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baileyboy Samba Member
Joined: December 04, 2007 Posts: 114 Location: Greater NYC
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:17 pm Post subject: Jersey Looker |
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Hi,
I asked the question in another forum that was talking about the Flanders NJ Air Cooled Show, they were talking about "Jersey Lookers"
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3...;start=160
I asked what it was (I'm a Jersey Boy) and got the answer with a link to someone building one.
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=312058
Here's what I understand it to be, Correct me if I'm wrong or have missed something
A Jersey Looker is basically an old beat up VW van (I'm not sure if it is just Splits or any body style will do) that is poorly restored, poorly painted and it has a half assed camper interior constructed by a not so skilled carpenter made out of whatever crap was lying around in the yard at the time????
And somehow girls are attracted to this piece of rolling substandard handiwork like bugs to a lightbulb?!!?!?!!
Can anyone enlighten me and change my opinion?
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UZI Platinum FUBU

Joined: February 08, 2002 Posts: 13335 Location: phila-DELFT-ia
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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jersey lookers are basically the outer limits of VW bus customization. the "jersey look" did for buses what the "mulholland look" did for beetle and what "flo-bee" did for hairstyling. in a word? it revolutionalized the bus world.
typical distinctive jersey looker features include wheelwell flares, either in molded fiberglas or bolt on rubber type, engine scoops, again preferably fiberglas but molded plastic is desirable. top wheel choice is chevy bolt pattern "potato mags" with oversize tires in the rear aka "meat and potatoes" and narrower tires up front. cragar mag wheels are also desirable for the "hot wheels look jersey looker". interior appointments are full shag carpet treatment, including the ceiling of the bus. wood paneling is also acceptable. in most cases hacking out pieces of the bus, particularly structural pieces such as the bulkhead is a big no-no. with the jersey look, it's essential. how else would you get ford thunderbird bucket seats to fit correctly?
the devil lives in the details, right? in this case it's the jersey devil, from deep in the pine barrens. i'm talking 8 ball shifter, hippy-foot gas pedal, small diameter steering wheel, window tints, thought jalousie windows are big. be sure to hack a hole in the roof for a roof vent too!
paint-wise, it's wide open, as long as it's metalflake. you have to have tunes too. 8 tack tapes are best. REO speedwagon, AC/DC and early hairband music will sure to turn on the chicks. some richard pryor live tapes will sure to loosen up the ladies. you know the saying "if you can make 'em laugh, you can make 'em ________"
engine of choice is the dualport 1600. but all tricked out with plenty of see-thru colormatched bugpack accessories like an alternator cover, see-thru distributor cap, colored iginition wires and chromie engine tin, finished with a nice mellow sounding monza exhaust.
let's post some pics!
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73sports Samba Member

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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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I do believe the revolution has begun! _________________ I will never lie, but sometimes the truth changes.
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ho-dad Samba Member

Joined: April 19, 2004 Posts: 989 Location: The Old Dominion
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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Egads! Do you have to wear a gold chain to drive one of those things? _________________ '69 SingleCab
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'62 SuperStock Dodge (I wish...)
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hazetguy Samba Member

Joined: April 06, 2001 Posts: 10782 Location: iT StiNgeD iTseLf tO dEAd
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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here's a jersey looker in eastern PA. i saw this bus in the mid 90's.
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crofty Judas of the North

Joined: August 09, 2000 Posts: 19751 Location: Land of Whine and Phonies
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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ho-dad wrote: |
Egads! Do you have to wear a gold chain to drive one of those things? |
This is America son, we wear many gold chains. _________________ Your Vanagon sucks, Stop waving at me.
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I slept on crofty's tent once. I passed out drunk from two bottles of Everett's brother's wine. |
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KTPhil  Samba Member

Joined: April 06, 2006 Posts: 35276 Location: Conejo Valley, CA
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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And you wonder why fathers hate it if you drive up in a VW Bus.
But the basset is cool. |
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crofty Judas of the North

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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KTPhil wrote: |
And you wonder why fathers hate it if you drive up in a VW Bus.
But the basset is cool. |
That don't look like no hound, dog! _________________ Your Vanagon sucks, Stop waving at me.
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I slept on crofty's tent once. I passed out drunk from two bottles of Everett's brother's wine. |
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UZI Platinum FUBU

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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KTPhil  Samba Member

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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crofty wrote: |
[That don't look like no hound, dog! |
I'm talkin' OUTside the Bus. |
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UZI Platinum FUBU

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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here is the interior of my old jersey looker. sadly, it was scrapped.
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MrBreeze Samba Hitman

Joined: October 06, 2002 Posts: 5622 Location: Lawn Guyland, Noo Yawk
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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UZI wrote: |
here is the interior of my old jersey looker. sadly, it was scrapped.
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Fine looking puppy you got there _________________ -=Rob
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DeathBus WILD MAN!

Joined: February 29, 2004 Posts: 4384 Location: Birmingham, Alabama
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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Rob I was sure that was your bus from back in the day! |
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mattcuddy Samba Member

Joined: October 22, 2003 Posts: 2036 Location: Philly, PA
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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UZI wrote: |
jersey lookers are |
Wow, that description hit the nail on the head (or took a hit and then got nailed as the case may be ). If I didn't know you lived the look as hard as anyone on a daily basis, I'd have thunk you copied that right out of the Funk & Wagnells encyclopedia your mom got at the supermarket in 1982.
Touch Nicks Thing has an equally eloquent description in this thread :
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=226066
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The Jersey look has been more of a cultural entity than a fad like many of the other genres in bus collecting that have come and will die out with time; hoodride, rat rod, Hawaiian look. The Jersey look not only embodies such amiable traits as classiness, excitement, and sportsmanship, but it also has the thrill of knowing every lady I pass in this beast is soaking her panties. You can’t say that about many other vans. You see, whether it be the gleam in the mags or the gradient of the wheel arches, these vans scream “lets do something dirty tonight,” which as I have been told is a distant cousin to NJ’s real state motto, Dirty Jersey.
From Camden to Atlantic City, up to Newark and back to the Barrens the Jersey look can be seen scooping up the common riff raff from unchic gatherings at the bowling alley, probably hauling Natural Light, and ending the night in park at the landfill overlook. So, from the eight-ball shifter to the Monza muffler and all the way around, the van is reminiscent of your first gold chain won in a claw machine down on the shore, Classy while trashy, New Jersey!
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There is not much more I can add description wise at this point other than that with regards to jersey lookers, "if you build it, they will cum."
jersey lookers come in all flavors, here is cherry for example:
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UZI Platinum FUBU

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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djkeev Samba Moderator

Joined: September 30, 2007 Posts: 32966 Location: Reading Pennsylvania
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:02 am Post subject: |
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mattcuddy wrote: |
Touch Nicks Thing wrote: |
The Jersey look has been more of a cultural entity than a fad like many of the other genres in bus collecting that have come and will die out with time; hoodride, rat rod, Hawaiian look. The Jersey look not only embodies such amiable traits as classiness, excitement, and sportsmanship, but it also has the thrill of knowing every lady I pass in this beast is soaking her panties. You can’t say that about many other vans. You see, whether it be the gleam in the mags or the gradient of the wheel arches, these vans scream “lets do something dirty tonight,” which as I have been told is a distant cousin to NJ’s real state motto, Dirty Jersey.
From Camden to Atlantic City, up to Newark and back to the Barrens the Jersey look can be seen scooping up the common riff raff from unchic gatherings at the bowling alley, probably hauling Natural Light, and ending the night in park at the landfill overlook. So, from the eight-ball shifter to the Monza muffler and all the way around, the van is reminiscent of your first gold chain won in a claw machine down on the shore, Classy while trashy, New Jersey!
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Hmmm, being a Jersey Boy I struggle with some of the generalities made in this definition about NJ. Maybe IF the only NJ you ever saw was from the New Jersey Turnpike it would fit well enough. Get off of that road and start wandering and you will find countryside and small towns that will make you utter the statement "this is Jersey!?!?!" At times it very well could be New England, at other times the open beaches of the Carolinas, at other times the quaint industrial revolution towns of Pennsylvania and at other times you'd think you were in Colonial America. Not saying this is by any stretch of the imagination the best state, BUT, it has many, many states beat to a pulp when you factor in everything and come out with a total score of livability. Just take a look at the lists made by professionals of the best places to live! Out of 50 States they picked 100 towns, NJ got 10 of them leaving only 90 spots for the other 49 States to share! Texas has 13, Maryland has 5, Missouri has 4 and California has 4, Minnesota is #1, which means some States just simply aren't here!
http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/bplive/2008/snapshots/PL2751730.html
5 Franklin Township, NJ 59,150
13 Parsippany/Troy Hills, NJ 52,934
23 Piscataway, NJ 53,903
35 Edison, NJ 101,420
51 Hamilton, NJ 91,749
58 Washington, NJ 52,640
75 Union, NJ 56,092
77 Howell, NJ 52,056
86 Middletown, NJ 67,678
100 Wayne, NJ 55,742
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http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6315537#6315537
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UZI Platinum FUBU

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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:38 am Post subject: |
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jersey pride represent!! _________________ Extravagant Lifestyle
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crukab Samba Chef

Joined: December 13, 2002 Posts: 6126 Location: Vermont
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:09 am Post subject: |
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Wow, thats a flash back ! I remember that issue of Hot Vw, probably still have it.... _________________ Tom
My Pops:
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=604100&highlight=
I know you will always be with me, rest in peace with no more pain. 8/13/14.....
In the yard right now:
'51 Dodge 5 window truck
'65 Bug
'66 Singlecab
'82 Rabbit Truck Diesel from CALI
'86 Doublecab W/T
'91 Vanagon carat/wolfsbrg.Tiico
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marklaken Samba Member

Joined: March 19, 2004 Posts: 2416 Location: fort collins, CO
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:46 am Post subject: |
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here's is a tired, half-assed jersey engine...note the huge oil cooler, the oil filter, the inline gas filter, the monza exhaust, the hot pink sticker, the j-tubes, the extra wiring for the extra turn signals
some other jersey look items of note:
aftermarket mirrors
hacked dash for the cassette deck
extra dash switches
homemade bumpers
extra turn signals
stickers
edit: sweet - I was view number 420! _________________ Wish List:
1967 Wesfalia SO-42 Parts Needed: Kitchenette, Cot Poles
'65 rear left beetle fender
15" Bus Wheels in fair condition
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crofty Judas of the North

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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:59 am Post subject: |
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That's f'n beautiful! _________________ Your Vanagon sucks, Stop waving at me.
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I slept on crofty's tent once. I passed out drunk from two bottles of Everett's brother's wine. |
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