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Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:08 pm

Yo,
I've heard this toast while in the Air Force back in the 80's...been using it ever since, except at my wedding. :shock:
Goes like this;
"Here's to the girl that calls me Honey,
drinks my beer and spends my money.
She ain't no cherry but that's no sin...
She still has the box that the cherry came in!
Lately, I've had to duck after the last line if my wife was within reach.

What do you toast when you raise the glass?

Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:24 pm

Heres to the heat....Not the heat that ignites and burns down shantys,
But the Heat that excites, and brings down panties!

Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:55 pm

same as the one mentioned above but a lil different

Quote: here's to the girl in the lil red shoes,
she spent all my money and drank all my booze.
she didnt have her cherry but that was no sin,
because she still had the box that her cherry came in.

Quote: ive f*ed in the east and ive f*ed in the west
ive f*ed the worst and ive f*ed the best.
but ill never be complete no ill never be happy
till ive f*ed the Marines, like they f*ed me.

^^^heard this from a marine that just got back from overseas^^^

Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:21 pm

"In your ear, out your ass and how the f!@# is your mother?"

Sorry :oops:

That's the first thing that came to mind. Not really sure were it came from.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:34 pm

Bless you

Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:38 pm

"A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants" Marx

Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:40 pm

over the lips, past the gums, look out stomach here it comes.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:41 pm

father,son, holy ghost, who drinks the fastest gets the most!

Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:42 pm

Health to enjoy!

Basically, here's to your health so you can enjoy your purchase.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:43 pm

Here's to the ones that think I am swell.
And those that don't can go to hell.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:44 pm

Life is rough
Times are hard
Here is your fucking Christmas card.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:51 pm

An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass an not fall off the face of the Earth. RIP Chub!

Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:14 pm

Glenn wrote: "A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants" Marx
HEY!!!
I was going to say that. :cry:

Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:21 pm

Here's to not being dead!

Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:22 pm

iowegian wrote: Glenn wrote: "A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants" Marx
HEY!!!
I was going to say that. :cry:
Great minds....

Uh never mind ;)

Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:25 pm

Glenn wrote: "A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants" Marx

"Chug" -EdW

Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:26 pm

EdW wrote: Glenn wrote: "A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants" Marx

"Chug" -EdW

I thought yours was "i'll drink to that".

Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:27 pm

Van-go108 wrote: "In your ear, out your ass and how the f!@# is your mother?"

Sorry :oops:

That's the first thing that came to mind. Not really sure were it came from.

That reminds me of the old pick-up line; "nice shoes wanna f*ck"

Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:28 pm

Glenn wrote: EdW wrote: Glenn wrote: "A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants" Marx

"Chug" -EdW

I thought yours was "i'll drink to that".

Never thought of that as a 'toast'.....always thought that was smalltalk. :?

Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:28 pm

turkis-deluxe wrote: That reminds me of the old pick-up line; "nice shoes wanna f*ck"
And her reply is... "i'm up here" or "they're deaf".