whats the dumbest..........?

[crukab]

Heres a couple: I bought a 86 vanagoon crewcab in Canada on 4/20/02, it came w/a bed cover on it,well @ the Vt. boarder I had all the paper work (it was really e-z to import it) they checked all the papers filled out the forms ect. , 1 guy looked thru the windsheild at the vin. tag, I paid my 30$ bucks, and it was Legally in the U.S.,as drove off I realized they never looked under the bed cover, or in the storage lockers under the bed, or anywhere- 7 months after 9/11, troops on the boarder ect. hmmmmmm
then there was the time I was driving to work @ 4 am, I had 2 choices, the slow way, 30mph for ten miles, @ 4 am, which did'nt work ( I got a speeding ticket 2 weeks into this commute) OR the highway,12 miles at 55-60, which put out more heat in my 65 bug, so I'm driving along,on the highway, pass one of those "No U turn" cop hide outs, I see a cop, so I beep
& wave at him , thinking I can't get a ticket going this fast! Well of course he pulls out & follows me, 8 miles later 2 cops pull me over, I ask whats up ? he said "You beeped & waved at me " I said yep, he asks why , I tell him - "I thought it might be that hot looking red head female trooper" , I again ask why I was pulled over, he mumbled someting about A man w/ a knife in the area! I ask was he driving a red 65 Bug, to which he just glarred at me........
then theres the time I drove my 63 crewcab Back home to Ct. from Co., I parked across from a buddys house, 15 min. later we here on his scanner,"1963 red vw transporter, Colorado plate# #$%^, I'm like hey thats me, so we look out front, sure Nuf, theres a cop out there, so we go out, ask him whats up?
he says "these are stolen plates, I ran them & they come back stolen" What the F@#$%^&! so he asks for the regi., which I can't find, well the wife had "cleaned" the parcel shelf off, tossing out my regi. , hmmmmmm, so we call my bro, he goes thru the trash , finds it , brings it to us - SEE Mutha Fluka, it is regestered !turns out THERE computer has the same key for truck & commercial, got pulled over 2 more times, goes to show ya when ya go back home, they still remember you as the pain in the ass teenager you used to be!
Oh yea this year leaving that same hometown after turkeyday, we got follwed to the town line, by 2 cop cars, in our red 91 vanagoon carat,and my bro confirmed they called in our plates, a very suspect vehicle indeed.......

[ice baller]

shit! I got pulled over today,(1st time)he said he pulled me over for having my DICE in my mirrors,what the fuck? I passed him at 50mph(speed limit) and he was on the cross steet waiting for the light to turn green, He gave me a ticket for having midified muffler, no insurance, no light on my back lincens plate or having a lincense plate in the front(i do but its inside the car in the front window), how much will this ticket be? Im so pissed of right now, AND he was all looking at my enigine like he knew what he was looking at, FAG! now i have to go to court and what can i do or say? I need some help., all of this is my first time, any replys help,

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About 6 months after having my 67 convertible i was driving with my friend on a really hot night to the beach. Had the roof off. I went past a police car and didn't realise, I got pulled up cos i was speeding, doing about 20km over the limit.
Now, i would of lost my licence for that but as the cop was walking towards my beetle, my friend said
"Megan, have you got your bikini on under your clothes"
"Yeah, why"
"Quick, take off your clothes"
So i did this and when the cop saw me, all sweet, i got away with the whole thing.

Damn i love having breasts!