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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 3:07 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

55bundt wrote:
...They always look like jellybeans and line up like a train derailment.



About aftermarket skylight windows from this thread https://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?p=10150807#10150807
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2023 11:07 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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Do you remember just how heavy your knob is?


He's talking about shifter knobs, of course. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2023 2:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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So...Fingering the hole, some scratches can be felt... I think that is the problem...

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:42 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:28 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

From a currently featured ad, thought it was clever.

https://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=2643558

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2023 5:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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all new cars look like sneakers.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2023 3:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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i am honored dude!! Laughing Cool that's so cool!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2023 4:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

HMVWNAB wrote:
From a currently featured ad, thought it was clever.

https://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=2643558

“The headliner is nicer than your lawn, I don't care who you are or what grass seed you use.” Applause

You missed this one from the same ad:
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If you have to ask your wife, bring her along and we can dicker

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2023 5:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

kpf wrote:
HMVWNAB wrote:
From a currently featured ad, thought it was clever.

https://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=2643558

“The headliner is nicer than your lawn, I don't care who you are or what grass seed you use.” Applause

You missed this one from the same ad:
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If you have to ask your wife, bring her along and we can dicker

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Crude but effective.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2023 8:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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Hobos welding at night in the alley could have done a better job

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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Hobos welding at night in the alley could have done a better job

Laughing this cracks me up more than it should...
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 9:25 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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It looks good to me, but then again, I once bought Enron stock for $85 a share.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 9:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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EverettB wrote:
volksbus wrote:
Hobos welding at night in the alley could have done a better job

Laughing this cracks me up more than it should...

Smile

A similar one from another user today ab out his Bus
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I assume they used coat hangers and car batteries to weld these things together.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

EverettB wrote:
Emily's Owner wrote:
EverettB wrote:
volksbus wrote:
Hobos welding at night in the alley could have done a better job

Laughing this cracks me up more than it should...

Smile

A similar one from another user today ab out his Bus
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I assume they used coat hangers and car batteries to weld these things together.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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someone got fucked or that invoice is for a totally different rig

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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My plan from the beginning was to aim directly for the nuts.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:21 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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My judging is much better than my welding. Go with your strengths Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 9:59 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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My judging is much better than my welding. Go with your strengths Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2024 6:40 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

The one that stuck in my head, although I can't remember it exactly was, I believe from Vanhag, something about buying embalming fliud in industrial sized containers, and if you ran out of room, you could always stuff the smaller hookers into the larger ones. Shocked
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