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VOLKSWAGNUT Fastest VW Belt Changer
Joined: October 14, 2007 Posts: 11057 Location: Flippin' a Belt........ .... Off-n-On ... NC USA
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:05 pm Post subject: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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I've read quite a few really good Samba member posts that had lines that were considered hysterical, informative, inspirational, stupid, ridiculous, enlightening and even brutal..
Some of you have already found and used some good lines and added them to your profile signature respectively.
So .. Share those Samba members words you feel are quote and signature worthy..
Quote them as the actual Samba member..
Keep it real and legit... no bull, no drama.. and most important of all... = fun..
Simply post those lines as quotes of SAMBA members only.
Don't quote yourself.. .
Don't get offended if you are quoted... cause you wrote it somewhere on here.
and...
Don't go making stuff up or harass either
Be respectful to the Samba rules. (The forum Do's and Don'ts)
General Dos and Don'ts
DON'T post political/religious comments, signatures, avatars, pictures, or videos. This includes anything that could be considered a conspiracy theory or anything EvertteB can prove false via Google.
DON'T use obscene or abusive language or images in avatars, usernames, or signatures
DON'T use insult or ridicule other members or this web site in your avatar or signature, this includes using another member's picture as your avatar
Alright... ready.. set.. and... GO!...
A few inspirational examples.
Everett wrote: |
Communication prevents complaints |
Jennepher wrote: |
If your post begins "I know this is against the rules but..." just stop typing |
HippyTom wrote: |
If it's a little of both (Rat and Patina) I guess that makes it a "Ratina". |
joe56vw wrote: |
you would be surprised at the number of people that are complete assholes on here but super nice when you meet them in person and vice versa |
skills@eurocarsplus wrote: |
I am an asshole in real life if anyone cares, yet people want to talk to me in real life |
sixfootdan wrote: |
P.S. I'll still prolly bring my own lunch because I see the people making it. |
. _________________ aka Ken {o\!/o}
Its your vehicle- stop askin' for approval-do what YOU like for cryin' out loud
Better to roll em' how you want and wear em' out-than lettin' em' rot out
Its about the going not the showing
Rebuilt to drive not decorate
WANTED: Local Eatin' Joints, Triple D for TheSamba contributions here http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=570510
Search "VOLKSWAGNUT" on YouTube since you cant watch a "certain" BELT change video round here
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skills@eurocarsplus Samba Peckerhead
Joined: January 01, 2007 Posts: 16893 Location: sticksville, ct.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:12 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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in a horn thread, this was posted:
Olddog52 wrote: |
one tab to ground, the other to a 12 volt source. Listen intently for a sound. |
had a good laugh on that one _________________
gprudenciop wrote: |
my reason for switching to subaru is my german car was turning chinese so i said fuck it and went japanese....... |
Jake Raby wrote: |
Thanks for the correction. I used to be a nice guy, then I ruined it by exposing myself to the public. |
Brian wrote: |
Also the fact that people are agreeing with Skills, it's a turn of events for samba history |
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busdaddy Samba Member
Joined: February 12, 2004 Posts: 51182 Location: Surrey B.C. Canada, but thinking of Ukraine
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:35 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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In a ratty VS: mechanically sound thread:
crofty wrote: |
I am fascinated by people who bolt on narrowed beams, straight axle kits and raise their steering boxes and get so damned upset when someone says they don't share their taste in modifications. The only ones getting upset are the Custom Guys.
Who cares if someone else doesn't like your car? I sure as hell don't get all butt hurt if someone thinks my camper sucks or thinks it would look better if it was "slammed like a bitch".
"Hey, check out my hamburger I just grilled up"
"I don't like hamburgers"
"WTF? You elitist douchebag, my hamburger is hella yummy. Go F yourself". |
_________________ Rust NEVER sleeps and stock never goes out of style.
Please don't PM technical questions, ask your problem in public so everyone can play along. If you think it's too stupid post it here
Stop dead photo links! Post your photos to The Samba Gallery!
Слава Україні! |
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60ragtop Bonneville Belt Bitch
Joined: March 13, 2006 Posts: 7800 Location: Big Wonderful WYO 82401
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:28 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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Ken, You will like this one
EverettB wrote: |
the Forums search of the site has been overloading the site |
_________________ Rick
Certified Mechanic by the State of Michigan in 1977
ASA certified in 1987
Certified Hunter Wheel Alignment Master Technician 1986
tasb wrote: |
I've restored a large number too, but I don't toot my horn quite as loud.
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sb001 wrote: |
maybe he just snapped cause his car sucked |
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rusty busty Samba Member
Joined: May 27, 2015 Posts: 310 Location: Vancouver BC
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:00 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote: |
Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted twice in the baywindow forum. |
_________________ 1978 CEII Get-away hightop |
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babysnakes Samba Member
Joined: August 19, 2008 Posts: 7111
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:31 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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rusty busty wrote: |
This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote: |
Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted in the baywindow forum. |
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After being in that forum for years, I am starting to feel the same recently. |
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tootype2crazy Samba Member
Joined: October 08, 2007 Posts: 1276 Location: St. Louis Missouri
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:45 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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babysnakes wrote: |
rusty busty wrote: |
This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote: |
Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted in the baywindow forum. |
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After being in that forum for years, I am starting to feel the same recently. |
I concur. _________________ air-cooled or nothing for me
1978 Sunroof Deluxe Bus (daily driver)
1978 Transporter (mom's, making into a camper)
1970 Single Cab 2.1 turbo/EFI 6 Rib, 78 front beam, vanagon backing plates on rear (project)
2001 GTI VR6 (wife's) |
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Vanhag Samba Mortician
Joined: June 29, 2003 Posts: 2606 Location: Desert Coast
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:51 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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tootype2crazy wrote: |
babysnakes wrote: |
rusty busty wrote: |
This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote: |
Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted in the baywindow forum. |
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After being in that forum for years, I am starting to feel the same recently. |
I concur. |
I hope quoting you quoting me isn't against the quoting rules of this thread.....
But for the record, I was luckily I ran out of matches.
SKIM wrote: |
Don't mind me, I'm just in here to get my "posts deleted" count up. |
_________________ CU05 w/HBB
HOODRIDANCE |
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Brian Samba Moderator
Joined: May 28, 2012 Posts: 8340 Location: Oceanside
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:30 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Never forget
PITApan wrote: |
EZ Gruv wrote: |
Maybe you just take the battery out like a normal person?
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Normal people are idiots. |
_________________ Wash your hands
'69 Bug
'68 Baja Truck
'71 Bug
'68 Camper
Only losers litter |
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awreed Samba Member
Joined: January 14, 2010 Posts: 1268 Location: Kirkland, WA
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:41 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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Brian wrote: |
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Never forget
PITApan wrote: |
EZ Gruv wrote: |
Maybe you just take the battery out like a normal person?
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Normal people are idiots. |
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Where is that guys 'battery door' thread? Did Everett delete it? Can't find it anywhere. I know it was locked, I just wanted to see those pics of his hacked up bus again. |
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Spezialist Banned
Joined: July 01, 2005 Posts: 1941
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:38 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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It has been said. _________________
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Brian Samba Moderator
Joined: May 28, 2012 Posts: 8340 Location: Oceanside
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capedave Samba Member
Joined: August 13, 2002 Posts: 134
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:35 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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Red Fau Veh
Samba Member
Red Fau Veh wrote:
So far the fastest bay on the forum has 65 horse power and loose pushrods. Laughing
Laughing
I might have a tiny penis but I have lots of fun cars and tall trucks and a big house full of great stuff. Enjoy your big penis, I'm going racing.
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1971 Deluxe Sunroof Bay 1905 stroker, dual idf40's, 74mm Scat forged crank, engle 110 cam. CB 044 heads, AutoCraft rockers, chromoly push rods
1973 Orange transporter stock type 4 with dual 40 Dellortos and Empi single quiet pack
1969 Adventurewagen blue whale Gene Berg 1776 built by Dave Kawell dual 36 DRLA's, Vintage Speed exhaust, Bosch 019 screamer
1961 Swivel Seat camper, L345 grey
Rose Trailerette single wheel closed box trailer
1946 Higgins Camp trailer |
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'64cal lookdub 1200 Deluxe
Joined: May 29, 2004 Posts: 1714 Location: TX
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:47 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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70% of Skim's posts should be in here. I really miss the Rants back in the day, the looter photoshop thread was priceless. |
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Spezialist Banned
Joined: July 01, 2005 Posts: 1941
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:00 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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'64cal lookdub wrote: |
70% of Skim's posts should be in here. I really miss the Rants back in the day, the looter photoshop thread was priceless. |
I remember I got in trouble for cross posting the "Dictionary" _________________
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TDCTDI Samba Advocatus Diaboli
Joined: August 31, 2013 Posts: 12865 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:54 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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I just got a new one, thanks enjoyther1de. _________________ Everybody born before 1975 has a story, good, bad, or indifferent, about a VW.
GOFUNDYOURSELF, quit asking everyone to do it for you!
An air cooled VW will make you a hoarder.
Do something, anything, to your project every day, and you will eventually complete it. |
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EverettB Administrator
Joined: April 11, 2000 Posts: 69835 Location: Phoenix Metro
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:39 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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TDCTDI wrote: |
I just got a new one, thanks enjoyther1de. |
No, you don't we don't allow political stuff in signatures.
Posting this publicly as we have had a bunch of people doing that recently that required removal. _________________ How to Post Photos
Everett Barnes - [email protected] | My wanted ads
"Water is the only drink for a wise man" | "Communication prevents complaints"
Stop dead photo links! Post your photos to The Samba Gallery! |
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VOLKSWAGNUT Fastest VW Belt Changer
Joined: October 14, 2007 Posts: 11057 Location: Flippin' a Belt........ .... Off-n-On ... NC USA
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:07 am Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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EverettB wrote: |
we don't allow political stuff in signatures.
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Thats signature rule #1...
Come on.. lets get this topic rollin' along.. _________________ aka Ken {o\!/o}
Its your vehicle- stop askin' for approval-do what YOU like for cryin' out loud
Better to roll em' how you want and wear em' out-than lettin' em' rot out
Its about the going not the showing
Rebuilt to drive not decorate
WANTED: Local Eatin' Joints, Triple D for TheSamba contributions here http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=570510
Search "VOLKSWAGNUT" on YouTube since you cant watch a "certain" BELT change video round here
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Mike Fisher Samba Member
Joined: January 30, 2006 Posts: 17974 Location: Eugene, OR
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:31 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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Society is like stew. If you don't keep it stirred up you end up with a lot of scum on the top! Russ Wolfe/Edward Abbey _________________ https://imgur.com/user/FisherSquareback/posts
69 FI/AT square Daily Driver
66 sunroof,67,70,71,71,71AT,72,72AT,73 Parts
two 57 oval ragtops sold
'68 Karmann Ghia sold
Society is like stew. If you don't keep it stirred up you end up with a lot of scum on the top! - Russ_Wolfe/Edward Abbey |
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EVfun Samba Member
Joined: April 01, 2012 Posts: 5496 Location: Seattle
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:09 pm Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy |
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I use this... _________________
Wildthings wrote: |
As a general rule, cheap parts are the most expensive parts you can buy. |
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