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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 11:53 pm    Post subject: puns & t-shirts & such Reply with quote

This one I remember from the '70's or early 80's...
I think I still have a GoFundMe Etsy account. Maybe we can get the sweat shirt - t-shirt shops going again...
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 11:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Pictures of cool, ironic, and p u n t-shirts Reply with quote

To follow up on my post when I was in Kansas last winter a man was pushing his little baby toddler around at Aldi's in his cart and all he could say was vape vape vape vape all through the store for over 20 minutes so whatever fill in the annunciations POR favor!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2024 8:00 am    Post subject: Re: Pictures of cool, ironic, and p u n t-shirts Reply with quote

The image you posted above will be lost as a non-VW image posted here in the Samba gallery but it's similar to this image:
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T-shirts and other apparel with this image are all over eBay, etc. if you want one.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2024 8:03 am    Post subject: Re: Pictures of cool, ironic, and p u n t-shirts Reply with quote

Bring this back
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Not my T-shirt or photo but I like the idea that they dry-cleaned it Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2024 8:10 am    Post subject: Re: Pictures of cool, ironic, and p u n t-shirts Reply with quote

Classic

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2024 12:53 am    Post subject: Re: Pictures of cool, ironic, and p u n t-shirts Reply with quote

Weeew... Sofarsogoo... Wipes w/hanky.

Erm... I kind of changed it up, asking for ideas, also.

Have a few funny t ids... #fu Chinese flu

Another stupid story from Kansas when I ate at a Chinese restaurant:
That night I was sick with covid, and took 10 echinacea and :rank a bottle of Gin and

#$tayin Alive

#Lord bless my Chow
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kiss my airy VW ass

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German word for constapation:
Farfrompoopin

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Chinese word for constipation:
Hung Chow Chow.. & it was GR8!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 10:14 am    Post subject: Re: Pictures of cool, ironic, and p u n t-shirts Reply with quote

Glenn wrote:
Classic

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Hey Ev, when will we get some new ones? I outgrew my shirt from about 2010 and need a new one.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 10:45 am    Post subject: Re: Pictures of cool, ironic, and p u n t-shirts Reply with quote

Failer wrote:
Glenn wrote:
Classic

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Hey Ev, when will we get some new ones? I outgrew my shirt from about 2010 and need a new one.


You mean you need a Bay Window Bus version now?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 10:56 am    Post subject: Re: Pictures of cool, ironic, and p u n t-shirts Reply with quote

KTPhil wrote:
Failer wrote:
Glenn wrote:
Classic

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Hey Ev, when will we get some new ones? I outgrew my shirt from about 2010 and need a new one.


You mean you need a Bay Window Bus version now?
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what phil said.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 9:07 am    Post subject: Re: Pictures of cool, ironic, and p u n t-shirts Reply with quote

Not t-shirts but does qualify as irony & puns.

I've rocked these since 2015 :

"I have sex daily
I mean dyslexia
FCUK ! "

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"VIAGRA - it's for pussies"

"White, straight, Republican
How else can I piss you off today ?"

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Small one on front PS vent window :
"Look away while I fix this"

NO WHINING - cry softly over there in a corner where I can't hear you

Back windshield is scraped clear now.


I'm NOT politically correct ... stay safe

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2024 4:34 am    Post subject: Re: Pictures of cool, ironic, and p u n t-shirts Reply with quote

jinx758 wrote:
Not t-shirts but does qualify as irony & puns.

I've rocked these since 2015 :

"I have sex daily
I mean dyslexia
FCUK ! "

"VIAGRA - it's for pussies"

"White, straight, Republican
How else can I piss you off today ?"

Small one on front PS vent window :
"Look away while I fix this"

NO WHINING - cry softly over there in a corner where I can't hear you

Back windshield is scraped clear now.

I'm NOT politically correct ... stay safe


lol, the "stop guessing" is way funnier than any of those.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2024 1:04 am    Post subject: Re: Pictures of cool, ironic, and p u n t-shirts Reply with quote

True Laughing

Made these up a few days ago:

Voted Melania
Voted Kamala
Also, heard Bernie
Sanders wife is hot
In STOCKINGS...
Ti's tha season Very Happy
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No anusgels a!Re admitted in hEaVEN[ Arrow Brick wall Brick wall
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German word for constapation:
Farfrompoopin

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Chinese word for constipation:
Hung Chow Chow.. & it was GR8!

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Smoke the Rice Paper?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2024 6:21 am    Post subject: Re: Hipuns & t-shirts & such Reply with quote

@ FAILER

I used to daily my '71 for a few years & got tired of the endless # of people asking "what year". Didn't matter where, neighborhood, gas station, wife's church, various stores, fast food places
(P-Terry's =YUM), & even sitting in traffic ; that question never stopped. I was always cordial & answered all questions with a smile.

Some continued to ask even after the "stop guessing" went on.
They are a special kind of stupid !
Smile, nod, shake head slightly side to side while walking away.

At least they seem happy ... stay safe

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2024 9:04 pm    Post subject: Re: puns & t-shirts & such Reply with quote

I was passing through Kansas and I stopped at a convenience store/truck stop, they were selling a hat that said "Biggest Cocks on Earth." There was a picture of a Rooster/Cock Pheasant on it.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 3:53 am    Post subject: Re: puns & t-shirts & such Reply with quote

How,s this ?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 5:55 am    Post subject: Re: puns & t-shirts & such Reply with quote

Oooof.

Someone forgot to clear that logo with HR.

I had to reseat my reps in a meeting once since DR Tang was seated next to Mr Poon and they only used last names on their name signs. Luckily, one of my managers was from an area where she understood the issue and intervened
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 7:49 am    Post subject: Re: puns & t-shirts & such Reply with quote

What about Big Pecker's bar and grill in Ocean City MD? They must make a fortune in merchandise, see http://hootiesoc.com/
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:22 pm    Post subject: Re: puns & t-shirts & such Reply with quote

Saw a sticker on the back of a ubiquitous SUV thing in a parking lot recently. It said, simply, "say Hi to your dog for me".

I like that.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 10:50 am    Post subject: Re: puns & t-shirts & such Reply with quote

Abscate wrote:
Oooof.

Someone forgot to clear that logo with HR.

I had to reseat my reps in a meeting once since DR Tang was seated next to Mr Poon and they only used last names on their name signs. Luckily, one of my managers was from an area where she understood the issue and intervened


Phat liar Laughing

Glad to see this post aloft...

Moving around in next year or soso
Funny remarks...

My typo made me think of the'80's...
SAMMY SOSO....GOGO.....GONE!
Harry Carry thing.... guess ya had to have been there.

New one I partially made up from tha 70's:
Be Squareful, but Not 2 Square....
AND SMOKE A FUCKIN' ROUND 4 ME
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Hung Chow Chow.. & it was GR8!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 7:23 am    Post subject: Re: puns & t-shirts & such Reply with quote

Get it, it’s the Beetles not the Beatles. Lol

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