| Jon Schmid |
Sun Sep 11, 2022 6:13 pm |
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scottyrocks wrote: 'My wife is a terrible cook. I didn't know toast could have bones.'
--Rodney Dangerfield
Maybe Rodney should have fed his wife's toast to Red Skelton's dog... |
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| Da TOW'D |
Tue Nov 08, 2022 9:48 pm |
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Quote of the day:
"if only everything in life was as reliable as a Volkswagen" - Vladimir Pushkoff Former Technical Director of Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant |
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| calvinater |
Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:33 pm |
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anyone remember the line "if me and the boys wanted musselage we would have ordered musselage"
cannot remember if it was Humphrey Bogart, or James Cagney.
what film was it from? |
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| empi3 |
Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:18 pm |
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Probably Radar (M*A*S*H: Season 6, Episode 6) misquoting Bogart in "All Through the Night"
Bogart's line was "When I order cheesecake, I don't expect to get mucilage!"
Steven |
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| Da TOW'D |
Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:50 pm |
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We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary."
- C.S. Lewis |
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| Abscate |
Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:03 pm |
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Recent dodger Tom gem
Quote: the battery and connections are a mess. the question isn’t why doesn’t it start now, but why did it start last sunday. |
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| Bonesberg55 |
Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:19 pm |
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"When I order cheesecake, I don't expect to get mucilage!"
That explains why I never liked cheesecake. Its more like paste than glue. Bogart probably expected paste. |
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| Da TOW'D |
Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:40 am |
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this might have been quoted before but worth repeating
Two possibilities exist:
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying.
Arthur C. Clarke |
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| calvinater |
Wed Jan 11, 2023 3:51 am |
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" What we have here is a failure to communicate, bilinquily"
Strother Martin on SNL. |
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| Da TOW'D |
Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:25 pm |
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Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free.
ShortShort |
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| Glenn |
Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:30 pm |
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Da TOW'D wrote: Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free.
ShortShort
Early bird gets the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese. |
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| Da TOW'D |
Mon Feb 13, 2023 8:02 pm |
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A lie doesn't become truth
wrong doesn't become right,
and evil doesn't become good
just because it's accepted by a majority
Booker T. Washington |
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| OB Bus |
Mon Feb 13, 2023 8:47 pm |
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calvinater wrote: " What we have here is a failure to communicate, bilinquily"
Strother Martin on SNL.
Similar line was earlier in Cool Hand Luke . Strother Martin to Paul Newman. |
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| Abscate |
Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:07 pm |
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Best western lines…
‘Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We’re gonna have to earn it’
Good , Bad, Ugly
‘ Dying aint no way to make a living’
Outlaw Josey wales
And my all time best..Charles Bronson
“ You brought two, too many” |
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| calvinater |
Sat May 13, 2023 10:57 am |
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Little Feet
" trying to remember to forget"
from "It's so easy to slip" |
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| kingkarmann |
Sat May 13, 2023 4:11 pm |
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My favorites tend to shift depending on my mood or circumstances...
Today this seems fitting
"Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another."
– Ernest Hemingway |
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| Da TOW'D |
Sun May 14, 2023 2:08 pm |
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Being Popular on Facebook is like sitting at the Cool table in the Cafeteria of a Mental Hospital
Anonymous |
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| Xevin |
Sun May 14, 2023 2:57 pm |
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Da TOW'D wrote: Being Popular on Facebook is like sitting at the Cool table in the Cafeteria of a Mental Hospital
Anonymous
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| Da TOW'D |
Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:56 am |
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"there is a reason the windshield is bigger then the rear view mirror"
said some guy on a tractor forum |
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| Abscate |
Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:51 am |
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Da TOW'D wrote: Being Popular on Facebook is like sitting at the Cool table in the Cafeteria of a Mental Hospital
Anonymous
I missed that one and it’s awesome. |
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