wrote: rusty57 wrote: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. A little Bar outside Missoula, MT had that on their T-shirts! :lol:
Used to be a place in Rockport, Wa. with the same thing.