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Skaper
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Location: Portland Oregon
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 Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:21 am Post subject: You know you drive a slammed VW when... |
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We use to have a thread like this on honda-tech and it was really fun. I searched and didnt find one on here so I thought I would start one.
You know your drive a slammed bug when it looks like you have turrets syndrome cause every dip in the road might make that loud ass noise when your jacking points hit the ground. |
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spook
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Joined: December 30, 2003
Posts: 2038
Location: in the shop 35750
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cdennisg
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Joined: November 02, 2004
Posts: 20842
Location: Sandpoint, ID
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....your horn button hits you in the chin.
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Hakka
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Joined: November 21, 2004
Posts: 622
Location: PNW or Norway
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You have to buy new tyres every month.
Your axles are consistently being destroyed.
Your rear bearings cry for mercy.
You go through exhaust systems like a box of wipes when you have the flu.
You strip out drums.
uh oh, I see where this thread is going  |
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69 Jim
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Joined: September 27, 2004
Posts: 6264
Location: Chickengeorge's Neighbor
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| Your car is worth less each day. |
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iowegian 
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Joined: February 16, 2005
Posts: 9950
Location: Somewhere between Dubuque and Keokuk
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| Even Ricers laugh at you. |
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Rustforlife
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Joined: August 24, 2007
Posts: 592
Location: Texas-y'all
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You Know You Drive A Slammed Vw When:
Your Pea Shooters scrape the driveway. |
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my65vert
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Joined: November 09, 2003
Posts: 6186
Location: Middleburg, Florida
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when you're a florida panscaper........................lol
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OGJHC
Kombisutra;
I'm starting to get little wafts of bus stink coming from the north. Something about the unique scent of drivers seat padding when it's glued together with mouse piss and shit that really gets me going... and I'm smelling it! Oh yeah! Time to start loading up the equipment. |
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69 Jim
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Joined: September 27, 2004
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Location: Chickengeorge's Neighbor
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| iowegian wrote: |
| Even Ricers laugh at you. |
That's a cold shot right thur. |
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iVolkswagen
The Modern-Day Hippie
Joined: October 21, 2008
Posts: 1445
Location: Huntsville, Alabama
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your pothole and roadkill senses are sharp as a tack
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Tomarse
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Joined: September 22, 2005
Posts: 50
Location: Chippenham/Bristol, UK
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| When people stop you to tell you your rear wheels are about to fall off. |
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Van-go108
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Joined: November 23, 2006
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Location: Southwestern, NM
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When you can't leave because they put a speed bump at both ends of town. (an old Española joke )
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vwluver74
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Joined: February 29, 2004
Posts: 889
Location: at the buffet in the fetus room
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| When you know what it smells like to change lanes. |
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cristo2
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Location: lititz pa
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hey i think your axle is broken
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Madtat
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1)People are always asking you if your front and rear suspension is broken.
2) Small animals in the road have NO chance of survival.
3) And....Fatty would roll it! LOL |
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Madtat
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Oop's --  Fattie.... |
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Fattie
I'd roll it
Joined: November 27, 2005
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Location: louisiana
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'nough said
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Fattie
I'd roll it
Joined: November 27, 2005
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Location: louisiana
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...when fallen leaves become a road hazard
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crofty
Judas of the North
Joined: August 09, 2000
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Location: Land of Whine and Phonies
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Your girlfriends are always under-age.
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Fattie
I'd roll it
Joined: November 27, 2005
Posts: 5582
Location: louisiana
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...rides like a go kart
...your beam is so narrow you lose 3/4 of your steering radius
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