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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

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"Digital coupons for grocery store products, which folks like me with Flip Phones, or older folks, or poorer folks cannot utilize.

Seems like all the major chains do this, so stoooooopid.....


This sounds like a lifestyle choice and situational circumstances for some. What are your thoughts on diverse people being included on electronic coupons? As you stated. People without smartphones, older folks and poorer folks.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 5:12 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

Xevin wrote:
Cusser wrote:
"Digital coupons for grocery store products, which folks like me with Flip Phones, or older folks, or poorer folks cannot utilize.

Seems like all the major chains do this, so stoooooopid.....


This sounds like a lifestyle choice and situational circumstances for some. What are your thoughts on diverse people being included on electronic coupons? As you stated. People without smartphones, older folks and poorer folks.

Old people with flip-phones do not deserve coupons.
(I sure miss my bagphone)
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 6:39 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

those groucho marx drawn-on eyebrows that some women favour...
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last year, when I was buying a house, I had to transfer a very large sum of money to my solicitor. this could only be done in a bank branch (try finding one still open!) and the 'manager' was called over. she turned out to be a young woman with trout pout, groucho brows and long acrylic nail extensions Shocked needless to say I was not impressed and I can still hear the sound of her nails scratching about on the ipad screen as she tried to do the transfer. d'oh!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 6:43 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

"Old people with flip-phones do not deserve coupons."

How about old people with no phone? I recently got rid of my flip-phone. The scams, political messages, and annoying medicare soliciting has stopped! I like it!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 6:47 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

HOV lanes.

These were intended to get folks to carpool to work, and et vehicles off the road. Nowadays someone taking their little darling to school or activity qualifies, which does not take a vehicle off the road. Plus, "environmentally friendly" vehicles with special license plates get to use them, motorcycles can use them, and - at least in Arizona - many drivers cheat and use them as there's pretty much no enforcement and the $400 minimum fine doesn't seem to dissuade them.

So many miles of perfectly good highway could be put into use.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 6:49 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

finster wrote:
the 'manager' was called over. she turned out to be a young woman with trout pout, groucho brows and long acrylic nail extensions Shocked needless to say I was not impressed

Great - another young woman following the lead of the wrong type of crowd. She had a trifecta !!!

Bet she had stoooopid tattoos and piercings that just weren't showing.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 8:44 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

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HOV lanes.

These were intended to get folks to carpool to work, and et vehicles off the road. Nowadays someone taking their little darling to school or activity qualifies, which does not take a vehicle off the road. Plus, "environmentally friendly" vehicles with special license plates get to use them, motorcycles can use them, and - at least in Arizona - many drivers cheat and use them as there's pretty much no enforcement and the $400 minimum fine doesn't seem to dissuade them.

So many miles of perfectly good highway could be put into use.


October 1 , 2025 update

The use of HOV lanes for EV and hybrid cars has been ended. Now they must alos comply with occupancy rules.

Good news.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 10:28 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

Sausage links shaped like balloon animals.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 10:38 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

Abscate wrote:
Cusser wrote:
HOV lanes.

These were intended to get folks to carpool to work, and et vehicles off the road. Nowadays someone taking their little darling to school or activity qualifies, which does not take a vehicle off the road. Plus, "environmentally friendly" vehicles with special license plates get to use them, motorcycles can use them, and - at least in Arizona - many drivers cheat and use them as there's pretty much no enforcement and the $400 minimum fine doesn't seem to dissuade them.

So many miles of perfectly good highway could be put into use.


October 1 , 2025 update

The use of HOV lanes for EV and hybrid cars has been ended. Now they must alos comply with occupancy rules.

Good news.


Let's complete the process and change the HOV lanes to regular lanes!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 1:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

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Sausage links shaped like balloon animals.

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Now thatโ€™s a twisted opinion.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 3:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

mrinnovation1 wrote:
"Old people with flip-phones do not deserve coupons."

How about old people with no phone? I recently got rid of my flip-phone. The scams, political messages, and annoying medicare soliciting has stopped! I like it!


Interesting that someone with a screen name of "MrInnovation" does not have a portable phone....
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2025 12:47 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

Let's complete the process and change the HOV lanes to regular bus lanes!

FTFY
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2025 4:25 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

OB Bus wrote:
mrinnovation1 wrote:
"Old people with flip-phones do not deserve coupons."

How about old people with no phone? I recently got rid of my flip-phone. The scams, political messages, and annoying medicare soliciting has stopped! I like it!


Interesting that someone with a screen name of "MrInnovation" does not have a portable phone....


I communicate telepathically. A portable phone is a very old innovation and unnecessary for those so gifted.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2025 3:05 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

An air train people mover , that connects to a Bus to take you to a terminal. And charging people $10 to use it.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2025 7:18 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

Abscate wrote:
Let's complete the process and change the HOV lanes to regular bus lanes!


Let's FIX the process and change the HOV lanes to regular lanes!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2025 9:37 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

Cusser wrote:
Abscate wrote:
Let's complete the process and change the HOV lanes to regular bus lanes!


Let's FIX the process and change the HOV lanes to regular lanes!


The LIE will still be just as packed.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2025 6:45 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

A furniture company named after a condiment.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2025 6:49 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

scottyrocks wrote:
Cusser wrote:
Abscate wrote:
Let's complete the process and change the HOV lanes to regular bus lanes!


Let's FIX the process and change the HOV lanes to regular lanes!


The LIE will still be just as packed.

Longest parking lot.

You'd expect it to be open in the middle of the night, but then they'll do construction and close 2 lanes Rolling Eyes.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2025 6:51 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

mrinnovation1 wrote:
"Old people with flip-phones do not deserve coupons."

How about old people with no phone? I recently got rid of my flip-phone. The scams, political messages, and annoying medicare soliciting has stopped! I like it!


The money you and other old people save on not being scammed is the money we younger folks get to save on coupons. Fair is fair. If you wanted to save money, you should have been scammed into buying an iphone 23s.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2025 6:58 am    Post subject: Re: Stupid Invention Ideas Reply with quote

https://shop.charmin.com/forever-roll-starter-kit-holder-stand-included-2-roll/?bvstate=pg:22/ct:r

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