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Thu Jul 17, 2025 12:56 am

drluvbug wrote: Speaking as a man who’s single, and having read some of the interesting stories in here.. How do you married guys actually stay sane?

I’m no where near the altar of matrimony yet but any advice or tips would be appreciated. John Muir was gracious enough to write us a book on Volkswagens, but he somehow managed to not write us a guide to women. :D

My life has been made infinitely richer by the seven women in my immediate family and the many others, including several on these pages, work, school, and play.

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Thu Jul 17, 2025 5:57 am

drluvbug wrote: Speaking as a man who’s single, and having read some of the interesting stories in here.. How do you married guys actually stay sane?
Who claims that we ARE sane?

Two weeks ago Mrs. Cusser somehow caught the plastic air dam of her 2014 Yukon on a parking block at Trader Joe's half an hour away. She got out and looked and it was partially torn off, so she tried to re-attach it. Never mind that she NEVER called me or even took photos of this part/damage. Anyway, once she returned home, she told me about this (yes - unbelievably the SAME day !!!) and the air dam was no longer there. That's not getting replaced, I looked online and most folks feel it does nothing, GM thinks it gains 0.05mpg....

It's always something !

Thu Jul 17, 2025 9:16 am

drluvbug wrote: Speaking as a man who’s single, and having read some of the interesting stories in here.. How do you married guys actually stay sane?

I’m no where near the altar of matrimony yet but any advice or tips would be appreciated. John Muir was gracious enough to write us a book on Volkswagens, but he somehow managed to not write us a guide to women. :D

Listen to reruns of "Car Talk" on NPR (while that still exists). Good marital advice with an automotive twist there.

https://www.cartalk.com/blogs/tags/marital%20advice
https://www.amazon.com/Car-Talk-Men-Women-Ford/dp/1665171286

Quote:

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food, and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in Cincinnati.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker.Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" SoI bought her an electric chair.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."

My wife is on a new diet: Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, butBOY, can she climb a tree now.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"The driver said, "No, jump in!"

Remember... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" ... I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created Earth and rested. The God created man and rested.Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

Thu Jul 17, 2025 9:42 am

This comedian explains the differences between how men and women think and it will help navigate conversations with your spouse.

Thu Jul 17, 2025 9:59 am

Women think and respond to stimulus emotionally and men logically. We perceive the world around us very differently. There are two really good books that will help you navigate this difference.

For men it’s the care and feeding of your wife

For women it’s called (wait for it) yep you guessed it the care and feeding of your husband.

It explains a lot of what is in this thread.

Thu Jul 17, 2025 1:14 pm

Pick a girlfriend with values, that's funny and that is happy and bubbly, that way you won't have to deal with issues later in life. A good cook a big plus! We humans don't change. Also look at her parents, most women look for men that resemble their dad in character. If her dad is loving to her mom, she will expect the same treatment. Happily married to my high school sweetheart for 37 years. We DON'T respect each other, usually fear instills respect, we love each other and make each other laugh every single day.