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Mon Jul 03, 2023 3:47 am

Quote: Just be thankful God gave us women. It could have been worse.

It’s been proven in history that YHWH made Madam first in her image

The patriarchy just used whiteout on the first ‘M’ in the Christian Quran

Mon Jul 03, 2023 4:29 am

My Wife went on her Horse Vacation , she rode 240 miles across the state of Michigan " Tip of the Mitt' ,, I Bought a Motorcycle 7 hours after she left :wink:
Buell Blast ,,, She's back & She's not happy :roll: ,,she'll get over it :lol: :lol:

Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:21 am

Mrs. Cusser has a Master's Degree and cannot figure out how to clear clogs from her vacuum cleaner. Dirt and hair from her dogs cause the clogs......

Mon Jul 03, 2023 8:44 pm

It's always a good time to buy another Moto .

Fri Sep 27, 2024 9:00 am

You married guys will understand this:
Mrs. Cusser was feeding her horses two weeks ago and a horse stepped on her big toe; of course she was wearing sandals (said those made her foot feel better) AND was talking on the phone at the time. Anyway, this cut the end of her big toe, emergency room doctor said actually broke off the very tip of the toe. Anyway, she's fine two weeks later, no limp, still bandaging several times a day. But anyone understand why she needed three pairs of scissors for this, and had to leave them on the floor of the bathroom all this time? Was she trying to garner sympathy for her injury?

You married guys will NOT be able to understand this:
Wednesday, Mrs. Cusser was dragging the horse arena (about the size of a baseball infield) pulling the drag harrow behind the 1970 VW. The drag harrow is weighted with rocks and big tree stumps; one CANNOT back up using this. So how did Mrs. Cusser manage to high center the VW on this tree stump that apparently fell off the drag harrow on a previous circuit around the arena? I had to get the lawn cart and wheel my 80-pound floor jack out to the arena to jack up the VW to free it; fortunately there was no damage. But how could one run over a stump this size in a clear sand arena???????????????

This is the stump; did she even try to avoid it?
Was she talking on the phone again and not paying attention?
Should I take a train trip and look for a stranger, like in the Hitchcock film?

Fri Sep 27, 2024 9:41 am

a few years back on the kibbutz where my wife is from, a lady managed to park a BMW 3 series on top of a rock, that likely weighed half as much as the car, it was only about 9'' tall, but easily 4' across, the roadway to it, was no more than 100 yards long, yet some how she managed to get her car high centerd on the rock, l had to go get jacks, planks and a tractor to get her off the rock.
she watched my every move to make sure l didn't damage her car.

Fri Sep 27, 2024 9:43 am

cusser - I'm still trying to figure out why she's getting clogs in the vacuum cleaner... maybe it's 'sabot'age! :lol:

Fri Sep 27, 2024 10:09 am

Well, my wife learned to drive in a manual transmission car and drove one for years and now regularly drives my daily driver which has a manual transmission.

This past summer I was replacing a rear wheel bearing and wheel cylinder and asked her to help me bleed the brakes which she has done many times over the last 30 years.

However, this time when I asked her to push down on the pedal, no brake fluid came out the bleeder, which I thought was strange and went through the motions a bunch more times but still no brake fluid coming out. I went to check the brake reservoir and the brake fluid level hadn't changed, no leaks, nothing. I almost had an aneurism trying to figure out what I could have possibly done wrong and then it dawned on me....

She was pressing the clutch pedal instead of the brake pedal! Sometimes, things just happen..... I guess.

Fri Sep 27, 2024 10:26 am

finster wrote:
Mrs. Cusser insisted on our first date that we go Dutch. But when the bill came and I asked her to pay half, she kicked me with her wooden shoe!!!

OK - that's just a joke (and not a very good one !!!!).

Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:12 am

Cusser wrote: You married guys will understand this:
Mrs. Cusser was feeding her horses two weeks ago and a horse stepped on her big toe; of course she was wearing sandals (said those made her foot feel better) AND was talking on the phone at the time. Anyway, this cut the end of her big toe, emergency room doctor said actually broke off the very tip of the toe. Anyway, she's fine two weeks later, no limp, still bandaging several times a day. But anyone understand why she needed three pairs of scissors for this, and had to leave them on the floor of the bathroom all this time? Was she trying to garner sympathy for her injury?

You married guys will NOT be able to understand this:
Wednesday, Mrs. Cusser was dragging the horse arena (about the size of a baseball infield) pulling the drag harrow behind the 1970 VW. The drag harrow is weighted with rocks and big tree stumps; one CANNOT back up using this. So how did Mrs. Cusser manage to high center the VW on this tree stump that apparently fell off the drag harrow on a previous circuit around the arena? I had to get the lawn cart and wheel my 80-pound floor jack out to the arena to jack up the VW to free it; fortunately there was no damage. But how could one run over a stump this size in a clear sand arena???????????????

This is the stump; did she even try to avoid it?
Was she talking on the phone again and not paying attention?
Should I take a train trip and look for a stranger, like in the Hitchcock film?

My sympathies to Mrs. Cusser's toe.
High centering the Beetle without harm is quite a talent.
You might want to sign her up for the Tournament of Thrills!

Sat Nov 30, 2024 6:32 pm

Being smart is one thing.
Having situational awareness and common sense are completely seperate of one's intelligence.

Sun Dec 01, 2024 3:35 am

finster wrote: cusser - I'm still trying to figure out why she's getting clogs in the vacuum cleaner... maybe it's 'sabot'age! :lol:

That’s some excellent material, there. Well struck@

Sun Dec 01, 2024 8:52 am

Those look familiar - wary of me, on our first date Mrs. Cusser insisted we go Dutch. But when the bill came and I asked her for half, she kicked me with her wooden shoe!!!

Sun Dec 01, 2024 11:31 pm

Cusser wrote:
Those look familiar - wary of me, on our first date Mrs. Cusser insisted we go Dutch. But when the bill came and I asked her for half, she kicked me with her wooden shoe!!!

Oh, so a little "wood on wood" action?

Mon Dec 02, 2024 7:29 am

KTPhil wrote: Oh, so a little "wood on wood" action?

We have two kids, so she does admit to having sex twice.

Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:24 am

Cusser wrote: KTPhil wrote: Oh, so a little "wood on wood" action?

We have two kids, so she does admit to having sex twice.

Secret to my marriage is we have sex twice a week. Me on Monday, her on Friday.

That’s a great Mrs Cusser who drags the horse ring. She’s a keeper.

Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:45 am

Cusser wrote: KTPhil wrote: Oh, so a little "wood on wood" action?

We have two kids, so she does admit to having sex twice.
Yes but with whom? :wink:

We had 4 kids and I don't remember having had that much whoopy... :shock:

Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:56 am

Cusser wrote: We have two kids, so she does admit to having sex twice.

Actually, we have sex almost every night.

Almost on Monday
Almost on Tuesday
Almost on Wednesday....

Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:15 pm

Speaking as a man who’s single, and having read some of the interesting stories in here.. How do you married guys actually stay sane?

I’m no where near the altar of matrimony yet but any advice or tips would be appreciated. John Muir was gracious enough to write us a book on Volkswagens, but he somehow managed to not write us a guide to women. :D

Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:17 pm

Cusser wrote: You married guys will understand this:
Mrs. Cusser was feeding her horses two weeks ago and a horse stepped on her big toe; of course she was wearing sandals (said those made her foot feel better) AND was talking on the phone at the time. Anyway, this cut the end of her big toe, emergency room doctor said actually broke off the very tip of the toe. Anyway, she's fine two weeks later, no limp, still bandaging several times a day. But anyone understand why she needed three pairs of scissors for this, and had to leave them on the floor of the bathroom all this time? Was she trying to garner sympathy for her injury?

You married guys will NOT be able to understand this:
Wednesday, Mrs. Cusser was dragging the horse arena (about the size of a baseball infield) pulling the drag harrow behind the 1970 VW. The drag harrow is weighted with rocks and big tree stumps; one CANNOT back up using this. So how did Mrs. Cusser manage to high center the VW on this tree stump that apparently fell off the drag harrow on a previous circuit around the arena? I had to get the lawn cart and wheel my 80-pound floor jack out to the arena to jack up the VW to free it; fortunately there was no damage. But how could one run over a stump this size in a clear sand arena???????????????

This is the stump; did she even try to avoid it?
Was she talking on the phone again and not paying attention?
Should I take a train trip and look for a stranger, like in the Hitchcock film?

All I can say I’m glad she was fine, that sounds like it would hurt a lot!
But the fact she could high center the bug on a stump like that both scares me and impresses me.

Reminds me of the time I wasn’t paying attention on a riding lawn mower and I backed that sucker up onto a tree stump and almost threw myself off the mower. Somehow I didn’t break the blade… miracle or coincidence